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>>35842162
I swear to christ we have one of the worst national anthems

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Ecstatic, as long as it's Catholic or Orthodox

>>35842162
I'm not Christian, but it'd be nice if that happened. We could crusade and bomb mecca.

>>35842099
if they find your corpse, they'll regret it

>>35842099
kill yourself and then you don't need to get a job or talk to people, win-win!

>>35842099
Any kind of factory or warehouse job, paper route, trash pick up ect.

Just look on indeed.com and you will find something, not guaranteeing you will be hired but maybe if you put forth an effort into looking your parents will at least still let you live with them as long as you're looking. But just don't stop looking and take a job that hires you if you don't want to get kicked out.

>>35842091
Used to main /int/, /sp/, and /o/. Rarely would come here.

i hate anime so o stay away from /int/, /o/, and Reddit. /sp/ lost its pizzaz.

I come here to laugh at all of you.

>>35842141
>I come here to laugh at all of you.
I can respect that

>>35842091
I only browse /r9k/and /fit/ but have recently gotten into /o/ because I'm buying my own car soon.

>>35842089

I don't deserve them orginally

I don't deserve it, I treat everything like a joke and game, I laugh too much. Also a wife would love a nice face to wake up to and I don't think I can make adorable children. I think I got the inner happiness down though.

Because I'm annoying, ugly, lazy, tired, beta, stupid, and a KHV with no personality besides complaining

that is maybe the dumbest thing ive ever heard

>>35842063
>Anyone else trying the potato diet?

No you idiot

Hey whatever works for you.

After you lose weight from your ridiculous (and unhealthy) diet you still have to learn portion control and eating right. Till you die.

>>35842008
>>sitting on train
>>girl sits next to me
>>her leg touches my leg
>>get a boner
only if she's hot
>>girl gives me a generic compliment
>>imagine our lives together
yes
>>thoughts turn negative and start to imagine how she'd grow to hate me and leave me
no
>>someone on 4chan posts something lewd directed at me
>>get red-faced in real life
no

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>Girl says something to you
>Ignore her or cut the contact short because you could never believe anyone would have any interest in you, and even if you did you would fuck it up and disappoint yet another person while making you even more depressed about yourself in the same moment
>tfw I've given up completely

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>That point when girls stop casually mentioning boyfriends and start mentioning Husbands

Fug

I'm not a manlet, maybe is this

Napoleon was a tyrant. Imagine how fucking awesome it was to decapitate kings and royalty during the french revolution then imagine having to call some balding manlet emperor right after because he fucked up your revolutionary democracy. Fuck this guy.

>>35842020
fun fact: Napoleon was around 5'7 witch was above average for the time

>How do you guys do it?

I wear a condom. I assume that I'm going to cum when I talk to the cashier or something, so I pop Viagra for the day to keep the condom on. No messes for over 7 years now.

>>35841925
But i cant afford either.

Stuff tissue down your pants, works just the same.

>>35841779
I hope you locked him away until next month for this

>>35841808
I did, but not without making his boipucci bleed first

>>35841902
Make sure you only give him coffee grounds to eat

pity bump from /britfeel/, surely you yanks can share feels

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>>35841752
>When a yank tries to outdo /britfeel/ and utterly fails.

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>>35841752
>Bigger and better than limeyfeel

truuu

>>35841698
Load yourself up with explosives around the neck, and then next time you're out for tendies or whatever get away from others and be like "HOLY SHIT TENDIES!!" and then fucking explode kek

Rent a really nice hotel room on top floor, splash the 10k out and jump out the window when it runs out

>>35841698
Buy 10k worth of dildos and try to park as many of them as you can in all of your orifices until you bleed out and die

I'm basically myself, but like 10x more Hyped

Also, I get competitive sometimes

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>>35841736
oh you know me

>>35841660

I get really social, but that only happens once I pass the threshold of drunk, literally any point before and I just sit by myself doing fuck all

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I like this thread but have no apus on this computer and don't feel like finding any.

>Northern aggression

You do realize that the Confederates fired the first shots, right?

>>35841897
Only cause they tried to take our slaves away

Dat posture doe

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>>35841613
I'm always afraid this is what I look like

>>35841613
What do you think his life is like? What does he do when he goes home? What does he do for fun?

>>35841605
>stealing my pen

uuh report her? or are you afraid to be called racist

>>35841605
If she'd have been white I'd say she's a stacy thot who wants to cuck you but I guess you can give it a try. Invite her over to watch movie then kiss her and give her your virginity or lose all dignity in her eyes

Out of all the places on the internet you come here for advice on girls?