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Why all my life, have people assumed that I'm dumb?

My IQ is 119 according to my old school.

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK I'M STUPID

Is it because I have a VERY deep voice?
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IQ measures the quality of the bucket, not the water inside it
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>>36267536
>>36267581
It's because you're quiet and never say anything retards

What else can people assume?
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only your most superficial image gets recognized by others as you, so you probably just have prognathia / kyphosis and don't speak much

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Where can I get a qt grieving gf?
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>>36267516
Start by not being a pussy.
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Murder her family and ask her out on the funeral date
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In Egypt..?

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You have been deemed a stateless enemy of the governments of all respective nations on earth.

The news stations give you time to make a THREE WORD statement before you are pursued to be CAPTURED and or KILLED in the following 12 hours.

You say:
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>>36267449
>You say:
gas the kikes
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>>36267449
>Not without incident
Then I gunkata the fuck out of them.
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>>36267449

"i cum now"

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Stop being a pussy anon, it's the right thing to do.
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>>36267433
Well. Explain us how.
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>>36267553
First off, stop with the bitchy attitude. Then go do something to improve yourself like exercise of something. Then rip your mental band-aid off, stop making excuses and realize the world will not give you anything for free.
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Hmm fair enough. We need a daily general for this sort of thing.

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"Women have life on easy mode."
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>>36267407
God young throats is like the hottest thing ever.
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god i wish that was me id want a bigger cock tho
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>>36267407
Sauce ? It looks harder than facial abuse.

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>tfw no spontaneous bf
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>tfw no spunk extraneous gf
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>>36267354
You a guy or girl op?
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>>36267354
Why is tomoki always sad?

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How do you you pick up a girl?
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#3 seems to be Tyrone's choice.
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Lift with your legs
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#3 works best with the asians

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>*permanently mutilates son at birth*
The ladies like it better this way :^)
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Men are the ones that usually insist on it.
>muh son has to have muh dick
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>>36267312
That's definitely not true.

oreg
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>>36267312
it's both, and clueless doctors and nurses.

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I wonder who the oldest robot on r9k is?
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>>36267244
It' better not knowing it.
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>oldjack

that's junior from the sopranos
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Why, you really want to find out who of us dropped spaghetti at your mother or something?

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I'm mtf trans and depressed.

Please tell me why I should kill myself

If you just want to vent about why you hate trannies, that's fine too. Please direct all hate towards this thread.
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let me fuck the pain away bby
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Don't kill yourself

I want you to suffer
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What was your thought process that led you to transitioning?

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He couldn't make it. What makes you think you can?
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I'm too much of a pussy to leave.
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he even had such luscious dick-sucking lips
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>>36267165
I'm not planing to make it, once i hit 29 im going to ram a car through the white's house main door, shoot everything i see and then blow my brains out

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Do those japanese nose pinchers actually work?

I have a wide nose and I'd like to make it slimmer.
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I don't think it will work
But I believe it will hurt.
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>>36267162
>nose
>full of happiness
what the fuck are those fuckers on?
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>>36267426
its stink proof you shithead.

i approve.

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Do i have a chance for a gf or am i too ugly?
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Can someone give me a quick rundown on Stanley?
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Dude AGAIN?

>>>/soc/
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>lost my chin in Vietnam

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How is your easter long weekend going, guys?

Who here has the least hope their life will get better?
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>>36267072
i literally cannot do this any longer


i feel terrible
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>>36267155
I feel like this every monday morning. It continues until the weekend at which point I get by with a pleasant booze induced euphoria.

Then Monday rolls around and I wish I were dead again.

I'm only 32, how am I supposed to keep doing this shit for another 30 - 40 years?

I seriously won't make it.
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A little hope right now, but
>weekend on r9k
is probably going to squeeze that foolishness right out of me.
Which is probably better.

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I have finally come to a conclusion that /b is the reason why there is so much cancer and autism on all of 4chan today. /b is like the shitty poster boy for 4chan, and also acts like the main gate in a border. I am constantly seeing usernames or gamertags with names including kek, /b, anon, chan, 4chan. And one can never be too sure but those cancerous tumors of society most likely emerge from this shitty board, so I am proposing to Moot to have this cesspool of shit to be closed down so that 4chan can be purified of most of its autism and porn threads. Help spread the word
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Wrong, that would be /pol/.
Before that it was /r9k/ then before that it was /b/.
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I haven't seen/heard anyone mention /b/ outside of 4chan in a really long time.
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>>36267087
Ok that was before this is now.

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