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>>37697301
>aquiline nose
how is that an issue?

>>37697352
makes me look like a goy

>>37697360
mate, another term for aquiline nose is roman nose

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>>37697192
Me and you both anon.

>Anon, fix my mac!
Ok, first of all that's a PC and second what's wrong?
>it's broken

Makes neets feel just a little better about their meaningless lives.

Also just people trolling

>>37697192
but your the cogs in the bad system keeping the good down

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>>37697184
>asking for choaching/boosting
>tfw i'm gold5
Stop fucking reminding me i'm shit.at the game. FUCK

>>37697343
Hey you're not shit, you're technically better than over half of na's players

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>>37697184
add me, i got like 4 accounts. no bread, skooma1, vitaex, i got more i just dont remember the logins. i peaked diamond 3 in season 3 and 4, and stopped trying and decayed cos the game changed too much. add me pls. rn im on "no bread

How solitary is it?
How much work is it?

>>37697924
Very.
You work to survive...

>>37697182
kek, I spent close to 8 months but I didn't do shit.

>>37697143
Surprisingly enough, I did. For some reason they liked me enough to be acquaintances, but not friends.

>>37697143
I got maybe 10 signatures each year of highschool

>>37697143
Had one strange foreign kid closest to me sign it first. Next people i asked refused or something so i gave up. so my yearbook had just the name of some other nobody.

I always tried to hide on yearbook signing day.

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>>37697093
race mixing either creates extravagant beauties or disgusting meshes, there doesn't seem to be an inbetween

>>37697093
that's on the fucking wife is there a fire? daddy does not have to deal with everything this does not appear to be an emergency honestly just forget about it kid's don't have very good memories

>>37697093
It means you're gonna have a little brother or sister in 9 months, sweetheart!

You should always shower after prostitute sex anon. And pee too.

And don't fuck niggers you fucking animal.

>>37696688
>howd you get the price down
>why the fuck would you kiss a prostitute

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>>37696751
She's qt3.14 white washed. Looks very similar to this webm., no bullshit. She even has a white voice lol

pls no bully

>>37696790
She's not really a traditional hooker/escort. I met her through craigslist. I used to have a scheme:
>post an ad for an "odd job"
>only answer the female replies and make up a story about how I'm an awkward guy that wants to learn how to/practice kissing to gain confidence with women and will pay for it
>meet up and slowly push them to more sexual things, "how do girls like to be kissed on the neck" "how do they like their breasts sucked", etc
>Eventually got squad of 3-4 regular women that would meet up with, I used to pay them $60 each and slowly brought it down to $40, one even let me do $20 a visit
>I eventually got ghosted by all of them except the black girl when they realized I was using them for sexual relief
>me and her meet up at least once a month

I really like kissing desu, and doing it helps stave off that feeling of loneliness and lack of intimacy. It's just nice to get that close to another human being, ya know having nothing else matter in the world but connecting with each other. I can't explain it.

Maybe one day I'll get tfwgf and experience it authentically.

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bumping for the inevitable shitstorm of femanons that come crawling out of the woodwork

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>>37696687
>mfw VR wymmyn laugh at me like they do irl

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE

>>37696710
do men really believe this? sounds like a pitiful refuge for those of us who don't want to touch you. my bf begs for my touch.

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Gaiz, pls. I even posted pepe the frog! See? Get it? I'm one of you guys!

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>>37696612
>>37696876
Everyone thinks they're a 6 until life tells you, you're a 3-4

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>>37696612
You're probably just a special snowflake. If you were a virgin, maybe you'd be a robot.

>>37696607
never tried heroine but i want to because everyone says its good.
which city?

Give Jesus a call.

>>37696607
i wouldn't advise killing yourself, but if youre determined to do it, why dont you shoot up a place and take some normies with you?

>>37696583
Do you like Andre the giant?
also do you work as a wrestler?
you could be in movies man

How gigantic is dick?

hows it goin my origami

>>37696582
im in the same boat OP except change trap to grill and destination to Thailand. Tbh pal I would advise against the Phillipines. Duterte isn't keen on sex tourism and there's also ISIS faggots running around right now.

Go to Thailand instead. They specialize in ladyboys. Furthermore, if you're looking for asian-esque traps/girls Thailand has plenty. Its outfitted for tourism and probably safer.

P.S Do they speak good english in the phillipines?

why don't you go ask /lgbt/ you giant waste of space normalfag?

>>37696672
>ISIS faggots running around right now.
The terrorist threat in the country is exaggerated, as long as you steer clear of the southern islands you'll be fine

Just tell them straight up that you don't sound like you're good because you were lying about feeling good to avoid talking about feeling like shit.

It will shut then up. They are just strangers who you'll never see again anyway, even if you do see them again they won't remember you. No need to lie to them.

If they do remember you they'll remember not to ask stupid questions next time.

no matter how you feel just say "doing pretty god how about you" and carry on its just not worth it no one cares and im not saying that like "oh you need to man up and stop feeling bad blah balh ba" seriously though i dont get why people ask it if you dont know them at all ill ask it to people just to be nice but honestly its not worth it no one would give good advice or be like "hey man youre not a pussy and youre not pathetic"

and people always talk like "hey man live every day like its your last" but mention actually wanting to kill yourself and theyd call you an idiot nd say "life gets better" even though nothing is "bad" i just dont really enjoy anything

>>37696705
it happened to me 3 times by the same lady at the bank when i cash my paycheck. she says really loud in front of the other people .. how are you and i say im alright and she says ooohhh you dont sound like it. then i say nothing.
then at the dollar store the cashier says to me "how are you doing" i say good she says it doesnt sound like it... i just stare at her and she says " one of those days huh"? and i look out the window and i say "no" its a nice day. and she just like puts her head down and she gets kind of mad. then at my job we had a delivery and the same question.. same answer. then i just stay at the guy and say nothing. and he says oh its hot your probably hot and i just said hmm yea im kind of tired.

Shh, just accept it. BBC is the way of the future I've already started shaving my body and hinting towards polamory with my gf. The seeds have been planted.

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>>37696453
>Pic related

Raw, unadulterated autism

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>>37696453
>BBC is destroying the west

>>37696335
>see people at work
>fake a smile and every single interaction
They think I'm a norman

>the way you escape from social judgment is to always talk with jokes and bant.
>if I'm never serious they'll not be able to judge my ideas

>>37696335
>automatically laugh as a natural reaction
>if it's really funny I laugh very hard, harder than most others
>still don't actually feel a single thing