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what did she mean by this
Orignal I I am
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>>35678737
give more context.
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>>35678737
What did you say to make her ask if you were joking?
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>>35678737
No clue but you're obviously beta in this context so you aren't getting anywhere anyway.
You're literally begging to let her use you as a tampon.
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just fapped to ssbbw porn
who else feels gross after their porn choices
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BMWF or BMAF makes me feel degenerate as fuck
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>>35678709
sometimes when I get too far into a fetish it starts to gross me out.
and I feel pretty bad after loli doujins
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>>35678730
fuck I know.
BUT I CAN'T STOP IT.
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I can't stand to ask in /a/, but where do you people go to torrent anime? I used to use bakabt a lot, but they don't seem to have a lot of the newer stuff I want anymore. Not really a huge fan of nyaa.se, though it's an option. Doesn't have dubs though.
Where do you guys go?
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>>35678620
Why do you need to torrent anime? why not just stream?
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>>35678620
Kissanime is the usual place but animeftw is comfy af.
>but they're slow with seasonal animes!
Good. Fuck that shit.
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>>35678620
>I can't stand to ask in /a/
>He's afraid of getting bullied by dudes on /a/.
>/a/ "bully" finds him on /r9k/
>there is no escape, we can smell plebness across boards.
>>35678779
Speaking of plebes.
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Vaginas are so cute
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Its like a sexy hole right between her legs
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>>35678571
Girls with penises look cuter.
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A hole made just for you
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>6 months divorced
>come home from work to empty house again
>take afternoon nap
>wake up, grab water, take evening nap
>wake up again at 10pm
>go to fridge to make food
>only have bread and Peanut Butter in cupboard
>open fridge
>no strawberry jelly
>can't use grape jelly because she'll nag me
>don't mind because it's kind of cute
>realize I haven't used this jelly in 8 months
>...
>realize if you don't use the grape jelly, it's like she never left
Do I use the jelly anons... Or do I let it sit in my fridge as a small memento of once was, leaving it untouched and full of hope like the marriage that still exists in my memory?
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you fucking bitch, punch yourself over and over until u die
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>>35678511
That's really cute. You could probably use it as a starting culture to make even more jelly and make a hobby of it. Sounds like you'd really benefit from getting into cooking since your fridge is so barren, maybe try /ck/. Also, you could probably post it to her as a little token as another option.
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Houdini died of aids
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>elbows off the table, anon
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>>35678444
>FUCK YOU RON, YOU'RE JUST MY MOMS BOYFRIEND
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Nobody in my life has ever told me to do this yet whenever I'm at a somewhat formal event or if I'm out to dinner or with my gfs family I always make sure I don't do it.
Even when everyone else is doing it. That and people who just sit on their phone at dinner.
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>>35678514
so be the guy who chides others for elbows on the table
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about to brush my teeth for first time in 2 months
wish me luck r9k
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>>35678432
there was a lot of blood but my look less yellow now
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good for you for doing it now & not waiting any longer :)
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>>35678611
L:)
This is an image of me with hair to represent that you're cool and I am cool enough to detect that.
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>delete old girl from life, delete her on phone social media everything
>tell her to stop talking to me, she doesn't listen
>try everything to forget her
>do shit tons of coke, xanax, drink
>when the fog clears, my feelings still clear
>have to see her at university
>she acts like we are still friends, she talks to me like we used to
>like she ignores the fact that I told her to stop talking to me
>she has bf now but still talks to me
>each conversation thaws out my feelings that I pushed to the back of my head
>she knows I have these feelings but she still will talk to me
>just did 3 lines of coke, turn on new drake
>these fucking feels
Drake fucking knows how I feel.
theres no way out. I need to stop using drugs but otherwise, theres no way out, I see her everyday. I can't get her out of my head. I'm starting to think I'm going crazy
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I legit hope you OD on coke or have a seizure and die. I'm not even trolling, like I really hope you have a heart attack and drop dead.
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Stop doing drugs. Stop listening to shit music. Stop letting her have her way. Start being more aggressive about telling her to shut the fuck up.
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>>35678419
nigga drake would tell you to forget the hoe, stop doing coke, and smoke a joint
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Is a 2.5" thick dildo too thick for my boipucci? I can take 2" thick just fine
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maybe not sure okay?
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>>35678398
Can you post more pictures like this please?
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>tfw she has a perfect boipussy
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>mom knows i'm alt right
>she invites some nigger lady she works with over for dinner
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>>35678354
what is an alt right
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>>35678354
kill yourself
foaehgoueahg87gfeiagfiaefgeiugh
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>>35678376
some kind of nerdfag
Does anyone else get vagina envy?
Not sure that I want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms.
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no i'd rather just be a legit woman and wear pretty clothes and pump out a few kids and be a stay-at-home wife sucking my alpha husbands dick into our 70's and then we could die of old age ~80 or 90.
