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but look on the bright side, you were born just in time to get wiped out by a nuke in WW3 while wallowing in bitter loneliness

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>>38231647
well you were born just in time my friend

>>38231457
Keep telling yourself that your failures are deliberate if it keeps you going.

>>38231457
I feel pleasure when people think I'm a loser, especially my loved ones.It must be a form of sado-masochism.
I love self sabotaging, dropping out, giving up, turning down cuties,etc...I enjoy all that.
I WANT to be that nerdy virgin loser, I feel special.

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>>38231900
>caring about what other people think of you

I used to be like that, but I found that life is a lot better when you stop caring and realize that no one else's opinion matter.

>>38231455
Nothing, I've been doomed from the start

>>38231455

Take more chances, i might completely fuck them up and end up in the same place i am now, but at least i would have tried

its the "sick" new thing in black culture apparently

pee pee poo poo normies stole your meme from you

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>>38231432
fun fact : most of the buyers are from russia

What the fuck does simp even mean. God these threads are cancer

lol your hormone are not the reason why your a loser, take some responsibility

It definitely makes things worse. But I know the main reason I have low test is because of my shitty lifestyle.

>>38231410
I guess it aids to the downward spiral.

>>38231335
>tfw you were mauled by a drop bear on your way to work this morning

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Thylacoleo carnifex, the "marsupial lion" or "drop bear" (though it's not actually closely related to modern lions or koalas). Around the size of a leopard or very large dog with coarse orange fur with some darker mottled patterning (as seen in most Koalas). Weighing up to more than 200 pounds, it is a heavily built animal with powerful forearms for climbing and holding on to prey. The animal has a skull similar to a koala's or wombat's, and has sharp, very large, rodent-like front teeth. It lacks canines, using one large premolar that the Western Australian Museum describes as "an enormous bolt-cutting-like device, enabling Thylacoleo to slice through flesh with ease."

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>>38231226
Same desu
Hope it happens soon

>>38231226
> polish
No thanks

I feel like I could be the next Hitler if I was allowed to use meth like he did.

lmao y do u need lessons on how to drive drunk are you stupid just drink and drive its not hard faggot just go get some beers drink them then push the accelerator there you did it you drove under the influence congrats

>>38231225
Do they still show those videos of the crash victim gore?
I hear those are p sweet.

>trans

No one expects anyone to date a tranny. I knew something was off about that square-face mug.

For us robots is like some twisted law of observation.
If you act on it, she would have rejected you and her behavior was simply a coincidence.
If you didnt act on it, she actually liked you and wanted you to make a move.

Chad would simply have another girl turn up whether he picks the first or not.

>>38231123
That's just deranged behavior more than likely.

>>38231101
>tfw serb, part macedonian, possibly croat too
>born with blonde hair that turned into brown as I aged
>hazel/green eyes, still have no fucking idea what colour that is
>skin as white as paper
>brown nips

the fuck am i

>>38231087

Yeah, it's almost like we'd have to be interesting and witty...fuck, man.

>>38231112
>implying racists are all stupid as fuck

>>38231087
Very finesse irony.
This board is actually satire.