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Turning normies into cannibals 2017-07-06 10:59:57 Post No.38197386
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Turning normies into cannibals
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2017-07-06 10:59:57
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Any robots know how I can legally obtain dead human meat/matter? I want to make a stew or pasta with whatever I can find and serve it to normies. Also, would it be illegal to do this?
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>>38197386
it's not a great idea, I've heard that you can get a lot of weird diseases that are unique to cannibals, and if you go to the hospital they'll know what you've been up to
Beyond that, I have no idea. You could try getting bodies that have been donated for scientific study, but those might have been treated with formaldehyde.
And yeah its super illegal.
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>>38197386
I doubt there's any legal way you could obtain a non-embalmed corpse. Your best bet is illegal means. I'm no lawyer but I imagine the police would find something to charge you with if did serve people human meat
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>>38197432
This too OP. It's called prion disease. The most common one is Creutzfeld-Jakob Disease. It's like human mad cow disease
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Is it just me or are shopping malls the most relaxing places out there? At the mall I forget all the stress and anxiety of my day to day life and just lose myself in there, it helps that the architecture and interior design of them is so aesthetically pleasing (at least where I am) Does anyone else here feel this way?
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>>38197296
no, they're full of weird negroes and spics with fidget spinners and flatbrims and shoes that went out of style like 4 years ago or weird ethnically ambiguous asian couples doing whatever asians do
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>>38197296
I feel you, OP. I'm a sucker for nice architecture/interior design. It depends on the situation, but it can definitely make for a pleasant experience.
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>>38197296
do you have a fetish for white teenage girls laughing at how much of a loser you are?
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Does anybody else on r9k ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone eIse here know this feeling?
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I don't usually post in these butI have the same massager wand
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>it's this thread again
get a sex change like pic related.
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>>38197318
>I have the same massager wand
r u a boi?
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Tell me: How edgy are ya, /r9k/?
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>>38197287
I'm so edgy I can slit my wrists at will.
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I don't like cruelty towards anyone/thing but the most savage, so not that edgy. I do say nigger though.
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>>38197287
pretty edgy, depending on what you mean. i pretty much exclusively listen to emo, punk, and sad lo fi music and my wardrobe consists of black band tshirts, oversized sweatshirts, pre-ripped skinny jeans and black sneakers. also i have radical political views
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>>38197224
maybe if she applies another pound of foundation on her facial acne.
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yes .
dig my pee pee into her dark butthole yes plz
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>>38197224
All the way to market.
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No. I rather die a virgin.
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I heard this was a Connie-posting board.
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>>38197206
I think you've heard correctly. It most certainly is. ;^)
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This was a good post. Good job, OP.
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>>38197278
Only if you arent a gay canadian boy : )
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Some Connie to brighten up the day
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you are one of the worst things to happen to /r9k/.
You're the equivalent of seeing the wal-mart smiley face
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>>38197110
Thanks op I really needed that today
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>>38197123
i would rather see the walmart smiley face.
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>headphones break, no sound, f to pay respec
>ask if we have any spare sets lying around
>"I don't think so but I can pick you up a pair tomorrow"
>lolwut
>"No thanks" I say
>Ten minutes later comes in with an amazon list of shitty, guaranteed-to-break-in-a-week brand headphones "Any of these you want?"
>mfw
>"I don't want any, I'll be fine"
>"So what are you gonna do without a set of headphones?"
>"I dunno, not have sound for a while I guess?"
>She storms out, "this is the thanks I get"
>fuckingwhat.
Why are regulars so fucking acoustic.
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some guy gave me some headphones like a year ago and ive dropped them 5 times on the ground and they still work like brand new
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>>38197104
>not spending 30$ on a pair of headphones that will last for 2+ years
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>>38197104
You sound like an ungrateful cunt. At least say "thanks" or something to show your gratitude.
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Stop being a NEET. You are a parasite to society Anon. You might as well kys.
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I used to be a gangster but now I'm a wagecuck.
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By paying taxes you are funding most of societies evil self destructive policies like the welfare state.
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Are these brainwashing affirmations?
Pop music is proof the world is fucked up beyond all repair.
