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>I don't know if I have a real fear of intimacy, but I've probably convinced myself that I don't need it. And also I'm pretty sure if someone got really close there might not be anything there.

What does he mean by that? By there not being anything there is he talking about his damaged self?

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>get home from work
>cat pissed on floor
>pick up cat and use it's fur to wipe up the piss
>try stay up for exterminator at one
>get drunk watching yugioh and fall asleep
>wake up when he knocks
>stay up for hours more of yugioh and tea drinking
>go back to bed
>get woken up again an hour before work
>neighbourhood kids want beer
>they give me forty bucks
>it only costs 25
>no change given
>sleep again, skip showering cause fuck it.
>walk to work, stop by 7/11
>pull out gift card to buy my tuna salad and instant noodles
>cashier asks me how to use a gift card
>I don't know, it's your job, not mine
>he won't take it, I ask for the manager
>no manager present
>just walk out
>bike indian stops me outside
>gives me the spiel about needing a place to stay or anything
>I give him a smoke I found jb rhe trash and say
>you can have this fucking gift card too, there's seven bucks on it but I am never going back to 7/11 so it's yours
>start to leave
>he legit has the balls to still ask me to give him twenty bucks
>I gave you seven dollars
>but I can't use this at the hostel
>I know

Anyway, that's it. At work now, drinking tea

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/comfy/ thread
Post comfy pics , music , videos , whatever makes you feel comfy.
https://youtu.be/bmALhZTVfKc
This show is my favorite show in the whole wide world<3

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Okay robots, story time
>Be me
>History class real interesting topic
>Listening to the teacher
>Holyshit.jpg
>What is happening
>Earthquake inbound
>Feel the tremors as I panic and look in the eyes of the fat guy next to me
>The earthquake lasts about 2 seconds
>Realise it was the most violently fart I have ever witnessed
>This fat guy unleashed the power of a thousand suns into the world
>PTSD kicks in
>Final solution 1942
>God may have mercy upon us.

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Is she a literal fembot?

>has a beta orbiter
>"depressed"
>wants chad but she is low quality pusy
>virgin
>stacy bestfriend
>is awkward but wont associate with low quality incels
>asian orbiter
>milf mom

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fembot here, fuck all of u

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>LONDON
are you fuckin kidding me rn

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Am I a normie now?

Basically I'm a 24yo kissless virgin and somehow in the space of a month I've had a 19yo girl at work confess her interest in me and as a result taken her on a cinema date.

I've also had a bumble app date from a hot 23yo gamer girl who actually wants a second date despite the whole thing feeling like a spaghetti drop.

I don't know the etiquette for this shit. The first girl is super a dumb party girl but I like her straightforwardness and I've known her for a couple from years so we're already close. Do I tell her I'm dating other people or do I just crack on and fuck them both?

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>These are average Asian males

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ITT: Problems you're convinced no one else has
>Be me
>Fall in love with girl
>She tells me she's gay
>Ever since I can't watch depictions of lesbian relationships in movies without getting visibly upset
>Can still watch lesbian porn just fine

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>can't decide what anime to watch while I eat my tendies

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meincreff ?

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>got oral herpes
O-okay.

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>This is Joe
>He was good boy
>Earning many points
>He had bitches and fame
>But the he met Mysha
>Now he is bad boy
>Don't have any GBPs and has no friends
>Dont use Mysha
>It's bad
>Stop it
>Get some help

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> TFW female.
> TFW experiencing strong, powerful orgasms almost daily.
> TFW instant validation and marriage opportunities just going on an online dating site
> TFW men fall in love with me at first sight.
> TFW basically my life is non-stop euphoria 24/7.

Seriously, malebots, why haven't you joined the master gender yet?

Oh wait you can't!

aaaaaahahahaha