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I've noticed since i got out of the mental hospital and started dealing with my mental issues with prescriptions and therapy i've been posting on 4chan way less, maybe once a week where i used to be on 4chan all day every day. What's happening /r9k/ am i becoming a normalfag
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>>37912091
lol are you a fucking wank or what? anyone who has gone to a mental hospital will NEVER be normal what you are becoming is a mentally ill faggot M8
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>>37912131
>m8
go back to rebbit
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>>37912091
Are you that guy (girl) who is mentally ill and post threads about HRT and transitioning all fucking time?
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What stand-up comedians would you recommend? Is Carlin a meme?
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Yeah he is a bit, I couldn't recommend you any, you have to find your own sense of humour.
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>>37911999
A meme? not just that the dudes a legend
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>>37912064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk_dRzaBoUM
Hahahahahahah I'm literally applauding my monitor right now, what a funny man
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just got my dick blasted by liquid nitrogen because a roastie gave me warts. it hurts and I can't fap for at least a week. AMA
>p.s. never have sex it's not worth it
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>>37911973
Here's a question: why do you think anyone cares?
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>>37911973
Greentext the story of how it happened first
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>>37912019
I don't care if you don't care
this is a public service announcement to stay away from vaginas
Today I literally ended up like pic related.
At least I didn't let mom take a photo of me.
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not that bad. celebrating your birthday alone or with your family is one of those things that get blown way out of proportion on /r9k/. birthdayparties are a meme too if you dont enjoy the act of hosting one itself.
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I didn't ask for a cake because of this photo.
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>>37911952
me too bruh. i turned 19 last week and i celebrated it alone. no phone calls or emails.
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>be cyborg virgin
>can easily fake being a normie
>girl says she wants to fuck on tinder
>realise I have no interest in normies and hate having to fake everything
>don't reply and delete app
D-d-do any fembots want to fuck a virgin?
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>>37911934
fembots arent real
sorry to tell you this
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haha hej KLOANON
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>>37911934
I do this. I was worried I have an attachment disorder but I think it's just disgust at having to jump through the hoops, I find the entire process cringe worthy
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Attention Imperial Citizens, this is a standard inspection by the local Aribites. Compliance will be rewarded. Obey all orders given.
If your post ends in:
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>>37911918
Greetings, Aribite.
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>>37911918
rolling for 1-5 trips
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>>37911918
TIME TO REAP
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Totsuka isn't even a guy. 2017-06-23 06:52:36 Post No.37911909
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Totsuka isn't even a guy.
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You literally just drew a girl and called it a guy.
I'm not gay for thinking she's cute. Why the hell is Japan pushing it's LGBT agenda into my anime dammit?
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>>37911909
>I'm not gay
You are fucking gay, faggot.
Signed: random bi guy
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>>37911909
It's a guy. Sorry, OP.
On the bright side, there's never been a better time to experiment. You're practically in the perfect place.
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>>37911909
what anime?
i love girls that look like guys
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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
BRING IT!
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Stop making these threads, you fucking retard. You are making 3 threads like this everyday.
FUCKING STOP ALREADY, RETARD.
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I hope you KYS nigger faggot
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>>37912090
JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME CUS WE GONNA MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND.
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>well anon have you ever seen Dateline NBC
>My name is Chris Hanson, and Im with "To catch a predator"
What do you do?
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The only thing that comes to mind is suicide by cop, somehow. I'd look around for a weapon that'd give them enough incentive to shoot me, maybe take ol' Chris hostage if I could find a knife in the kitchen drawers or something.
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Kms myself obviously
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>>37911893
Oh well hello Chris, such a pleasure to meet a celebrity, but I've already made arrangements with candleja-
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>follow the 10 commandments
>go to mass every sunday
>don't drink, do drugs, have casual sex, eat sugar or use God's name in vain
>beg God for a gf
>he doesn't give me one despite my devotion and faith
Why is God such an asshole?
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god hates faggots
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None of those are actually forbidden
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>>37912628
Maybe not in your retarded heretic protestshit church, but mine has the 7 capital sins which we must not commit.
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Come watch the historic second (!) re-launch of a Falcon 9 rocket with me.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity guys, come see history in the making:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mLi-rRTh8
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bump
IT BEGINS
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10 minutes till takeoff lads
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That glowing gridfin tho
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why are there so many gays on this board? Fuck...
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key you'll find less gays on /lgbt/ jobroni
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/lgbt/ needs to turn into a red board so we can finally get rid of the rest of these faggots
>prove me wrong
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Idk originalojotaro
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>brother's girlfriend let me have a sip from her root beer bottle
>by the transitive property, this counts as a kiss
>mfw I'm now an HV instead of a KHV
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>>37911761
all you need to know is steal her panties, If you put them on your penis you are no longer a virgin becuase your penis touched a vagina by proxy
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>>37911761
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Kill ur self op. Then get a gf.
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>>37911761
>middle school, sitting alone in the cafeteria drinking soda
>qt classmate approaches me, asks if she could have a sip
>''s-sure, you can have the rest''
>tfw watch her sit with her friends drinking the soda my subhuman lips touched
it was truly my honor
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Why wouldn't you have sex with someone that has Colored Hair? 2017-06-23 06:38:02 Post No.37911669
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Why wouldn't you have sex with someone that has Colored Hair?
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I think colored hair is really sexy when done right. I don't care if she's from tumblur or redit my dick doesn't give a shit and neither should you.
>Inb4 muh charts
>Inb4 STDs
>Inb4 warning coloration
>Inb4 back to redit XDDD
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>>37911669
Who is this directed at, all those robots who had the chance of fucking a girl but rejected her because she had dyed hair?
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I actually would, OP.
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colored hair is nice, i actually don't know what you're talking about OP. i don't think anyone on this board is actually retarded enough to refuse sex with someone because of their hair color.
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Flat earth retards convince 2017-06-23 06:31:48 Post No.37911553
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Flat earth retards convince
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2017-06-23 06:31:48
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Give me undeniable proof that the earth is flat. Tell me why no one has fallen off the edge of the earth yet.
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>>37911553
>Give me undeniable proof that the earth is flat. Tell me why no one has fallen off the edge of the earth yet.
You don't understand the theory.
You don't fall off the edge of the earth. once you travel to the "edge" you're transported to the other side of the map.
It's the geometry of the earth that's flat.
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>>37911553
it's not a disk, it's a terrarium tbqh
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>>37911553
It isn't just the earth that's flat. The whole universe is flat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LsHmMHfaF4