>hear mom crying herself to sleep every night because her only son is a complete reject loser with no prospects and who refuses to get a job and help her with rent even though we're about to get evicted
heh, dumb bitch
Maybe she should start working 2 jobs like the dumb wageslave she is if she can't afford to shelter and feed her baby boy.
>>38137531
You should get a job if you can anon. That smug frog face is not the visage you wear in the kitchen.
>>38137531
did you fap to the sounds she was making?
What's she been up to?
Noped out of the orbitor discord a few months ago, recently been thinking about her for some reason. Any updates?
>>38137462
i want you wierdos to leave me alone. discord was a mistake
>>38137462
looks like a meth addict desu
>>38137462
>>38138331
>bumping this shit off page 10
Fuck off retards.
Can you, r9k please spam the shit out of my relatives facebook page. This bitch lives off the government and is a total liberal. My father died and now she tries to gain sympathy because she's somehow related to my family and we fucking hate her. Her name is christine melair and don't hold back.
/r9k/ is not your personal army
sage
>>38137372
>>38137417
I've never asked anything of r9k and i love it here. Can some anon please help
>>38137372
She live in Pennsylvania? I can only find one really old woman.
ITT: Dragon Ball characters that remind you of yourself
For me it's Goku Black - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>38137369
>a wicked sense of humor.
According to who?
>>38137369
So an edgelord. Gotcha.
>intelligent
According to yourself?
>comparing yourself to a dragon ball z
Yep.
Brothers, robots.
This is a transmission directly from the last resisting robot bunker.
We will not surrender to the roasts.
A shitstorm is brewing.
They will pay for all they've done.
>no roasts
>no normies
>no fags
>no cucks
https://discord [dott] gg/KXFq2zj
Uphold /r9k/!
The time is now robots. For to lpng this thread has been cucked by normie kind! We must fight back against the roasts and fagposters to retake our board!
I'm sick of these god damn roasties. This board is belongs to robots.
better discord we accept everyone :) :)
9zUPT7w
I have a question for femanons.
You wake up tomorrow, look in the mirror and realize you've become a male version of you.
What would you do?
Fap so hard.
Fap hard.
>>38137327
>>38137349
male samefagging
Why haven't you joined the military at this point?
>>38137223
can't because of depression on my medical history. i would if I could desu
>>38137223
no faith in my government or the people residing in my country, why should I fight to protect them?
>>38137223
Waiting for the space corps.
How do we destroy the alt-right ones and for all?
>>38137201
Kill all jews > nothing left for /pol/ to bitch about > alr-right withers > way is paved for glorious socialist world with basic income and state provided gfs for all.
I am /pol/ and so are you.
The alt-right will destroy themselves with in fighting. Just like the SJW before them. It is how this groups work.
>girlfriend came back after a 3 week holiday
>Was going to go down on her
>See white stuff coming out, was really thick and white
>Made an excuse and said my throat was sore, just fucked her instead while feeling disgusted
Was that another mans semen?
No probably not unless she got fucked on the car ride back
>>38137194
most likely it's an yeast infection
>>38137194
Yeast infection, go make some bread with it.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GF FOR 19 YEARS WHEN THE FUCK WILL I GET ONE!!!
I AM A NICE GUY
>>38137183
YEAH I GUESS I AM ALSO WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO RESPOND TO THIS THREAD
>>38137183
The problem is that you're waiting for a gf to come to you instead of going out and looking for yourself.
>>38137668
Autist. You don't go out and actively search for a girlfriend. You go out and do activities you enjoy, let the girls look at you. Pick up on social queues, learn how to take hints, learn how to read body language. Be the chad you always dreamt of being. Get back to the gym.
Got hired as a Manager at Mcdonalds. Anyone willing to give me some advice on how I might succeed at this gig?
>>38137143
Don't be an asshole. Try to be fair. Be friendly with your coworkers but make sure they know who's boss. Be on-time...bla bla bla
try to find an aesthetic you can delude yourself into thinking you fulfill
>>38137185
Have you worked at fast-food? How long did it take for you to get the hang of things?
ITT: Things aliens would say to each other after discovering us
>so half of their population have an awkward, floppy slab of meat sticking out of their bodies and they care A LOT about its size
>>38137042
Blue pilled faggot, if they can cross a solar system the lnow about sexual characters
>>38137042
The other half of the population has sandwich meat between their legs and also cares a lot about its size. What's interesting is that unlike the meat stick humans who try to fix themselves with various ways to increase its size, sandwich meat humans continuously try to solve the problem by convincing meat stick humans that they're the ones with the issue if they don't like an excessive amount of sandwich meat.
>>38137204
>The other half of the population has sandwich meat between their legs and also cares a lot about its size
>and also cares a lot about its size
>implying they do
There will be thirsty cucks no matter how roasty the roastie is
>Can't browse 4chan on my lunch breaks because 4chan is blocked
>My co-workers have no problems accessing Normiebook, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, and 9Gag
why is this allowed?
You ever heard of proxies?
>>38137031
I have the same problem anon. How is working at McDicks for you? I want to hear a fellow robot's opinion.
>>38137056
I can't post from a proxy though
Do you guys prefer girls with short legs or long legs?
Me personally I like short thicc midget legs on women
>>38137028
I'd hit it...no doubt. She'd be my little play doll
>>38137028
Long legs 4 days, son.
>>38137028
I just want a gf with tree trunk muscular thighs.
>old black lady called me honey today
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm child
Old black ladies always do that dummy
>>38137023
So? Did it ruin your day somehow?