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Having a vagina isn't that great. It's wayyy harder to get off, and you're forgetting that women bleed once a month and it ruins our expensive panties.
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>anyone wish they had a vagina
>i really want to suck a bbc
>should i start hormones
>im wearing my sister's panties right now
Remember to sage and report Jewish psyops thread.
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Hey everyone, today I was feeling kind of down and wanted to share my story. My life hasn't gone very well and I feel like maybe if I get some things off my chest and tell them to people that I don't know I will feel better. I'm prepared for the "cool story bro"s and the like, so it's no big deal to me, I just hope someone out there will read and maybe be able to relate.
Pics are all unrelated because I don't have any on this computer, it's new
>me: 6'2", 170lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, of about average attractiveness
>everyone tells me I'm smart my whole life
>not going to lie, I am, but that's now how I identify myself
>work hard etc.
>almost socially inept, borderline autistic tendencies in most situations
>I can function well enough but not comfortable by any means
>lived my entire childhood in small town USA
>grew up not in poverty, but never had money for luxuries
>4 younger brothers
>1 is actually autistic
>he was a little shithead growing up but now he's really cool
>gets wasted on government money every weekend, has more friends than me
>fun to hang out with
>1 brother is extremely bi-polar
>always in and out of the hospital, made living at home hell
>I'm afraid every day he's going to hurt my mother or other brothers
>2 youngest brothers are twins
>they are my best friends, coolest guys in the world
>they just started college
>they also are not super socially inclined, but are better than me
>father also extremely bipolar
>physically and emotionally abusive my entire childhood, mostly to me
>one day I was taking a nap and he came in my room, dragged me downstairs, and beat my ass on the kitchen floor unprovoked
>stuff like this happened a lot
>mom was not aware of how bad it was
>she's also socially inept, some emotional issues or some shit idk
>despite being poor and having an abusive household, childhood not too bad
>always had a few friends, never was the coolest kid, never was bullied
cont.
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I'm interested. Why didn't you pre type this tho? Thought u were smart...
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>>35678306
cont
>senior year, I meet the girl of my dreams
>immediate mutual attraction, start dating after a month or two of hanging out
>lose virginity, discover that I have a high sex drive and hers matches mine
>find out she has some emotional problems
>she was into antidepressants and painkillers, self-harm, etc.
>I stay with her and help her through all these problems
>we build an amazing connection and relationship, she is my best friend
>college applications come back
>accepted to several schools across the country, including Berkeley
>decide to accept full scholarship to a physics program to a smaller private school in Ohio
>girlfriend distraught
>I tell her things won't change, I would still love her
>meant it
>get her a promise ring and shit (lol gay)
>I leave for school
>doing very well, top of my class, learning so many new things
>involved in amazing projects, work as a research assistant to my favorite professor
>girlfriend still depressed constantly
>I spend all my time not working or in class skyping with her
>fast-forward
>visit home for thanksgiving
>find out my dad left in the middle of the night
>mom gave away my dog
>family even poorer than when I was a kid because dad brought in that social security disability check
>girlfriend ecstatic to have me home for a week
>lots of tears and sex
>begs me to come home and stay
>genius me thinks it's a good idea
>proceed to drop out of school
>get a job at a local casino to help support my family
>become interested in poker
>I was always pretty good at games, multi-gladiator in WoW, magic the gathering pro tour qualifier, etc.
>turns out I have a knack for the game
>spend a year on the job learning and playing online in my spare time
>finally have the balls to quit and play poker full time
>life is good for a while
>lots more money than I'd ever had before
>able to support myself, my family, help my girlfriend and her family
>feel truly happy with what I'm doing
>continue this for about 2 years
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Op? Where'd ya go?
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Lets draw eyes in these thred
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My original attempt
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>>35678800
We've all watched Aeon Flux though
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first try here, how did I do?
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I don't think I can do this edition
Accounting is boring as fuck and I'm only at my second semester, is programming or computer science a meme?
Also post GPA
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CS, yes it's a meme, in my class you're literally expected to google the answer instead of reading the book
2.7
only getting lower
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3.9
But that's only because I am a history major. If you just turn in the assignments that's basically an automatic A. My only b's were in calculus and chemistry.
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>college requires minimum 3.0 GPA and a high SAT or ACT score
>2.0 gpa and haven't taken either but I know I'd never reach the requirement
I'm so fucking sick of being in school, I just want to have a job I can go to for 8 hours a day then come home and not worry about a test grade or my GPA or some other shit that's shortening my life span with stress.
I honestly don't think I'm going to make it
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>dad is going to Thailand for """"business""""
How likely he's just going there to fuck trannies/child prostitutes? He's going with co-workers but his friends are all from work.
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>>35678249
100%. Even official business trips are filled to the brim with food, booze, and whores.
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You're just envious.
He is a globetrotting FUCKER alpha and you get all sweaty and stink up your room with the stench of semen as you jerk it to 2D catgirls petting each other and purring.
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http://efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html
This is his future