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how did you accidentally reveal your power level

this post hit me pretty deep OP, hate that fucking feeling.

>>35302576
If they notice that you are socially inept, you need to put your dick out to prove that you're not a faggot.

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>going the way of our old sultans, eh son? oh well, mother could use some help cleaning house, they may stay in the guest room

Dunno what they'd think about Elves though.

>>35302595
They are actually demonesses.

>>35302566
They'd be extremely happy their son was normal after all, and dad would be proud at pulling in so much pussy

UW? You another WAfag?

>>35302552
Universities get lots of applications, these days. So professors go through the list of applicants and try to get lots of girls there so they can try to fuck them.
They gonna plow your sister.

Was rejected from UW four times.

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>>35302465
yeah, we were together for 3 years, it was pretty gay

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>>35302465
Had lots of boys expose themselves to me and did lewd playful stuff sometimes and pee'd with some boys. This shit fucked me up. I got some boy fetish because of it and eventually became a shota lover and this stayed with me growing up. I'm not gay but it made be bisexual but only for cute shota twinky boys. I spend most of muh jackin time getting off to women but I'll get the urge to pound boys every now and then. Damn. I must have been molested or something as a child. I don't know why I like cute boys so much. It ain't right though. Maybe I did't socialize enough as a child. Maybe somewhere deep in my psyche my mind connects intense intimate and warm feelings of those few moments I had with other boys and causes intense feelings of arousal and pleasure whenever I nostalgically fap over them because I wasn't loved enough as a child and because my parents hated and fought with each other and I ended up being raised by a single shitty parent.

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>>35302465
Me and a boy at kindergarten used to bump our wee wees and bums together in the tree house tunnel, until some Stacy slut saw us and told and they didn't let us do it anymore

Ily Trent

>>35302462
>If you hate rich people so much then why do you treat them like a God and beg them to give you a job when someone here mentions they have money?

The real robots here dont treat them like Gods. There are plenty of replies to femanon attention whores that are full of hatred. And hateful responses to femanon threads too. Those are the real robots but sadly there arent many left. /r9k/ is almost completely overrun by normies and roastie hunters from /soc/. Those are the guys who worship femanons and try to get contact info or hook up at first sight.

>>35302489
This.

You're confusing thirsty cross-boarders and failed normies with robots.

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>>35302457
Why do you want adderall desu

>>35302468
helps social anxiety and i literally have every symptom of ADD even though its a meme so i should probably be on the pills right?

>>35302468
also i feel like its a beautiful excuse for my continual failure over the years, normies really seem to think its real

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Once you eat your burger I'm gonna eat your burger~

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>tfw ate chicken sausages and eggs
>still hungry
i'lll make her a snack

meat meat meat
i love meat

>>35302454
It's... it just fell right onto the wrapper. She can easily reassemble the burger. It's not like it hit the ground or something. Is she retarded?

>>35302422
Yeah op I wouldn't want to have sex with your cat either

>>35302448

Heh I get it because it's a PUSSY hehe funneh joke anon 10/10 Im weaaak! please make more posts with that joke again. please.

Yep. Not really interested in girls at all anymore.

>inb4 you faggots call me gay

There's no Americans to reply now. And I guess I'm the only European who cares.

This video sharing is very unoriginal, but it's good to look at him with natural skin colour every now and then.

https://youtu.be/QuAq7aEX-kU

Do not glamorize spree shooters. Do not encourage spree shooting. Their existence is exploited (and often created) for the explicit purpose of increase state power over your private life, and eroding civil liberties.

>>35302550

Oh look, it's some yank who thinks Elliot Rodger was a conspiracy to take his guns.

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also dubs fags trump will reign supreme over obama

oh well ill just samefag like all you guys do to get repeating numbers

hahahaha

my names chad btw

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maybe post an anime reaction picture while i type on my keyboard with the fury of an autistic warrior in the comments section over pepe

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I grab Nobukodachi, my Daemonic katana. I go outside and taunt Godzilla, even though my blade is weakened due to lack of Daemonblood powering it.

But since my soul is of Daemonic nature, I plunge Nobukodachi into me, and cut Godzilla into a million pieces in berserker glee.

call him by his real name: "Gojira".

godzilla is a nigger

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STOP THIS MADNESS NOW REEEEEEEEEE

>>35302332

Most traps are obviously male though, so yes traps are gay.

It's really simple

>seeing a girl, thinking it's cute and realizing it's a trap
Not gay
>Proceeding to fuck it
Gay
>Looking for traps specifically
Extremely gay

It's basically the schrodingers homosexual. You don't know if it's gay until you open the box (pants)

>>35302259
I don't have any orbiters at all, and my social anxiety is too bad to talk to anyone except on an anonymous image board, you sound pretty bitter. Try talking to some?

>>35302868

>I don't have any orbiters

You mean the ones that don't grab your attention hehe

>>35302991
As in, I have no friends, I never give out internet contacts, I live alone and work night shifts and order everything online so I never have to see people.

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http://48laws-of-power.blogspot.com/2011/05/law-13-when-asking-for-help-appeal-to.html?m=1

jfc my ex did this same thing to me when I left him. Leave her alone or she'll end up hating your guts.

Is it the girl on the pic?

that a tambourine you filthy swine

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>>35302225
>the bongo lady is here
thanks

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she has juice