I just made some roasties extremely fucking toastie. This is one of the greatest feelings in the world, and probably the crowning achievement of my life so far.
>sitting at an intersection waiting to make a left turn
>the light is red
>a group of drunk roasties pull up behind me (I live in a college town)
>one of them is clearly plastered as she is leaning half her body out the window to shout at the people behind them
>as soon as the light turns green for the left turn this cunt honks her horn at me
>AS SOON AS THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN
>so I give them the finger for a solid 5-10 seconds and drive really slow
>the entire time they are screaming at me fuck you
>feels good man
I find it amusing how they were rude and aggressive to me, and then they get mad that I treat them with the same kind of respect. It feels good to break a sluts pretty princess attitude. I almost wish I had gotten out of my car, grabbed the skateboard in my trunk, and walked up to their car to smash it with my skateboard. It would've been hilarious to see their frightened reaction and faces. But I know that's not right to do and would get me in big trouble.
>But I know that's not right to do
It is, arguably.
> would get me in big trouble.
Here's the rub.
Wish you could shoot oil and banana peels from the back of your car like in MarioCart.
Whats the most painful way to kill myself?
OP, have you considered getting the surgery that makes you taller? Normally I wouldn't recommend it, but 5'4 is pretty shitty and if you're going to kill yourself, what do you really have to lose?
>tfw left the furry folder open and when i came home door was open
wooo boys what the no
is this what i get for being a dogfucker
My gf kissed another guy, 3 years together for nothing. If youre thinking
>"hehe cuck, won't happen to me"
Stop right there because I am a good looking guy, I treated her well, I was dating below my league, yet, she still did it
Thankfully it wasn't a chunk or nigger, I made damn sure of that. Now I'm moving back to New Zealand to the place I was born, with no job, home or friends
If you're all virgins and lonely why don't you just meet up with eachother and fuck?
I would do that, but nobody here is man enough to make me his slave submissive boy, so I don't want it.
>tfw the sunshine girl is sleeping
>tfw 5'4 beta weakling
Nobody wants to be my gf, feels bad
>finally booked an escort
So long virgins, I hardly knew ya
Faggot, it doesn't count. Sure, you physically got your dick wet, congrats, but you didn't actually pull any of the social skill needed, you didn't earn it.
What's even more funny is that you'll lose your virginity to some used-up whore that could not give any less of a shit about you.
Dubs for good grades. Bless up.
I've realized this is basically containment board for teenagers. I've gotten over tfw no gf phase. In short, I won't be browsing this board anymore and wanted to formally say goodbye. I've enjoyed some of the wojak, wagelord, and tomoko threads. Thanks for being there and the occasional laughs. I'll be on /sci/, /lit/, /his/, and /int/ if you ever want to talk. Later.
I just realized after 20 years that me being molested as a kid by a teacher at school fucked up my life. Nobody knows it happened to me, I've never sought help from mental health services.
Turning 30 soon and I'm still a shut-in NEET because of it, dropped out of high-school, never held a job, don't drive, never been able to make friends for 20+ years, never been able to get a GF since can't even fathom sexual stuff.
Parents keep telling me I need to go see a psychologist because there's obviously something wrong with me. I think I'm ready to go now, I've accepted the fact I literally cannot function in society because of this shit.
What can I expect a psychologist to help with? Should I just tell them from the start? I've self-diagnosed myself with severe depression, anxiety and AvPD.
sometimes it's nice just to have an unbiased ear listen. Yes, tell them from the start anything and everything you want to say. They will guide you in conversation, so don't stress about it too much. This is an important first step
Proud of you, anon.
>What can I expect a psychologist to help with?
Unfortunately, psychologists are just like everyone else, some of them are useless and some of them have firm and stupid beliefs that are covering up their own problems.
You should definitely tell them straight away. If it's something you think you might chicken out on, just literally tell them straight away and say that you were worried you'd never tell them otherwise. They'll get it.
There are people out there right now that have no friends AND no internet.
It can always be worse.
>Comrade Anon, care for a cigar?
How do you respond?
this is what i would do, too bee honest
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