But i'm gonna do it.
>>37331521
You're going to get rejected
I also got rejected today. Go for it. It's 1000 times better than never asking her out.
Do it anon, leave this hellhole for good
I believe in you
What are some painless ways I can kill myself with.
>>37331506
Wood chipper
OOn RRRRIBIBNAL
>>37331544
Please no trolls. I'm serious guys just give me some fucking methods.
OD on heroin, only if doctors revive you do you feel pain.
I hate myself. No one will ever want me.
I'm going to end up in a relationship with someone that treats me like shit just to feel wanted. I'd put up with so much abuse for it. I'd trick myself into thinking I liked it but I'd really just be so fucking desperate.
I wish I never existed, r9k. I had a nonsense dream last night about coins, zombies and electric anvils, and I felt like I didn't want to die for a while.
Jesus is the Lord Amen
Do you want to talk about it privately, anon?
>>37331470
>I'm going to end up in a relationship with someone that treats me like shit just to feel wanted.
Turn this into a fetish like I did
h-hey, a-non, will you p-please take my virginity, I-I can trust you right desu, a-add my steam or discord so, w-we can chat :3
so hot
orginal
This is vomitous bait.
>>37331307
Not what i need
Anyone else realize that 99% of women are narcissitcs nowdays? It's sickening. You can see it in their actions and attitude. You have a conversation with them they always talk about themselves, they never ask about you. They always receive but never give. They have huge egos saying snide remarks like "you should be lucky to have me," etc.
It's to the point where I'm not attractive to women anymore. They're so disgusting and full of themselves on the inside.
We're all disgusting without Jesus. Stop idolizing
>>37331223
Honestly this is beyond pathetic, nothing is going to just come to you loser. You've to actually strive for it, you sound like someone who's bitter.
>>37331223
I think to be a 'functional' woman in a man's world means you need to have some sort of ignorance to your own weaknesses, or these very easy to encounter women wouldn't have the force of character to make themselves so visible.
It's not fair to paint all women with that brush though. 99% of the women you've seen may show this behavior, but you haven't met even 1% of all women.
What the fuck are you supposed to say when someone says, "what's up anon"? I recently got a job and coworkers say it while walking past me and it always catches me off guard. I usually just blurt out nothing much, but then I get weird looks so obviously this isn't the right answer. What do I do, if someone complains I might lose this job for "not fitting in with the team" like how I lost my last job.
>>37331139
wow this is so retarded. why is a conversation required? a friendly hello should be enough.
>>37331166
So I should disregard their question and just say hello?
>>37331196
just say hey with a friendly smirk or some shit
Why aren't you a paid protestor yet, robots? It's the fucking easiest way to make money. George Soros pays really well.
>>37331137
Where do I sign up I would do it for money I couldn't careless if it's the alt right paying me or the left
They all love Donald stfu this is all theatrics.
Please hire me I can shill4hill or whatever if I get money.
>ugly girls practically fall over talking to me
>attractive girls completely ignore me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37331089
>>ugly girls practically fall over talking to me
>>attractive girls completely ignore me
Yep, same here.
>>37331089
tfw ALL girls completely ignore me
>want a girl without a mental illness
>all of them have them
> Anon is desperate and has bad luck.
> Let's talk about it.
[Theme Song]
Theme song is this.I hope cuckchan finally has audio support or I will look stupid now
Someone wanna be my friend and take cool scenery photos for tinder so stacies think I'm social ?
>>37331070
Nobody wants to be your friendor mine for that matter
>Hey, have you seen Chad? He just left me like this.
Wat would you do?
i'll go fuck him and suck his dick for you
I definitely wouldn't rape her, only a thug would do that.
Put my dick in her, duh
who /buttorgasms/ here?
>>37330906
Prostate orgasms are fucking godly.
>>37330906
>>37330981
me once. if my parents would ever LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE i would have time alone and i would again. this shit sucks desuu
once you try it that way you can never go back desu
Hi robots
Download faceapp and genderswap yourself into a qt 3.14 for other anons to rate.
Maybe you might've actually been attractive as a girl, opposed to the slob you are currently browsing 4chan
Pic related, its me
>>37330653
this is me
do your worst
Rate me girljaw lads.
>>37330752
It goosed ur eye bro. Everyone looks good old for some reason
>>37330777
7/10, would befriend the cute lesbian girl
I feel like I would enjoy killing people
>>37330592
Umm ok? Total creep.
>>37330592
I'm going to start killing people in the next few years.
Me too. With my sick rhymes.
I aint cheerios but ill Nut in your Honey
Anons i ask you: are traps gay? Im asking for a friend.
what are the arguments for and against?
>>37330471
i love traps. i love trannys. i love effeminate faggots.
gay is just a word. a word you can choose to assign value you to if you care enough. i don't. you only live once.
traps can be the gayest thing in the world and they can also be pretty okay. If you knew that the trap was a guy in the beginning that's gay. I mean you like this person because it looks like a girl and acts like one but has a dick and is actually a guy. But if you didn't know, until you were in bed or something and you decided you loved the trap it would not be as gay considering you loved the person for who they are
I say it's like 60% gay.
You acknowledge its a guy and there are some things that you can't really hide when naked (frame, bone structure, voice, dick), but they very feminine features and dress up as a girl.
>normie brother and slut cousin convinced me to go out to a few parties with them
>they're actually awesome and it's never been easier to meet girls and make friends
>actually have a ton of fun for the first time in a very, very long time
You faggots told me being a normie sucked.
Nah it would suck. Imagine that being your only thing that you do in life.
If it was that easy then you probably had very little wrong with you in the first place. Nothing new here.
>>37330445
That's fair. You could just tell most of the people there had few interests and weren't exacty intellectual
>>37330449
I mean I've just been a loner NEET for the last 3 years, outside of some wageslaving. It was interesting to see life in a different, non-robot way