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>>36025583
I don't like Pandora's new format, but I still use it when I want to listen to music without actually having to pick out the songs. I like to use Spotify when there's a whole album or specific artist I want to listen to.

Look around your house, you might find a machine called a radio, people used to discover new music on it.

>>36025583
Did you make this? It's really good.

>>36025573
americans + youtube

>>36025573
An Estonian Tyler The Creator

Hey guys I make shit music but Hey! An Edgy Music Video!

And they hate that you are so monotonous and robotic

>>36025559
They were failures before they started weed.

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>>36025559
good for them, quality post desu senpai

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>But that's just them having lack of self control
Then theyl talk about how Heroin is so awful because of how addictive it is.

>>36025544
Normie. I just come here to shitpost and laugh

It's a fine line, I'm still young enough for salvation

If you're not over 25 you're not a robot, which gives me five years

>>36025544
The entirety of my social life is two friends I've had since high school. A girl not fucking me is secondary to nobody even wanting to interact with me. I can't even be mad about it, never understood it.

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>>36025453
I purchased these from his irate ex trap gf (male)

>>36025453
Who the fuck is that and why the fuck do I care

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jdfvkjkjdskjkjdfs

>>36025433
>tfw no edible gf

>>36025433
>stress-eating
How can you eat when you're sressed out? I tend to just forget about food and hunger.

If I had a stress-eating gf I'd be upset if she put on a lot of weight because it would mean she is feeling stressed.

There is no such thing you cuckold. All women are the same.

>>36025423

You sound like a future cuckold. I would avoid getting too attached to any women if I were you.

>>36025423
Rural areas
They're usually fat and on meth though. Also enjoy supporting a family on the shitty wages you'll make

>>36025358
Flush that cheating whore down the toilet

>>36025358
>ex
What is that?

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>having an ex
>ever being in a relationship
NORMALFAG GTFO FUCKING DIE YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT CUNT

ur fucked lol

>>36025335
It's only Tuesday. People don't go on dates on Tuesday right?

Text her during dinner. If she doesn't respond you're fucked.

>>36025271
Why would Trump ever get impeached? Dude is most likely going to be considered the best president of the 21st century in the history books.

>>36025763
Four violations of the constitution thus far. If the Russia shit proves true, he'll be up to five. Though if impeachment *does* happen, Mike Pence will replace him, who might just be worse.

>Dude is most likely going to be considered the best president of the 21st century in the history books.
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

>>36026135
Nah, impeachment won't happen that fast and calling him le best president evurrr is one hell of a reddit thing to claim. Obama violated the constitution aswell, presidents do that, it was to expect. If people on the left would be right, we'd already be in a war, we are not and the relations between the USA and Russia aren'T icy. He's been pretty useless as of lately, that#s for sure, but he's got neither the democrats nor all of his own party behind him, that'S checks and balances. Overall he'll be average, but that doesn't say much since the last few presidents all were pretty damn below average.

you mean aside from avoiding your parents?

>>36025281
HIGH SCHOOL UNDERAGED DETECTED MOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSS

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None of us do. Thats why we're here.

>>36025253
>I have a very low opinion of women
This

>>36025253
i have a very low opinion of myself

I have a very low opinion of myself
origori

Daily reminder, ignore all daily reminders

>>36025177
Daily reminder that not physical traits matter when you're socially retarded.
I am 6'7" *and* handsome. 20yo virgin.

>>36025177
OP I'm 6'5" and KV.
Dont fall for height meme

>>36025169
What is this meme? I do not understand.

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>>36025755
>Cut slit in film above chicken

>>36025821
Please explain it.

i unironically dont know where to start the measurement from, bottom of the "hill" to tip or tip to where the shaft sinks into my body

>>36025148
People with big dicks are going to brag about their big dicks

I'm 5.5", but I don't think it matters if you're never gonna have sex.