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Weight Loss/Fat Thread 2017-06-28 05:17:28 Post No.38017684
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Who here losing weight? Started at 280, been on a diet for 5 months and I've lost 41lbs.
>tfw the mean Chads at the gym make fun of you and call you names
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>>38017684
I would make fun of you OP. It's your fault for putting yourself in such a ditty position in first place
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>>38017684
I highly doubt anyone at the gym is making fun of you and calling you names.
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>>38017684
I always tried to loose weight. It did not work out for me.
Then I found amphetamines. Lost 4kg last weekend, its so easy.
I now have normal weight.
My tip if you dont want go through diets and or daily exercise, just get some amphetamine paste and watch your belly melt away.
If you are willing to put your health at risk of course.
Is there such a thing as a micro-vagina?
like a vagina that's only 2-3 inches deep? surely there's just as many women with micro-vaginas as men with micro-penises, also where can i find them?
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http://fusion.kinja.com/we-know-about-micro-penises-are-there-micro-vaginas-1793846208
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They exists, its just a numbers game finding them, I'd even 7inch is a lot for 30-40% of girls
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most women only have 3-4" deep vag OP
>Normie replies to your comment with 'crying with laughter' emoji
Feels good man. Bringing entertainment to the masses.
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>hate normies
>crave their validation
choose. one. and. only. one.
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Lol. This guy is a comedic genius!!! Fuck off.
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>>38017845
Appreciating something when it happens =/= craving it
I appreciate a nice cool glass of lemonade but I'm not craving lemonade.
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any of you down to throw some original song lyrics my way? im doing half the vocals in a band and playing bass or guitar (depending on what another dude wants to do). We kinda sound like slint, jawbox, jawbreaker, unwound ect.
help is much apreciated cuz this band is probably my aspie ass's last chance to get some poon cuz my voice and bass playing are my only redeemable qualities and on a stage is one of the few places i can contain the spaghetti somehow.
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>>38017565
What s the name of your band tho ?
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BUT I'M A CREEP
I'M A WEIRDO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
I DON'T BELONG HERE
THIS IS ORIGINAL
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>Robert's got a quick hand
>He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
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What does it feel like to have a big penis? 4.5 inch subhuman reporting in.
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>>38017527
Pretty good desu, I'm too autistic to have a gf but it's nice knowing that if I did get one, size wouldn't be a concern with her.
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>>38017527
If you are virgin with little to no social contact, even when you are 7+ you get feelings of insecurity since you don't know how you will perform in a real life sexual situation.
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>>38017527
this thread seems legit and original
What years does somebody have to be born in to be an "early 2000s kid"?
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199faggot to 199faggot
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mid to late 90's. that way their babyhood would've been spent by the time shows like recess came to light
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If they were born 1995 or so - 2000 then they were an "early 2000's kid"
any older and they'd be too young to experience the early 2000s and thus weren't a 2000s kid
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What's the best way to learn how to code without shelling out money to the online jew?
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How about you go fuck yourself in an original manner?
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probably youtube
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>>38017470
What language are you trying to learn?
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What did YOU do to fight the normies today?
>driving home
>see young couple standing on the corner, holding hands and kissing
>honk at them as i pass them
>they get startled and stare at me, visibly upset
Felt good, if i'm honest
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>hang out with girl at work
>i'm shy at first but i slowly come out of my shell
>she's nice and pretty and seems to enjoy hanging out with me
>find out she has a boyfriend and that she's pregnant
>snitch her out to the manager for some dumb shit she did (she had been faking reports to avoid working)
>she gets fired
fucking stacy whore
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>coworker loves being the center of attention
>she likes to tell jokes but her favourite is telling 'funny' anecdotes about her family
>tell her her laughter is 'a little weird but adorable, no offense, haha'
>she starts to avoid telling jokes and trying to be funny
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>>38017797
doings god's work anons
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>tfw no cute boy to give nursing handjob to
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>>38017459
Only if you're fem, slim, and submissive.
