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>tfw another day wasted browing /r9k/ all day
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Back to /int/, leaf.

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>why don't you get a job son?
>because I don't give a fuck about making money and you provide me with literally everything I need
>what are you going to do when I die?
>what difference does it make to you? you'll be dead
>*cries*
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>mom tries to make me get a job
>create a suicide note and "hide" it in a place I know she'll find when cleaning
>she backs off immediately afterwards

never fails.
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>>38511502
This gave me a spook and now I feel sad.
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>>38511448
wtf you sound like a horrible person

Whats the /r9k/ anthem?
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something by kraftwerk or daft punk I guess
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>>38400443
this song of course, silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUunUg7QJig
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>>38400443
how about this one?
pretty obscure, I know
https://soundcloud.com/type91/nato-feelz-robots-exclusive

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Any other robots watching Asian Andy live stream? You think he browses r9k?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mDhUUIaMPE
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Is he what you think I'm like?

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Just watched Passengers and it brought me too many feels guys, even tho he fucked her over he was still Chad enough for her to forgive him and fall in love with him, she cried and even saved his life to bring him back, nobody would do that for me.

I was born genetically inferior and this is the life I have to live.
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DEFYING WESTERN LOGIC
EVEN IF IT SHOWS YOU'RE WRONG
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I want (you)s from sluts and I want them RIGHT. NOW. >:(
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>tfw miss my gfs vagina but not my gf
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>>38400270
Fuck my boivagina

Chad is your lord and Savior. Pray that you will one day become half the man he is.
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Why do adults have such shit skin compared to kids?

This is why 14-16 year old girls are the most attractive, cause they have developed sexual attributes but also have good skin

Why can't adult women? Isn't that a flaw in evolution? Why? And even all the skin care in the world can't give them child-like skin.
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>Neighbor cucks setting off fire works
>Cat runs into parents room
>decide to chase her to comfort her
>she runs under their bed
>strange feeling to reach into parent bed, under mattress
>feel bottle
>OwO whats this?
>pull out bottle
>ohshitputitback.jpg

pic related
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OP here

>mental scarring passes
>decides to take another look, maybe i was wrong
>find a butt plug
>mental scarring doubles
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>>38400415
jizz on it
there's a 50/50 chance it's going in to your mom's anus later
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>>38400467
it's still in its case, hasnt been opened

ever since ive starting masturbating its been to kinky shit and i want to fap to normal stuff but naked people and sex doesnt get me going. am i fucked? Pic unrelated
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i have the hairline of the girl of stranger things and her hairline looks weird


am i fucked?

im a 19yo male
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you sound a bit stupid
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It's a widows peak and no you can hide it by growing your bangs just long enough to comb over to the side, kind of like Eminem does his bangs
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>>38400172
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See his bangs? He grows them longer to have that look

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>drinking for 2 years
>still can't drink a glass of whiskey in one go without following it up with juice or coke

how does don draper do it?
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Take a glass of whisky, divide it into shots. Down one every so often, set an alarm to remind yourself if needed. Take it one at a time and it will feel like less.

Alright, normiefags. Time for a story.

>Be me
>15 years old
>School had a library and computer lab drive
>We made a 4chan-inspired culture which we dubbed (School abbreviation)chan
>We were able to hide everything from the teachers.
>We could use aliases, but we mainly used Anonymous.
>100 or so kids knew about the chan
>Bustling with activity every day
>We also had an arcade which we had doom and some other games on.
>Come up with an idea to serve my schoolmates
>New alias "Hentaisan"
>Made a thread (To make threads, we made a folder Name that was the subject, then a .txt titled OP for the OP, and then replies were titled as ReplyX.)
>Thread subject is hentaisan
>OP is just me explaining what I'll do, as well as some rules, (No Loli, Gore, scat.)
>Next day
>Check thread
>30~ REPLIES
>Biggest thread on the chan
>Decide to put it on a flash drive and take it home to do the request
>Get porn of all the requests.
>Some basic stuff, like milfs, incest, etc.
>Next day, Put stuff on the drive, wait for an hour.
>New thread, It's an appreciation thread.
>Guy is thanking me for taking up a role, his parents turned off internet in his home cause of porn.
>Feel warm and fuzzy on the inside
>That afternoon, Announcement is made
>"If anyone can find out who "Hen-tay-san" is, we will give you a 100 dollar reward"
>Oh-hohohoh. It's on teachers
>Lay low for a week
>Come back, I've got some good shit this time


Will continue in next post
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this isnt your story, fuckface, only plebbit likes reposts. Go back
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>>38400147
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/b6flo
heres the rest of the story, fuck you, OP


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