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now what?
pic unrelated. and can we please just not be sarcastic.
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>>35202765
how can you start a thread with no content beside the pic and say pic unrelated
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>>35202798
i asked now what
dont pretend to be stupid
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>>35202818
now OP is a little bit faggier than before, as it always happens
kys and delet
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>Mom sees me staring at her loli daughter wearing tights and a see through dress
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>>35202715
That's when you look at her and shake your head in disapproval while wearing a frown. Make it known you think she should dress her daughter more modestly.
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This is why I don't even bother looking
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>>35202783
this.
could actually workand of fucking coarse i get muted
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Embarrassing school stories 2017-03-01 12:01:30 Post No.35202678
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Can we get an embarrassing school story thread going? I'll start:
>be me, attending vocational school
>there's a girl in my class that watches anime and is cute
>haven't really gotten a chance to talk to her so I've made my mind up to initiate a conversation the next time I get a chance
>during a free period we're sitting as a group and are talking
>somehow the conversation ends up about them asking me what type of girl I like
>during that moment I thought of a brilliant idea, I wanted to appear quirky and leave a unique impression
>say I suffer from gynophobia because I had recently watched an anime which included a gynophobic character and I thought it'd make me look cute and endearing to her
>at first it went well, but then I noticed how one of the popular guys was looking at me suspiciously
>he notices me looking and puts on a shit eating grin
>"I feel bad for you, Anon. So I guess you're not into girls then?"
>suddenly the whole table erupts in supportive comments about how it's okay to be gay
>am too beta to deny it
>the next day I'm known as the gay kid and some of the girls treat me like one of their own from then on and attempt to "cure my gynophobia"
>all I wanted was female attention but not like that
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>>35202678
>i want to get close to a girl so i'll say i'm afraid of her
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>>35203083
Anime causes autism
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bump
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What are other robots giving up for Lent?
Me? Coffee, cigarettes, porn, and masturbation.
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i am giving up vagina for lent
oh wait i wasn't getting any in the first place
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>>35202685
>black man touching his head meme
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>>35202658
Masturbation. I hope I can hold. Not even religious but I should do it anyway
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>Hey /r9k/, rate the poem I've been written for this girl I'm in an internet relationship with and I'll most likely never going to meet
I'd like to tell her how amazing she is, i swear i could fill in pages
But my words would be irrelevant, meaningless and stupid
Compared to those said by others, in the dawn of ages
She wouldn't believe them anyway, why did you do it, Cupid
We're losing ourselves in trivial matters, and never ending fights,
Like the brushwood that fuels the passion and the fire,
But it consumes itself throughout the process,
What's left at the end
When there was nothing to begin with
Just chemicals and raging matter.
Trillions of people before and after us,
Why are you special?
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>>35202578
It's beautiful, minus the last two lines
She might misinterpret that as her not being special
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>>35202611
Tbh, the first paragraph is the most relevant/romantic and the most interesting. I think I would just send her the first paragraph so shes not overwhelmed with the intellectual stuff in the second bit
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>>35202578
Oh just read that you're not going to meet her. The first two paragraphs are good.
Pardon the triple samefagging
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mi mam gat me a kiddy
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mummy spankbed mi for makin milky agains!
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>>35202575
Post pics of your kitty
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tking caer of kiddy idd hardt
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>tfw no local friend to invite over and watch hentai & play vidya with
Is this too much to ask for?
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>>35202535
Where do you live, anon?
origigi
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>>35202535
Why would you watch hentai with a friend, are you both gunna jack off to it together?
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>>35202535
>you will never have a friend that you can just hang out with and jerk him off while he watches hentai
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Is mayonnaise a jewish conspiracy?
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>>35202494
>Is mayonnaise a jewish conspiracy?
heh, kiddo, you must be new.
That's a very stupid question.
Because EGGS are a Jewish conspiracy.
