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Hey robots. I just got back from a month of doing aid work with refugees in Bankrupt faggot land (Greece)

If you're interested, I'd like to tell you all some stories.
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>>35054692
Were most of them young men?
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>>35054736
Yeah, but there were women and children too. Single men got separated from families, lone single women, and parent less kids that came over.
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>>35054692
No. Thank you my guy

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yall remember 2014?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0
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>>35054682
>tfw know 3/5ths of the women in that pic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0
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>>35054682
>ywn be "taken care" of these women

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Tfw 23 year old fat fembot, never had a bf before.
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post pics, lose weight, be nice.
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>>35054711
I am nice. And the pic above is similar to my body type. Minus the armpit hair.
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>tfw no fat titted milk dud sized nipple and huge areolas gf

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sup /r9k/ i was talking to this girl, she told me that basically orbiting a girl is manly/alpha , i'll green text.
>she says: anon, i think you are stupid t.b.h, you are way too nice to people, you offer them services without asking for something in return
>i say: it's allright, i only offer them some of the knowledge i was blessed with, knowledge is supposed to be spread
>she says: no anon you only do it to feel likeable.
>i say: hell no, i don't give a fuck about how people feel about me, i spent the last three years in my room, i would only go out to eat/drink/pee/poop/shower, loneliness never bothered me, am not like the other anon who only treats girls in a good way, that's stupid.
>she says: actually that's realy manly and alpha, even tho he won't get anything back from them, he does it to get some self fullfilement, you only think it's stupid cause you have a feminine side controling your mind.
what do you think /r9k/ is she right? am i feminine for not treating girls in a special way? am i beta for treating people equally??
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She's not right, she just mistrusts you because she thinks all men are the same and she's never actually met an alpha male besides what her ideals are in her head or fuckboy meat head Chad who used her and she liked it. She's confused. Do your own thing you're gonna make it
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>>35054651
women are rationalizers, not principled thinkers
if you were Chad your isolation and uncompromising attitude would be alpha and sexy
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>>35054704
>>35054731
taking notes right now lads, thanks

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>be at office
>have a mirror behind me [because of reasons]
>enters /r9k/ through Laptop
>a dick appears at the very first thread
>look up
>notice crush, looking at my office
>her fearful eyes stare at the reflection and then at me
Thanks /r9k/
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Don't visit this board while working, you sperg.
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>>35054487

check out this normie too cool to visit 4chan at work

lose a life bro
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>>35054487
and what am I supposed to do, faggot, work?

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Who /mentaldisorders/ here?

Sociopathy + narcissism with delusions of grandeur reporting in.
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They aren't merely delusions if I am in fact better than you.
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>>35054392
Obsessive compulsive disorder diagnosis, recommended meds, don't believe the chemical Jew lie.

pretty sure autist.
Not mental disorder, but completely nihilistic.
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>>35054392
Major depression disorder, anxiety disorder, paranoia disorder, borderline personality disorder. receive monthly NEET bux. Haven't worked in 3 years. 23 year old female. Government paid for apartment.

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Sometimes I forget I'm still in the US when I drive through parts of Los Angeles
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Ey mijo, los angeles is the raza essay.
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>going to commiefornia
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>>35054400

Hah. Yeah I wonder how they got documents in the first place, senator?

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>tfw my asse smelles
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>>35054273
Take a shower weirdo.
What's with all these weird frog posters?
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>>35054293
Newfeg get out reeeeeee.
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>>35054293
Fuck you newfag.

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>tfw 32 yo wagecuck in deadend job
>khv
>no social life / friends
>still live with parents
>my free time involves video games, TV, collecting anime figurines, manga and fapping

There is no hope left for me is there /r9k/?
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>>35054171
There probably isn't, man.
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>>35054171
I'm 26 with the exact same life, so I have 6 more years before it's too late. Or maybe I should end it now.
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>>35054171
You don't need hope, you need a plan of action.

"Hope" is basically saying something is going to happen out of the blue someday that will change your life for the better (it won't happen)

Just try to make yourself a little better every day. It will add up and compound over time and you'll look back and see how much better off you are.

>Watch one educational video/TED talk per day
>Talk to one stranger per day
>Sell your weebshit

Watch how your life is different in a year

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>tfw you will never be a mongolian in the plains making music with your bros

just end it

https://youtu.be/qx8hrhBZJ98
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>you will never get to sage someone just so i can say that i know u reposted a top youtube comment from that video
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>>35054137
>Tfw you will never be a concubine to a powerful nomadic warlord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGArN7FVyM4

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>tfw you will never rest your head ob ppomo's lap as she whispers in your ear.

She is so perfect anons, why can't I have a gf like her? She has the cutest voice while speaking English too. Do you think she is a virgin and single?

https://youtu.be/ftN3mJif5Fs
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>>35054084
she need to make more yandere videos

since i already memorized her only one (i always sleep with it on ) i need more variety
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>>35054147
I want to hear moaning sound videos
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Why are Korean girls so perfect anons? This girl is definitely a 10/10 QT

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How do I explain to my conservative father that I want to crossdress for a prank but I'm not gay?

He already has suspicion that I am gay, but I'm not
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Boy I will beat the devil outta yoo.

t. Your dad
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>>35053984
>I want to crossdress for a prank
What kind of prank?
Why don't you enjoy crossdressing?
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>>35053984
Are you still here? It's be easier for us to give you advice if you give us more details.

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I somehow love feeling hungry.
The tingly feeling in my stomach when i haven't eaten in like 10 hours is heavenly but i know it's not very healthy to not eat but i really want to feel hunger.
What should i do robots?
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>>35053974
probably a thirst for dick.
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>>35053995
MY DICK.
BOOYA REKT YOUR FUCKING THREAD M8
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>>35053995
>>35054071
Thanks guys, i really feel a lot better thanks to your kind words

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If you give anal to a woman, will your dick smell afterwards?
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It would smell like strawberry Italian ice.
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You damn pussy.
Who gives a shit, you just wash it off.
I've eaten out multiple girls' asses and put my tongue deep inside them. Think I cared that it didn't smell like flowers? No way.
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not if she sucks her poo off your dick

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>play katawa shoujo
>think "i'm not gonna use a walkthrough, i'll just pick the choices that i would pick in real life

>end up getting the only bad ending where you get drunk on the roof with your roommate and die

I CAN'T EVEN GET A GF IN A FUCKING VIDEO GAME AAAAAAAAA
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>>35053907
>he tried to be nice to everyone in a VN

lel
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>>35053907
>the only bad ending
That's where you're wrong, kiddo
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>>35053907
How in the fuck? Did you really not decide on a girl and pick any choices that would let you see her more often?
Just go fucking running and you'll always get Emi's route, you CAN'T fuck this up.

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