>tfw another day wasted browing /r9k/ all day
>why don't you get a job son?
>because I don't give a fuck about making money and you provide me with literally everything I need
>what are you going to do when I die?
>what difference does it make to you? you'll be dead
>mom tries to make me get a job
>create a suicide note and "hide" it in a place I know she'll find when cleaning
>she backs off immediately afterwards
This gave me a spook and now I feel sad.
Whats the /r9k/ anthem?
this song of course, silly
Any other robots watching Asian Andy live stream? You think he browses r9k?
Just watched Passengers and it brought me too many feels guys, even tho he fucked her over he was still Chad enough for her to forgive him and fall in love with him, she cried and even saved his life to bring him back, nobody would do that for me.
I was born genetically inferior and this is the life I have to live.
DEFYING WESTERN LOGIC
EVEN IF IT SHOWS YOU'RE WRONG
I want (you)s from sluts and I want them RIGHT. NOW. >:(
>tfw miss my gfs vagina but not my gf
Chad is your lord and Savior. Pray that you will one day become half the man he is.
Why do adults have such shit skin compared to kids?
This is why 14-16 year old girls are the most attractive, cause they have developed sexual attributes but also have good skin
Why can't adult women? Isn't that a flaw in evolution? Why? And even all the skin care in the world can't give them child-like skin.
>Neighbor cucks setting off fire works
>Cat runs into parents room
>decide to chase her to comfort her
>she runs under their bed
>strange feeling to reach into parent bed, under mattress
>OwO whats this?
>pull out bottle
ever since ive starting masturbating its been to kinky shit and i want to fap to normal stuff but naked people and sex doesnt get me going. am i fucked? Pic unrelated
i have the hairline of the girl of stranger things and her hairline looks weird
am i fucked?
im a 19yo male
See his bangs? He grows them longer to have that look
>drinking for 2 years
>still can't drink a glass of whiskey in one go without following it up with juice or coke
how does don draper do it?
Alright, normiefags. Time for a story.
>15 years old
>School had a library and computer lab drive
>We made a 4chan-inspired culture which we dubbed (School abbreviation)chan
>We were able to hide everything from the teachers.
>We could use aliases, but we mainly used Anonymous.
>100 or so kids knew about the chan
>Bustling with activity every day
>We also had an arcade which we had doom and some other games on.
>Come up with an idea to serve my schoolmates
>New alias "Hentaisan"
>Made a thread (To make threads, we made a folder Name that was the subject, then a .txt titled OP for the OP, and then replies were titled as ReplyX.)
>Thread subject is hentaisan
>OP is just me explaining what I'll do, as well as some rules, (No Loli, Gore, scat.)
>Biggest thread on the chan
>Decide to put it on a flash drive and take it home to do the request
>Get porn of all the requests.
>Some basic stuff, like milfs, incest, etc.
>Next day, Put stuff on the drive, wait for an hour.
>New thread, It's an appreciation thread.
>Guy is thanking me for taking up a role, his parents turned off internet in his home cause of porn.
>Feel warm and fuzzy on the inside
>That afternoon, Announcement is made
>"If anyone can find out who "Hen-tay-san" is, we will give you a 100 dollar reward"
>Oh-hohohoh. It's on teachers
>Lay low for a week
>Come back, I've got some good shit this time
Will continue in next post