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But men don't have boobs, OP.
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Thats not a nursing handjob you retard. a nursing handjob is when a woman (preferably one with large breasts) has your head in her lap and you suck her breast while she strokes your dick
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anyone watching ice piss? He is in london and being loud. This is why yuropoors think Americans are retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIEI9oeEwUo
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>>38017448
sorry I think the board you are looking for is >>>/b/.
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What countries hes going to visit on the eu trip?
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What's that shit he does with his fucking tongue?
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>Turn away from the vaginal jew
>Join community that fosters brotherhood and friendlessness
>Common for autistic members to join because rules provide structure and hoods allow avoided eye contact and forced talking
>Encourages hugging and cuddling
Why haven't you become a pup yet, robots? It's the best life a robot can hope for.
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I feel so sorry for the men who throw their lives away to do that kind of shit
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>>38017422
How is it throwing their lives away? It's something to do on a weekend that gets them outside, among friends, and into a loving social environment?
It's not an all-day, life-draining kind of thinglike 4chan.
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>Want to be a puppy
>Can't fit my tail
How do I train my bucci?
You are all pawns in my game.
And even if a pawn makes it to the end of the board he is still merely a playing piece!
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>>38017410
Is your game fun?
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>>38017424
For me and THEM
But not for you filthy roaches
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>>38017490
Who is THEM?
orignal tm
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>getting sex is easier than ever before in the history of mankind
>women literally throw themselves at you if you're average looking or above
>you still can't get laid because of your autistic traits
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFM4KhfPD1w
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>>38017376
>he thinks faggot prank/social experiment/whatever videos represent real life at all
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>>38017376
its whatever
Just living the life of a below average man...
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>>38017376
I don't want just sex, I want to find the woman who will bear my children.
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How would you feel if you went out on a date with a woman and she wore this dress?
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I would feel pretty happy and say I like her dress.
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>>38017326
Yo thats pretty cool, is that an actual dress or just an edit or something?
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>>38017326
I'd probably cringe slightly. Not for her liking the thing, but for her feeling the need to show it off.
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Fucked up dreams you had. 2017-06-28 04:50:12 Post No.38017306
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Fucked up dreams you had.
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have you ever had a fucked up dream that seriously effected you or fucked with your head?
>have a dream where I'm seeing what is happening through the point of view of another man
>he's raping a dead black teenager on the ground of a back alley
>her throat is cut like halfway through her neck
>he's talking trash and saying arrogant shit
>in my mind i'm seriously getting angry at this guy but i can only watch through his POV
>he gets up and I see dozens of other girls laying on the ground
>moves onto the next girl who is an asian teenager
>I can vividly see the horror and fear on her face as this arrogant cunt is raping her, her face will stay with me forever
>he keeps moving onto even more women, all asian teens and rapes them while mocking them in an arrogant american accent
>I wake up literally wanting to slowly behead this imaginary man so that he could feel every slice of the knife
>i want to talk trash to him while he dies just like he did to the girls he raped
>I've never felt so sure about wanting to murder someone
I'm curious why the first girl was black and why the rest were asian. I do have an asian fetish, but not in the sense where i can see the fear on their faces as they get fucked. I've never been able to tell people I had this dream cos they'll think there's something wrong with me..
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Todays blackpill: no one cares about your dreams
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>>38017322
would you prefer another feels thread, oh wise sage?
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When I was a schoolboy I had a dream about a zombie apocalypse running rampant and eating everyone. I was trying to run away from a mob of zombies in a school hallway, but they caught up and began to crowd around me ready to eat my flesh. I curled up in a ball on the floor. At that moment I had a rush of emotions preparing me for death, giving me this 'who cares' outlook on the situation. I woke up just after.
Now I know what it feels like when you know death is upon you and you cannot escape--your body just relaxes and accepts your fate with a big sigh.