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What would you name your kids if you ever had a chance of creating them?
>Linus Anders Bering
>Elliot Rodger
>Ulrich
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Cargo-Box
Garbador
Lil-FuckNigga
Crustacean
Beechy-Peechy
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I would name him Chad, like father like son.
Why do people get mad when they use money for sexual acts?
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>>37990585
I'm going to need a link m8
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Because you are cheating the system of sexual selection. If you don't naturally inspire women to have sex with you, you shouldn't be having sex. Getting around this system with money completely undermines wymyn's collective privilege to decide who does and does not get to have sex.
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>>37990799
Spoken like a true virgin who doesn't realize how easy it is to get sex from a girl.
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you die every night when you go to sleep
how to deal with this feel
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I don't sleep, because sleep is the cousin of death.
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>>37990557
Realize you have nothing to fear from perma-death cause you've experienced non-being thousands of times already and enjoy your new freedom from mortal dread.
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I long for the day I finally die once and for all.
When I sleep, all I do is dream. If that's what dying is like it sounds fucking awesome.
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WAGE CUCKING NEVER AGAIN 2017-06-27 08:21:31 Post No.37990508
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FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS FUCKING LIFE
I tried to apply for Assistant Waiter on Cruise ship and this fucking Filipina whore reject me for no reason, STUPID UGLY FAT WHORE.
This is fucking bullshit, even most simples job you can't get without having so much hassle and ton of experience.
HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO SERVE GUESTS DRINKS.
The whore is probably giving jobs to her little street shitting Chinks and relatives.
I REFUSE TO FUCKING WORK THIS SYSTEM IS FUCKING RIGGED, Fuck my dumb parents for not becoming rich when they had chance.
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>the state of the white race
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What is up with the experience shit? How do I get a experience if everyone is asking for experience?
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>>37990508
>there are people who are thinking it is easy to get a job
top kek
When I finished uni I was looking for a job almost more than a year, and went to at lest 7 interviews
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I can't handle being a Chad anymore. How do I become more like you nerd virgins?
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>>37990479
you go back to /cgl/ faggot
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Get out normie REEEEE you are born in your place in this world
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>>37990479
bee asexual i presume
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I think I'm becoming more and more of a degenerate. I just accepted an invitation to jack off and cum into another mans 34 year old wifes panties.
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>>37990459
Sounds fun, tells us more.
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>>37990459
Dude you should seriously become asexual before you go off the deep end
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>>37990497
>>37990524
I don't know why I'm doing this. Maybe I think there's a chance I'll get to fuck his wife and cuck him.
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>be me, once more
>prostitute gives me a can of soup
>why are you giving me a can of soup?
>I'm vegetarian
>I look at the label
>it's vegetable soup
>uh, this is vegetable soup
>yeah, but the broth is beef
>check ingredients
>she's right
lmao that's pretty silly what's the point of vegetable soup if you use beef broth
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>>37990433
Vegetable soup is not VEGETARIAN soup, Vegetable soup has existed forever before the vegetarian meme caught on.
It lacks proper meat because it was made by lower class people, but the broth is cheap and contains meat products
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>ywn share a can of soup with a whore
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Companies try to trick people like that. They hide beef better than Filipino prostitutes
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how do I find a a place where people do drugs in a house all day like drug dens in movies?
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>>37990423
Actual drug dens.
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Go to Glasgow, like in trainspotting
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Ask that one guy you always suspected of taking drugs if he knows a place.
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What would you do if you had friends? 2017-06-27 08:12:55 Post No.37990409
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What would you do if you had friends?
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People often talk about what they would do if they have a GF, but for the truly socially isolated among us, we imagine what we would do if we had friends. If I had friends I would
>Go to a secluded beach with a forest nearby
>Bring hatchets, go down cut down trees and branches, while other friends collect rocks and build a circle in the sand
>build up a sweat, sit down as the sun sets, having a beer
>As it gets dark, light up the campfire telling stories as we feel the cool ocean breeze and watch the fire until we get tired and go home to sleep
What would you guys do?
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>>37990409
I'd build some shit with them. Crap like meme panels, or an electric go-kart, shit like that.
Even if I had meme-teir friends I could still grab a beer and shoot the shit about bitches
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>>37990409
I'd leave the house.
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>>37990427
What the fuck are memepanels?
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Post pictures that you made or cropped yourself.
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i took this screenshot so it's mine
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This image would pass the robot if they were still filtered for originality.
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I dont know why I thought this would make a great reaction image honestly
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What are you waiting for anon, its not gonna lick itself.
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>>37990394
Not even memeing but I would eat that thing for hours.
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>>37990394
grills have a crack that extends from their ass to their front. Thank god I'm asexual and don't have to deal with that
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Anyone else here /straight but thinks most pussy looks weird and disgusting/ ?
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Do you ever use emoticons in conversations with people just not to seem emotionally retarded?
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>>37990352
Yes. Why do I continue to talk to those normalfags if they probably don't even like me and just keep me around out of pity.
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>>37990352
What do you mean, something like, "I really like your new glasses dude, colon caret close parenthesis!"
Seems a bit autistic to me
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>>37990352
Emoticons or Emojis?
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>add someone from /r9k/
>talk all night
>feel like it's going well
>having a good time
>sign off and go to sleep
>wake up in the morning
>sign in invisible
>read over the chat logs
>oh christ
>christ fuck I'm such a cringelord
>why do I try so hard why do I lie to impress people
>getting legitimately red-faced
>exhausted all the topics I could possibly talk to them about in a few hours
>they seemed way less into it than I was
>I was just wasting their time
>I'm not gonna bother them anymore
>delete and block them and try to never think about it or them again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpj39Znv0oA
I'm not worried
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>add someone from /r9k/
>talk all night
>wake up in the morning
>realized i opened up too quickly and made myself vulnerable
>constantly think they will take advantage of me
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>>37990322
>tfw just realized I do this to people I talk to
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Well hello there....Sir....Just exploring the center if the Earth with a digging vehicle funded with your cuckbucks wagecuck. How is your marvelous day going? Did you enjoy being yelled out today when I made a fake complaint? Be ready tomorrow cause I will be causing mini earthquakes with my digging apparatus. The boss will make you clean up all the spills. After hours I will drill my way under your workplace and steal the money. Getting ready to be fired wagie. Make sure you find another job though.
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>>37990291
this is such an original and worthwile post
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>>37990291
Thisis such an original and worthwhile reply.
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>>37990291
nice one NEETbro
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You wake up and you're in "heaven"
If your post is even, it is normie heaven.
>Orgies, food, clouds,
>everything is white (ouch racial commentary) and golden.
Beautiful women, beautiful men are there, they are enjoying themselves. lofi 40's jazz plays constantly, Heaven is being famous. The ultimate bluepill, the lifegoal of most normies. There is little struggle and over time you realize you will become a hedonistic pleasure machine.
>Is this heaven or hell?
If your roll ends in odds it is your heaven
>Shitposting
>your onceitis is there
>Chad becomes you and you become Chad.
No more broken feels, no more pain. Just the NEET life, but with all the creature comforts you desire. Life is pleasant, you are allmighty and you can reshape this world however you want.
>But you will eventually become Q.
Having lived forever you experienced everything, annoying "lesser beings" is the only thing that remotely interests your superior self
Post your thoughts on the matter,
or tell me I'm wrong, and talk about how you would live your amazing life.
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>>37990288
all my effort, saged
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>>37990288
Originolling
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>>37990422
Your thoughts on normie heaven?