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i count to six then all the little girls
bend over and have sticks put up them
like sex but not really

1. little twiggy
2. little twiggies
3. little twiggies
4. little twiggies
5. little twiggies
6. little twiggies

in every rump light 'em up you get a rump roast
now this is lit like naked lunch but tasty for once

when da patrolmen patrol dey patrolcar on dis patrol
what you think they gon do?
dat right they pick up the sticks there are six more sticks

1. little branch
2. little branchies
3. little branchies
4. little branchies
5. little branchies
6. little branchies

but when seconds count it was minutes too late and the little girls
all the burning little girls with they butt fuses bzzzing in
they splode and the po popo git poo poo in dey patrol shoes

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Yes. We are retarded. This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.

>having ever touched a woman
>>>/out/

elbows aren't soft
fingernails aren't soft

and you can be one too! just take the pink pill anon

>>37876547
I hate Turks though

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great roach wall

even the turbo autists are grabbing girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJXGIbUidcg

>not being a fit nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDkXw4fEVWg
WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING

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EVEN THE MANLETS ARE GETTING GETTING IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDkXw4fEVWg

>>37876540
They are.
Only the ascended ones can find them attractive.

Bumping. These threads need to be now given all the Chads and roasties making threads now.

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Illya is my wife

Why does that man have boobs?

>>37876538
I wanna rub my dick over those abs

Huh, I never knew I wanted to fuck a Taurus

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>>37876533
No. Just no. Stop yourself?

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Connie you already have 2 threads, is Steven gone again? Is he with a FUN girl and someone who isn't BORING?

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>>37876600
You stop?
Stop trying to tell me what to do. Only my parents can do that Sheesh.

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>>37876522

Your boyfriend is getting blacked

Its too late for me, i did not listen to the warnings

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/r9k/ is the titanic

only cucks let women in the lifeboat first.

>>37876456
Throw off every Jew so the (((Iceberg))) won't hit.

>>37876428
sauce? ooreeeganno'

I sort of feel like if I ever get a gf she won't be the type to let me do that to her -- not that she's a virgin but cum on face in particular -- which suggests that she hadn't let other guys do that to her. Or maybe she just won't let me do that to her, because I'm a cuck.

>>37876428
take the purple pill
and realize that mancum is good for boys and girls
you will be powered up by the extra dnas

Time to stuff a carrot up your ass

>>37876443
OP said he's having trouble getting boners, not having trouble seeing clearly.

Cut it off, cuck!