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Sorry mate, this is all there is.

>>37759523
Do you at least get decent amount of you's?

>>37759523
It is what you delude yourself into thinking it is. Read a book.

>>37759471
Because they know men like feet, and they want attention.

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>>37759490
This.

Oregano with oregano

>>37759471
Your hands aren't restricted why would your toes be

>>37759439
Why didn't you invite her? She wanted the D.

>>37759439
Bruh should've said something like "I don't think I can eat it all. Want a slice?" and given her a big ole smile

>>37759439
You sound like a massive pussy, she was trying to get you to invite her over

They listen to music to avoid being a smelly virgin who posts on catmeme forums all day

I love music that I can relate to emotionally. I generally enjoy music that makes me want to do a little dance to it. Why does music make me want to move? I don't know. I just feel it. That's what gets people into pop and rap.

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>tfw a normie shows you a song and it sounds like every other normie song made in the past decade with 100 million views on youtube

>>37759370
If you dreamt you were sexing someone you actually know, this is a sign that not only did your brain want to fuck her, but that your brain caught onto subconscious cues that SHE wanted to fuck YOU as well, my friend

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I had a dream that I was fingering my asshole while I was in a playground somewhere. I have no idea why I was doing it in a playground. It felt great honestly but I guess I started getting paranoid because I was in public so I started looking around for people who might see me. I was kind of doing it in a downward dog position and when I looked down between my legs I saw this middle aged lady walking towards me about 30-40 feet away. She was coming from an adjacent playground full of kids that I hadn't seen before. It was kind of hard to hide what I'd been doing so I spent the rest of the dream apologizing to the lady for fingering myself in front of a bunch of kids. She didn't seem all that upset about it though, just mildly annoyed.

I wish my brain hadn't done that because I've always wanted to have a prostate orgasm.

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>have sex in a dream
>wake up in cum covered underwear
Feels better than masturbating. I love wet dreams.

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I thought this was a loli thread but it's a trap one instead

can't say I'm complaining, but why don't you want to be thicc anon?

>>37759393
If he did squats maybe his butt could get bigger. He should look into that. Skinny traps with nice butts are the best.

So, OP, how long's it gonna be before you suck your first cock? How long until you're getting fucked by robots?

Where are you from and where did you buy those things
Do you live alone

why didn't elliot get an hero points

>tfw no an hero points

>>37759267
>/lgbt/ isn't omar mateen
>they get elliot and we get cho for no reason

>>37759267
This is bullshit. Vodka and Reb started the revolution and deserve god-like status.

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>>37759247
Realize that ultimately nothing matters. The sun will die and eventually we'll reach the heat-death of the universe. At that point no one will care if you were a manlet, spilled spaghetti, or anything else. So why concern yourself with those things now? The only reason you do is because your mind lies and tells you it 'matters.'

>>37759247
You won't matter after you die, you don't matter now, all that matter is what's in from of you at the moment and how you perceive it.

Why do you decide to care op?

>>37759220
there's not much going on here (small town in Iceland) :s literally useless

>>37759220
Casual Sex Land is a weird place and I don't think I like it. It's kind of gross, desu. It reminds me of the kind of people that would pick up old gum off the floor of a public bathroom stall.

>>37759220
Nah I'd rather not be used goods

i just want to move to a cabin innawoods and have a traditional life and have children and worship pagan gods again
why cant i do this? it's my dream, it'll take a long while for it to happen.

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>>37759180
Varg is a real life sage

>>37759264
I'm headed back to Europe this August to do just that. I have the capital and land from my grandparents to establish myself. Do it, robot. Preserve your heritage

>>37759265
Kekd at this. Varg is a pretty decent guy once you learn more about him

>>37759111
Bumping this for the lulz

Fleshlight or dildo.

wtf robots I thought you would have some hmm.. creative ideas

>>37759042
somatotropin, medieval leg stretching, suicide in hope of a better reincarnation, wearing high heels, training yourself to tiptoe 100% of the time, leg surgery.

Get a knee xray and if your growth plates are still open, get some HGH. There's also leg lengthening surgery. That's all you can do.

dshflkawehgwjkle4h

>>37759036
if true, what an asinine decision
she didn't make anyone do anything

>>37759036
Is it me or did she get thinner

>>37759036
>dying for an uggo roastie like that

kid deserved it

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>have a paper copy of eeliot's birth certificate
My favourite is still Marc Lepine. His brief letter was so well constructed.

Rodge will always be the best. It's such a shame he isn't with us anymore.

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Fan of quite a few, but it's Adam Lanza for me.

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I hit stuff with hammers and sledgehammers. Sometimes it hits me in the leg or arm, giving a few bruises. Its my technique to cope with sadistic thaughts and sociopathy

if your mental illness doesn't also physically affect you it isn't a mental illness

>>37759127
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