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i dont understand people here that orbit and give random femanons money, they dont give a shit about you why do you do it?
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Because they're pretty.

And it's not femanons they're twitch streamers
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>>38371927
Desperation makes people do silly things

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>make a tinder
>swipe a bit
>out of likes
>only 2 matches
>JUST
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>>38371746
using tinder makes you a normie.
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I did the same but 0 matches so get the fuck out you normie
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>>38371766
>am in a foreign country on a blank SIM card without a Facebook account

Sure am a "normie". Meanwhile back in reality you can stop trying to signal so hard because you're only exposing yourself to be from plebbit.

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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
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11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
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>>38371639
how hasn't this been done before?
are we that unoriginal?

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who /thinkstheyreschizophrenic/ here?


i fit all of these signs that are ticked. can any robot bros help me out? am i going schizophrenic?
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>>38371615
First you need a gun, then you need to go to a school, after killing everybody, fucking kill yourself
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>>38371662
fuck off normie bully
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>>38371710
Get the fuck out, you gd damned summerfag

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Is he still among us?
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ITT: Share your experiences with nofap. I'll start: basically I can't make out any difference between nofap or jerking it regularly. I can go a month without touching my peepee for pleasure without a problem but I don't get any superpower those nofap cultists talk about... I don't get more motivated to do shit or less depressed nor am I suddenly capable of talking with girls and stuff. What about you? Pic related
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I came three times in one night after only one week of nofap. I haven't bothered since because sperm is fucking gross
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>>38371631
How often do you jerk it say on a day, anon?
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>>38371551
This is the sort of mentality that will get you nowhere anon. The point is to lie to yourself for so long that you actually believe it and improve yourself through taking more risks, gaining experience etc., even if its based on a filthy lie. If it feels wrong and stupid to deceit yourself like that, why not just do it without a reason other than your own good.

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Trying to take a poo but there are people on the landing edition
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>>38371320
why the thread stop I don't god please. ugh.

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Different kinds of pedos.
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>>38371292
I always wonder: do the FBI agents who's job it is to browse CP occasionally masturbate to it?
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SUPER SMART PEDOPHILE
kills himself

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*blacks your path*

Nothing personnal kid
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>>38371248
Excuse me

*shoves you aside*

Don't hurt yourself with that thing

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Anybody knows what is between the legs of girls?
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A fucking unoriginal roastie.
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her girlpenis obvs
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Not me and that pisses me off.

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>pretend im in a zombie apocalypse and pretend to carry & reload multiple guns, like dual wield sawed-off shotguns
>hum songs I like when noone is around, almost at a shouting volume
>spin on poles thinking im on an spaceship going fast (not a stripper/faggot/whatever)
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>just woke up from a dream of paying 60$ for a blowjob
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>>38371144
Interesting. Precognition, perhaps?
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Did you at least receive the blow job?

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whew, that was a close one, almost had a girl have to take responsibility for her actions. Luckily, disaster was averted.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/pizzeria-meltdown-customer-berates-mum-for-son-s-tantrum-until-staff-step-in-1.3503310
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What's with the desire of normies to get to know people? I personally don't give a fuck about anyone besides my family and don't have interest in strangers though I don't necessarily inherently have anything against them.

Shooting the shit I can understand, but that's not what I'm talking about and that can be done on 4chan.
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cool room on rabb.it come watch movies, videos and anime with us or just listen to music and chat with other robots, it's open 24/7

/r9k_cinema

watching "the matador" now!
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cumfuckingjoinusyewankstains
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>>38371039
Watch How A Bunch Of Robots Commit Collective Piracy Of Movies With This Weird Trick
Hollywood HATES them.

How?

Just join our rabb.it room.
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come on in gentleman but no bulli, just to be clear


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