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What was the closest you've been to "making it"? Social, career, or relationship wise. Why did it go wrong?
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>>39291704
It never really went wrong. I just walk upon 4chan one day, realized that I was living a mundane life, swallowed some iron pills and rejected my normie lifestyle for what of a robot.
Now I trap post and spread BBC memes
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Im Mormon, so probably in the immediate weeks after I came back from my Mission in Brazil. Instead of making use of all the social skills I learned in two years and contacting the people ive got to know from another country, I went back to vidya for 6 hours a day and refused to talk to anyone unless they spoke to me first...now Im here.
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>>39291704
I guess in retrospect I wasn't close to making anything anyways.
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Do you wear any sports-related clothing?
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yep. even though they suck
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i have a bill laimbeer jersey
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Go habs
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Who here /piggy/
Tonight's selections:
>4 pints of ben and jerrys
>4 chocolate chip pancakes
>1 package of double stuffed oreos
>1 dozen dunkin donuts
>Bacon strips cooked medium
>Blue Raspberry Gatorade
r8 my haul
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>>39291526
>tfw I can eat all of this in one sitting and gain nothing
Feels bad man
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>>39291526
too much sweet, needs more salty
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>>39291565
Shit son I have to eat about as much as that for the whole day minus the donuts to lose weight
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YO YO YIGGEDY YO /r9k/ IT IS PAY DAY! Post your balances ITT!
This will be my last big paycheck for a few weeks! My hours got reduced at my current job, BUT I got a new job that I start at the beginning of September. The gravy train will keep flowing!
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>>39291239
Did not one of you motherfuckers get paid this week?
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Nice try OP we don't have jobs here fuck off
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>>39291495
I post this thread every week I know some of you have jobs.
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>"Alright students, everyone pick a partner!"
Why is this allowed?
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>>39291225
>not checking the syllabus before you sign up for a class to make sure there are no presentations or group work
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>>39291440
>implying it isn't the only professor
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>"Can I work by myself?"
>"ok anon"
I'm glad most of my teachers were based and was able to avoid almost all of those scenarios.
Anyone else here hate it when you think someone is being a genuine friend, but is only using you for their selfish reasons?
Happens to me with every "friend" I get, asking so I don't feel like a lonely autist.
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>>39291135
yes
people nowadays wear a thousand masks and are too afraid to be their true selves be it because of genuine fear of being hurt or most likely because they are sociopaths
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>>39291135
Hate it when people use me as their personal diary but shut their ears soon as I have something to say.
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>>39291191
I feel the same way, except I feel it's more that they're lazy fuckers, as well as sociopaths. Don't really know which few friends I have left to trust is all.
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Which chaos god is the true deity of robots, and why is it Nurgle?
You can argue that constant frustration and rage leads us to Khorne, our deviancies attract us to Slannesh, or our hope for changing our shitty life's bring us to Tzeentch.
But in the end, Grandfather Nurgle is the patron of our stagnation and the only one who would love us for it.
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>>39291118
Yogg'Saron is the culmination of all posts on /r9k/
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>>39291159
But what can he do for the average robot?
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>>39291259
>Chaos god
>Doing something for someone
You're talking out of your ass and you know it
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Ah, isn't it good to have youth get what they deserve?
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Yeah that's nice and all but the real concern is that the 'average' young person is getting fucked at literally every stage of life and having any of the things they do is a god damn fantasy if you're under 30 without rich parents or unprecedented amounts of good fortune and hard work.
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>>39290858
most people can buy a house, even in today's ungodly market
you just need to buy it in bumfuck nowhere
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>>39290989
>>39290858
That cunt is rich and married into a rich cunt chad.
So good for her I guess having a vag means you can prostitute your self out for big bucks.
I bet she drinks starbucks.
