What would you do if you found out you were 6% Japanese? move to japan? embrace samurai ways?
That'd be pretty cool, but I'm definitely not.
My parents are from different but both notoriously insular ethnic groups and so before them there was little to no mixing in either line
>the one girl I really liked is now getting married
>starting to feel like I am getting fucking old and all the women are taken
is k because I am 28 but look like a 19 year old.
I had a long term off and on ex that got married out of the blue. Married a fat dude.
Anyways, go for the younger nerdier grills, it's what I did
>been together 4 yrs
>been shit posting on this board for more than 7 yrs
Any robots know how I can legally obtain dead human meat/matter? I want to make a stew or pasta with whatever I can find and serve it to normies. Also, would it be illegal to do this?
it's not a great idea, I've heard that you can get a lot of weird diseases that are unique to cannibals, and if you go to the hospital they'll know what you've been up to
Beyond that, I have no idea. You could try getting bodies that have been donated for scientific study, but those might have been treated with formaldehyde.
And yeah its super illegal.
I doubt there's any legal way you could obtain a non-embalmed corpse. Your best bet is illegal means. I'm no lawyer but I imagine the police would find something to charge you with if did serve people human meat
Is it just me or are shopping malls the most relaxing places out there? At the mall I forget all the stress and anxiety of my day to day life and just lose myself in there, it helps that the architecture and interior design of them is so aesthetically pleasing (at least where I am) Does anyone else here feel this way?
no, they're full of weird negroes and spics with fidget spinners and flatbrims and shoes that went out of style like 4 years ago or weird ethnically ambiguous asian couples doing whatever asians do
I feel you, OP. I'm a sucker for nice architecture/interior design. It depends on the situation, but it can definitely make for a pleasant experience.
Does anybody else on r9k ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone eIse here know this feeling?
>it's this thread again
get a sex change like pic related.
Tell me: How edgy are ya, /r9k/?
pretty edgy, depending on what you mean. i pretty much exclusively listen to emo, punk, and sad lo fi music and my wardrobe consists of black band tshirts, oversized sweatshirts, pre-ripped skinny jeans and black sneakers. also i have radical political views
maybe if she applies another pound of foundation on her facial acne.
I heard this was a Connie-posting board.
I think you've heard correctly. It most certainly is. ;^)
Some Connie to brighten up the day
>headphones break, no sound, f to pay respec
>ask if we have any spare sets lying around
>"I don't think so but I can pick you up a pair tomorrow"
>"No thanks" I say
>Ten minutes later comes in with an amazon list of shitty, guaranteed-to-break-in-a-week brand headphones "Any of these you want?"
>"I don't want any, I'll be fine"
>"So what are you gonna do without a set of headphones?"
>"I dunno, not have sound for a while I guess?"
>She storms out, "this is the thanks I get"
Why are regulars so fucking acoustic.
>not spending 30$ on a pair of headphones that will last for 2+ years
Stop being a NEET. You are a parasite to society Anon. You might as well kys.
I used to be a gangster but now I'm a wagecuck.
Are these brainwashing affirmations?
Pop music is proof the world is fucked up beyond all repair.
Let's get fucked up today fellow bots.
Life sucks let escape.
I just popped some hydrocodone
I like doing all these things but they give me no motivation to do anything.
>no drivers license
I can't do anything, robots.
I don't know about you guys, but when I look myself at the mirror, or open the selfie camera, i usually look pretty good and think like "Damn you're a 8/10 minimum" and i feel like Chad.
However, when I take pictures of myself (so the picture isn't mirrored) I fucking look 5/10 on a very good day, like what the fuck; I need to take minimum 5-10 pics until i get one where I look decent.
Anyone can relate? I wish I was the mirrored version of myself... I like to think that the picture fucks me up since is 2D and not 3D, but I don't think that's the reason why that happens :/
Photo cameras are not human eyes. They cannot compare. Try to take a beautiful scenery with your shitty phone camera, it will be shit and the magic will not be captured; same with your photos.
That being said you are actually what you look like in the mirror, and because you have been looking at yourself in the mirror for your entire life your eyes are accustomed to focusing on the parts that are prominent and tricking your brain into making you look prettier /better/, and it works the same way with everyone, you get to know someone and spend a lot of time looking at them you will see the reflection those people see in the mirror. same with people around you who look at you, they will see the reflection. You just have to be confident and not give in to your fears; What matters is your perspective on things that matter to you and how you handle them, everyone is ugly to certain someone, it just depends on which light you see them in
This happens to me, too but is dependent on the reflective surface. My bathroom''s combination of lighting and paint color gives me a very attractive reflection: golem skin, clean features, etc. But the French doors at the back of my house make me look purple and fucked up
do you ever look at a woman you find unattractive and realize that the feeling you feel is how every woman on the face of the earth feels about you?
What made you finally give up and go faggot /r9k/? Or were you smart enough to hate women from the get?
Also all female hatred is welcome.
I became a (((woman))) after several years of browsing this hellhole. Could be /r9k/ that did it.