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So anon, why are you deciding not to an hero today?
>my dog
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An original fear of going to hell
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Too much work o
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Not really sure. My sister died 3 years ago, I'm the last one now.
I guess I'll just wait for something significant to finally occur.
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Listen here son, I'm sick and tired of you being in your room all day. Me and your mother have been worried about you. You need to get off your computer and go outside. How else are you supposed to make friends? No, I don't care that you "hang out with people over the internet," it's just not the same thing. Back when I was your age, we didn't have any of this computer stuff, but I turned out just fine. Now get in the car, we're going somewhere for you to get some fresh air and meet people.
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>*kicks and screams*
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38157676
"Get in the back, Shinji."
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>were worried about you
I hear this too often
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why don't asteroids hit the earth anymore like what happened to the dinosaurs? why hasn't yellowstone blown up?
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Because god wants us to suffer
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>>38157610
they only hit every million years or something
we've only been here for less than that
t. neil d'gayass tyson
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>>38157610
There's only been a handful of extinction level events and what >>38158833 said. Humans haven't been here long. It's random, but also very rare and takes much while OP.
As it is Yellowstone could go off this week, or next couple hundred years, thousand, could die down and never go off, just depends.
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>live in college apartment
>neighbor is a roastie
>brings home a different guy every night
>can hear them having sex late at night
>today she brought home 2 guys
>she's already loudly giggling every few seconds
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>>38157596
oh man I pity you OP
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>>38157596
>neighbor beside me is a poo who is never home
>neighbor below me is a phillipino man who's kids are always yelling
>other neighbor below me are two roasties who have nignogs over every now and then
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Knock loudly on the wall and yell if you can join
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Why haven't you shown your support to the LGBT community?
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Because it's cancer.
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>>38157576
i do not have any to give. it's a choice they made to act like fagewts
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>>38157576
i treat them like anyone else instead.
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>no real friends
>only group of friends is online
>they're complete dicks to me
>want to leave but don't want to be completely alone
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I'll be your kind friend man
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>>38157520
I'll be your friend, anon!no I won't
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>friends
>are dicks to you
best combo ever
Is this the ultimate pleb filter
https://youtu.be/S0gJZMx79pA
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>>38157506
>>>/mu/
bye now
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>>38157524
>Crescent fresh
>/mu/
Found the faggot
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>Crescent fresh was over 6 years ago
My life is still a mess
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>drink to stop feeling depressed
>get drunk
>feel more depressed
Fuck, I'm so lonely, /r9k/
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Maybe remove alcohol from the equation and stop this unwinnable pointless cycle.
At least use real euphoriants if you're going to clumsily try and fail at selfmedicating depression.
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>>38157447
Alcohol enhances your current mood dipshit
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>>38157592
I was on one antidepressant, but switched because I felt no emotion when on them. The ones I switched to have this weird side effect where they make me nauseous and I had to take smaller doses leading up to the normal dose just not to throw up. I was unable to take them for a few days and now I puke when I try to take them. My psychiatrist won't be able to see me until the end of the month
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why aren't u pregnant anon? 2017-07-04 11:41:48 Post No.38157432
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why aren't u pregnant anon?
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so? explain urselfs
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awkward because I currently am T_T mom is trying to get me have an abortion against my will
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>>38157432
>14 year olds are having sex, enjoying tight fresh pussy and making responsible adult decisions, while you're in your 20s on /r9k/ thinking about ordering a sex doll without getting arrested.
Yup, this is how it works.
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I'm not at a place in my life where I'm comfortable being responsible for another human being. I can barely be responsible for myself.
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STOP TELLING ME TO GET A JOB MOM
YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS CUNT
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>>38157424
Are you paying for your own food/shelter/internet?
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>>38157424
"GET DRESSED. YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK FOR A JOB AND I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO LOOK FOR ONE, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, YOUNG MAN?"
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>>38157424
>>38157455
Fact: only homosexuals cannot get a job. Are you guys gay? Because that would explain your whole virgin situation
/R9k/ is an LGBTP board
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>>38157306
Even try pushing this kind of shit on here and I'll get you vanned.
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I secretly want to go full degenerate and become a trap but I also am in love with stacey.
I'm not too bent out of shape about it, I just know it will never happen because I'm too afraid of being gay.
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>>38157306
Fags are gross, fuck off
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>decide to finally get out of my bubble
>download tinder
>talk with a girl, things go pretty good
>meet up this afternoon
>conversation is decent, a little awkward but i feel like im not doing bad
>part ways
>go back on tinder to message her
>i'm already unmatched from her
>hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp4
Welp, I guess I remember why I don't try anymore.
If you are thinking about trying, you better be perfect or else you are fucked.
Tinder general I guess, I want to hear other people's success or failures. Either one comforts me.
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similar story to yours for my most recent meet up, which was only my second, but it ended with a hug and she gave me her number, but reflecting on our day, she didn't seem that hype to be around me so i deleted her number. cannot condone roastie behavior
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>>38157435
I can't tell if I'm getting memed, it sounded like you did very well.
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>first tinder date in over 2 years of having the app
>meet up at cafe, chat, eat pizza
>we drive to my place around the corner
>hang out, chat some more, she's very touchy feely already asking when she can kiss me
>end of the date, we make out
>text through out that week
>turns out she has a "jealous ex" which in all likelihood is actually her bf
>don't hear from her for 2 weeks
>decide to contact her
>"he broke my phone, deleted your number, etc - i swear he's my ex!"
did i dodge a bullet or should i whiteknight my way in there and rescue her? she was qt and this was my only chance at true love bros.
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how are american robots celebrating the 4th
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>>38157271
I have to work at my retail job but I'm getting more than minimum wage today because of the holiday
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>>38157324
what kind of store jobbot
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BF1 With new york steak
Hello Robots! Mexican girl over here.
>Catholic
>Virgin
>Grew up in my teens years with sexual guilt
>Had never exactly had a boyfriend irl
>fat I weigh 195
>average as fuck 5'5
>hairy
>can cook and clean
>bachelor's degree in economics
>32
It's obvious that I'm going to be alone for a long time, aren't I?
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die you stinky mehico
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be my gf lola
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lower your standards juanita and you'd get someone just fine
no, i'm sorry el chaddo probably isn't jumping for a 200 lb porker
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It's that time again, anons. Daily reminder that Jesus Christ is the way to the salvation of your soul. If you never have tried to let him into your heart, what do you have to lose?
Also /Christian/ general.
Discuss, question, get (You)s, just don't be rude please.
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>>38157130
I've started going to church after a long time - I haven't one since I was seven - and I really feel odd being there. It migh be because I'm going to Catholic churches, and I don't know all the responses and whatnot. Also having a hard time having faith again, you know?
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Jesus sucks my ass
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>>38157130
fuck jesus, I was raped by a priest while a nun looked on and did nothing. Where was jesus then?