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Pills/weed/Alcohol general 2017-07-06 10:35:36 Post No.38196903
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Pills/weed/Alcohol general
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2017-07-06 10:35:36
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Let's get fucked up today fellow bots.
Life sucks let escape.
I just popped some hydrocodone
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>>38196903
Xanax here mate.
Feeling real comfy.
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>>38196920
Awww boy.
I found some robaxin. Just took 10. Heres hoping it does something.
Tell me how ya feel
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I like doing all these things but they give me no motivation to do anything.
>19
>NEET
>no drivers license
I can't do anything, robots.
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Who here /mirrorchad/? 2017-07-06 10:33:21 Post No.38196854
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I don't know about you guys, but when I look myself at the mirror, or open the selfie camera, i usually look pretty good and think like "Damn you're a 8/10 minimum" and i feel like Chad.
However, when I take pictures of myself (so the picture isn't mirrored) I fucking look 5/10 on a very good day, like what the fuck; I need to take minimum 5-10 pics until i get one where I look decent.
Anyone can relate? I wish I was the mirrored version of myself... I like to think that the picture fucks me up since is 2D and not 3D, but I don't think that's the reason why that happens :/
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Photo cameras are not human eyes. They cannot compare. Try to take a beautiful scenery with your shitty phone camera, it will be shit and the magic will not be captured; same with your photos.
That being said you are actually what you look like in the mirror, and because you have been looking at yourself in the mirror for your entire life your eyes are accustomed to focusing on the parts that are prominent and tricking your brain into making you look prettier /better/, and it works the same way with everyone, you get to know someone and spend a lot of time looking at them you will see the reflection those people see in the mirror. same with people around you who look at you, they will see the reflection. You just have to be confident and not give in to your fears; What matters is your perspective on things that matter to you and how you handle them, everyone is ugly to certain someone, it just depends on which light you see them in
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>>38196854
This happens to me, too but is dependent on the reflective surface. My bathroom''s combination of lighting and paint color gives me a very attractive reflection: golem skin, clean features, etc. But the French doors at the back of my house make me look purple and fucked up
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>>38197006
Meant to type "golden skin" kek
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do you ever look at a woman you find unattractive and realize that the feeling you feel is how every woman on the face of the earth feels about you?
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DUDE THAT BODY IS PERFECTION PLEASE POST MORE
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>>38196851
There's a remedy for that. It's called rape.
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i cant even go into the nude threads on /b/ anymore because of this realization. to think these average looking girls will take their clothes off for chad, but not me. because im ugly.
What made you finally give up and go faggot /r9k/? Or were you smart enough to hate women from the get?
Also all female hatred is welcome.
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>Hating women
just treat them like objects famalam
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>>38197169
What fun is that?
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>>38196762
I became a (((woman))) after several years of browsing this hellhole. Could be /r9k/ that did it.
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>been dating a roastie for 3 years, about to lose virginity tonight then dump her
I almost made it boi's. She fucked over 60 guys before me and she's 32 years old. To get this far I told her I loved her and I want to find someone to marry. She doesn't realize I'm a virgin and was making me wait till she trusted me before having sex. Because her biological clock is running out and she thinks I'm "the one". Dumping this toastie roastie as soon as I get laid
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>>38196758
>it takes 3 years of dating before you can fuck used goods
wew lad
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>>38196820
Why do you think I'm dumping her? This is the worst part about roasties. Not only are they whores, but they're whores for chad but prudes for robots. You have to spend lots of money & years on your life to get the same thing that chad got on his first date. Why the fuck would I marry someone who treats me like that? I don't why I can't get laid without jumping through these hoops, how do people have casual sex or sex early in a relationship?
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>wasting 3 years of your life with some loose slag just for some nasty sloppy 60ths and possibly an STD
woah op you're such a devilish cool sociopath
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>been posting on websites and image boards since I was 12
>remember being the annoying 14 year old that everyone hated
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>he wasnt a lurker during his underage years
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>>38196674
Some people never change OP, your fate has been sealed, you will forever be known as the annoying little faggot who thinks that he is being clever and original by reposing old threads covered in outdated memes to get a few anons to ratify his existence.
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>>38196704
I never posted here underage. I posted on Ebaumsworld but I don't think they had an age limit