There's no eggs in nature, the hen-industry jews just use nanocomposites and jelly to create these polimedial devices. they're electronic, but without circuitry. Wetware. Ever wonder why there's that little light in the fridge ? It's a remote battery for the egg units you goys store in your homes by the dozen every day.
So mayonnaise is pretty harmless, as the egg-device's integrity and internal circuitry is nullified in its production, but the residual nano composites can still make you a transsexual desu
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>>35202494
Go home /pol/ you're drunk.
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Mayonnaise is white.
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>tfw no zero friends online and off
How do you deal with the crushing loneliness?
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anime videogames and porn
the holy trinity
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>>35202463
I don't even feel lonely.. And when I play games I always mute/disable chat and never join guilds or voice comms. when I pug.
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>>35202463
this is quite easy solution
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>be me
>at the supermarket
>see this fucking manlet
>he legit must've been 5'11
>looked like a legit fucking dwarf
>was reaching for a can on the bottom fucking shelf but was too short to reach
>stifling my laughter i asked if he needed any help
>as i casually grab the can for him he says "gee whiz, how did you get so tall?"
>stifling laughter once again I say "well, i always eat my vegetables"
>he ponders this and than thanks me for getting the can before walking off
>a little later i turn a corner
>HE'S ONLY IN THE FUCKING VEGETABLE ISLE FILLING HIS CART
>at this point it's taking all my power not to explode with laughter
>he fucking turns to me and gives the smallest thumbs up i ever saw
>at this point i just fucking bolted and fell about in hysterics
Fucking manlets. Is there anything more pathetic? if you're under 6ft you should be euthanised.
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Then again I am almost 6'4 and I've never gotten laid. Being tall does not help if you are autistic and ugly.
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I'm sorry mate but I'm 6'2" and I don't appreciate seeing tallfag brethren doing this to the shorter folks. Guys, if you're like shorter than 5'11", you aren't necessarily short. Just make sure to target a girl who is atleast a bit shorter than you, and like 75% of them are decently shorter than the average male height. There's nothing to worry about if you're a
>manlet.
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>5'9
>have a qt.3.14 gf
>been together for 3 years
Feels good.
have you robots ever been in or affiliated with a cult? what was it like? how did you manage to leave?
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>>35202077
it's a one-man cult and I'm the leader
Pretty great desu
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Not exactly a cult rather than a local group following, but I was involved with something like that when I was in Africa.
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>>35202077
I've always thought about starting a cult. Personally, I think that I'd make a pretty good cult leader.
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>haven't had a cigarette in 4 days
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
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>he hasn't switched to smoking cock
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>>35202066
just smoke weed instead. That will actually get you high. I don't understand why people smoke cigarettes, they don't even make you high. I smoked them for a while because it was the only way I could get a break at work and it was never once even slightly pleasurable.
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>>35202872
Nicotine is highly addictive. It's not a great drug though, smoking weed is a lot better.
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Can somebody give me a basic gestalt on this nigger?
Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if
Okie doke!
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if if ifi fi fi fi fi fi fi fi
ooga booga
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Still not sure if he's a liar, or if the Democrats genuinely thought they could somehow pass as much legislation as is being pushed now but with less seats in Congress. Probably the former because the latter strategy makes no sense.
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AYOOO WE WUZ BLACK PREZIDAAANTS!
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>mom is making me move into the garage
>have to leave my computer in the room I'm in now because there's no possible way to get internet in the garage
The computer was my last pleasure, but it's over lads.
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Use your phone anon. Like 90% of my Internet business I do with my phone.
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>>35202019
why dont you buy an ethernet cable?
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How can you not get internet in your garage?
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I constantly re-imagine times when people made fun of me and in my head I try to defend myself but I never can, I can never win. Has anyone else done this? I feel like I do it non-stop.
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>>35201998
No. Never.
Orangutan
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Oh. Okay.
Is this a known phenomenon that people do? Is there a known way to stop?
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>>35201998
It's a terrible cycle. Best advice is learn to meditate and clear your mind. Allow these thoughts to pass through your mind without acknowleding them when they come up.