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fuck this board and this site.
this place sucks the life force out of you and turns you into a miserable zombie. fuck your misery, fuck your psyops, and most importantly fuck you
you know how you just "bee yourself"? stop being so neurotic and overthinking everything.
thinking is an essential tool for survival but it is not needed for most of daily modern life, empty your mind and let your instinct guide you when dealing with other people, with practice you will get better, you need to let yourself flow and relax, being awkward and miserable completely ruins the chemistry of social interaction which just turns everyone off, thats why you have no friends or gf, relax, if your instinct says "hey i got something to add to the conversation" then let it flow, there's no pressure, you have no idea how differently a quiet, relaxed guy is perceived over an quiet, uncomfortable and awkward guy
unless you are a deformed midget missing a leg everyone has a shot at turning their life around, we don't always get what we want in life, but we CAN always improve our situation and ourselves to an extent
stop comparing yourself to other people, stop objectifying living, breathing people that you never interact with as "chads", "stacies" and "normies". everyone has their own problems that they have to deal with but you know what? they suck it up and they don't spill their guts in front of other people, suffering is an integral part of the human condition, it is an integral part of all life
if anyone here wishes to pull themselves out of this wretched abyss, you can start right now by leaving this site, that's a huge step on the road to recovery that most people here won't make
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>>39290846
Some people im starting to believe whole heartedly dont need to follow some designed path everyone else does.
If anything it takes a lot more balls to be firm in your own beliefs than to let society mold you into someone who is agreeable for the sake of social status and wanting to fit in.
It just takes time to realize there never was an abyss, you just held yourself back whether it be lack of confidence or just apathy. As soon as you are outcome independent you can be confident because everything is amusing to you as opposed to some pre-concieved need to conform. It takes time to find the right people to get along with. There shouldnt be an obligation to do so. That is what confidence is, not feeling a need to fit some mould.
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>>39290846
Wow fuckin' thanks this changes everything. You're stuck here with us, dumbfuck. Listen to your own advice and GTFO this board
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>>39290846
I'm here and I'm fine. Stop taking this so seriously, anon. It'll be okay and I promise it will :^) just calm down and work hard!
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>no tits
>manhands
people think I'm a tranny don't they?
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>>39290731
be my gf pretty please
orrereerrre
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>>39291072
>be my gf pretty please
ok
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>>39290731
I'm sorry about that OP.
Don't let chasers come to you and then get disappointed that you don't have a dick.
>find bottle
>genie fella pops out
>says you have three wishes
what would they be?
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>>39290592
To disappear, die painlessly and every trace of my existence along with me.
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>>39290666
As you wish sir. I'm sorry I couldnt be of more assistance.
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No one else? A shame I could not help more anons this fine evening.
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You're grocery shopping and this guy slaps your oneitis on the ass.
What do?
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>>39290420
Leave my dandruff flakes in his produce
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go about my shopping then write asshole comments to nice people
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>>39291417
kek
omega3
What are your high school classmates doing these days?
>bully has his own house, business and job
>autistic weeb is finishing astrophysics major
>friend is a NEET, hides from the public
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get out of the fembot and trap threads and post in this one you stupid fucking robots
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The stacy who bullied me is now a single mother to niglet twins
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>>39290327
majority of them upstate majoring in finance (as if thats the only career with a high salary)
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>some guy I knew in high school got arrested
https://www.arlnow.com/2017/08/24/man-arrested-for-assaulting-women-along-custis-trail/
kek
This made me want to ask people who graduated from high school years ago something: out of the people you knew from back then, did any of their lives fall into JUST tier?
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my own. Kill me
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>Velascuez
You have to go back
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>>39290300
Theres this guy i went to secondary school with who is now serving life for multiple murder and camorra association.
i bought some weed from him a looong time ago
>tfw can't stop playing yugioh on the PSP
Anyone else on some obscure feels right now?
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>>39290140
Post that webm of Aki mindbroken by the protagonist.
And the one of Sherry wanting to fuck the protagonist.
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>>39290140
I was playing duel links because I got phone
yugioh is addicting as hell
I wish I had money to blow on a psp I would get final fantasy tactics and play that shit
I played ghost in the shell on a psp emulator a while back it was pretty fun. Maybe I should do that again, yet another distraction in life.
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>>39290308
I'm on a PSP emulator right now until my micro SD adaptor for my Vita shows up. It works great