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sleeveless turtleneck get over yourself

>>36024465
sleeveless turtleneck no u

I used to wear sleeveless turtle necks but stopped for some reason

>>36023519
i talk to myself but only for the benefit of the aliens who listen to me in order to mislead them
even this post may be a clever ruse

>>36023519
i used to do that all the time. doesn't mean you're going crazy, just means you're lonely.

I've been talking to myself for years and i haven't gone off the deep end

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The CMB proves the universe is about 15 billion years old, checkmate christfags

why is it cool?

>>36023454
>Who /astronomy/ here? Shit's fucking cool
Not that cool

link the doujin nerd

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>>36023467
also interested in sauce

>>36023444
that better be a male in your picture

The kid with the blonde hair standing right under the sign looks like a huge Chad.

>>36023375
And you wouldn't be wrong anon. Literally the smartest kid in the class, great at sports and somehow went from being one of the shorter boys to growing to 6'2.
Also he's in med school probably banging every stacy that exists.

Are you brazilian ? The stuff on the board is written in portuguese

try make me fuck off lil white boi

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Yeah no shit OP you got any more truth bombs you wanna drop on me?

Wrong indeed. Whites can't be robots, in a culture made by whites, it's literally pathetic

5 when my parents decided to homeschool me

6
At what age did you realise you really aren't? 23 for me

When I was 3-4 years old.

ok? just stop talking to people then if you want to be beta? just everyone who asks you to do something or wants to talk to you just say I dont want to talk right now and walk away.

Hahahahahaaha kys

Yeah I hate it too. When I go to the bathroom to take a piss, as soon as I unzip my pants a girl is already on her knees sucking my dick. The worst is when they drink my pee afterwards.

>>36023157
Hm.
I dont kno u

>>36023157
It is how your brain is wired. It looks for tasks to undertake.

>>36023157
I'm the same OP. I feel like I wanna do a university course or something, but then I'll be bored in a month so why bother. Thats my current "Thing" anyway

>>36023150
Probably not, you're right.

>>36023150
Nope. Besides being my brother he is
>>brown
>>brown hair
>>blue eyes
>>taller than me
>>uglier than me

>little brother is dead
op's statement checks out this time

are you looking for the love of your life or to smash some roastie sluts?

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>>36023128
>all lives matter, including spiders

>>36023128
>6'1
>Illiterate
>Ooga booga where da white women at

That's how you do it nigger

>>36023100
>Be me
>Read this thread
Definitely the most retarded thing I've done

>switch from /fit/ to /tv/

>be me
>driving to cabin four hours away
>decide to leave early to get there in the afternoon
>forgot to take morning shit but whatever
>two hours in I'm driving down gravel roads
>have to shit really bad
>decide to pull over and shit on side of road
>guy drives past me while I'm squatted behind car
>he stops and pulls over
>OShit.wmv
>start looking for toilet paper in trunk
>he gets out and starts approaching car still not seeing me
>yells "hello?"
>pull up pants quickly
>we talk and I explain I had to piss
>had to throw out underwear covered in shit
>shit got everywhere
>used almost the whole roll yet still smelt like shit the rest of the ride there
>jumped in lake the second I got there and washed all the shit off
Fml

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>>36023069
>Thank you so much

Aaaand back you go, Mr.Reddit

As a beta kid (at around 13-14 years old before discovering 4chan and going full omega) I knew some girls personally. Saw them laugh and cry and knew all about them.
Never saw them naked though and it only lead to frustration. So as I was in the pit of despair I managed to take a bitch to my room. I'm not even sure of her name. But I saw her naked. Since then I've felt completely awesome. It's like I don't even belong here anymore. To top things off, she's been messaging and calling me and I just reply with poorly thought one liners, if I can be bothered to reply. Yet she still wants me to see her naked again.

Anyways long story short that picture is bullshit.

>>36024309
Go the fuck back to normiebook

>>36023069
What the fuck has this to do with robots?

Was extremely bored today, so decided to try out a game a lot of my friends have been bugging me to play; League of Legends.

>join a co-op v ai game
>bunch of french fags running to the enemy towers
>start raging, google translate a bunch of french swear words
>they just start laughing at the shity translation
>uninstall lol and turn of pc

So now I'm just on 4chan I guess

Happened many times.

>>36023155
why didn't you play on us sevrers ?

I find it impossible to form actual emotional connections with other people

as a result (and a few people have told me this), guys (irrespective of how attractive or otherwise they are) find me cold and that turns them off

I also don't pander to the type of guy who would orbit/white knight girls. I find those kinds of guys to be pretty degenerate

>>36022984
Is it alright I don't want to form any kind of emotional bond and just want to have sex

>>36023042
I find sex kind of gross unless I am emotionally close with the other person

people in general just gross me out