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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
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>>38371639
how hasn't this been done before?
are we that unoriginal?
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who /thinkstheyreschizophrenic/ here?
i fit all of these signs that are ticked. can any robot bros help me out? am i going schizophrenic?
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>>38371615
First you need a gun,then you need to go to a school, after killing everybody, fucking kill yourself
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>>38371662
fuck off normie bully
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>>38371710
Get the fuck out, you gd damned summerfag
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Is he still among us?
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ITT: Share your experiences with nofap. I'll start: basically I can't make out any difference between nofap or jerking it regularly. I can go a month without touching my peepee for pleasure without a problem but I don't get any superpower those nofap cultists talk about... I don't get more motivated to do shit or less depressed nor am I suddenly capable of talking with girls and stuff. What about you? Pic related
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I came three times in one night after only one week of nofap. I haven't bothered since because sperm is fucking gross
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>>38371631
How often do you jerk it say on a day, anon?
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>>38371551
This is the sort of mentality that will get you nowhere anon. The point is to lie to yourself for so long that you actually believe it and improve yourself through taking more risks, gaining experience etc., even if its based on a filthy lie. If it feels wrong and stupid to deceit yourself like that, why not just do it without a reason other than your own good.
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Trying to take a poo but there are people on the landing edition
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>>38371320
why the thread stop I don't god please. ugh.
Different kinds of pedos.
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>>38371292
I always wonder: do the FBI agents who's job it is to browse CP occasionally masturbate to it?
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SUPER SMART PEDOPHILEkills himself
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*blacks your path*
Nothing personnal kid
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>>38371248
Excuse me
*shoves you aside*
Don't hurt yourself with that thing
Anybody knows what is between the legs of girls?
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A fucking unoriginal roastie.
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her girlpenis obvs
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Not me and that pisses me off.
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ITT: Autistic stuff you do 2017-07-14 07:54:25 Post No.38371150
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ITT: Autistic stuff you do
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>pretend im in a zombie apocalypse and pretend to carry & reload multiple guns, like dual wield sawed-off shotguns
>hum songs I like when noone is around, almost at a shouting volume
>spin on poles thinking im on an spaceship going fast (not a stripper/faggot/whatever)
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>just woke up from a dream of paying 60$ for a blowjob
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>>38371144
Interesting. Precognition, perhaps?
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Did you at least receive the blow job?
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whew, that was a close one, almost had a girl have to take responsibility for her actions. Luckily, disaster was averted.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/pizzeria-meltdown-customer-berates-mum-for-son-s-tantrum-until-staff-step-in-1.3503310
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What's with the desire of normies to get to know people? I personally don't give a fuck about anyone besides my family and don't have interest in strangers though I don't necessarily inherently have anything against them.
Shooting the shit I can understand, but that's not what I'm talking about and that can be done on 4chan.
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MOOBIE NIGHT WITH ROBOTS 2017-07-14 07:48:39 Post No.38371039
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cool room on rabb.it come watch movies, videos and anime with us or just listen to music and chat with other robots, it's open 24/7
/r9k_cinema
watching "the matador" now!
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cumfuckingjoinusyewankstains
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>>38371039
Watch How A Bunch Of Robots Commit Collective Piracy Of Movies With This Weird Trick
Hollywood HATES them.
How?
Just join our rabb.it room.
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come on in gentleman but no bulli, just to be clear
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How do I brainwash/hypnotize myself into committing suicide?
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>>38371009
be a fucking retard and shitpost about how sad and pathetic you are everyday. say you're going to an hero and one day your retardness will finally catch up and you will realise how much of a retard and failure you're to think that you can brainwash yourself into suicide that you will finally commit suicide. success.
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>>38371009
I was at a point where my body started freaking out, there was this happening
Ive had this pain in my chest all day, I sat at the train station all alone and when the train drove in this pain started automatically to fill my whole body, it was like the train killed me, drove over me, I freaked out and thought I would lose controle over my body and went fast home in fear
How I came Top this point is not recommentable, pain, loss, shit life and also to complex
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After 3 years I have finally finished the heh video you guys wanted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7hoj6R7gnc
Let me know what you think.
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>>38371006
Guys let me know what you think.
I'm beginnng to think you guys trolled me to make this
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Wow how did you finish this in only 3 years