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Last SAT/ACT was today and that's the last one until September, so you're not going to college in the Fall, buddy.

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>>37634673
>finished high school five years ago
>got into a 4 year degree
>4 years later I only have passed 20% of the courses
>parents think I'm about to get my degree

>>37634673
Minus the "haven't taken SATs" part of your post, this was me approximately one year ago.

Enjoy being NEET.

Whiskey + Cola

A single bottle can last you a whole weekend, being able to mix it means you can control how strong it is.

Giant jugs of wine or handles of whiskey and cola.

>>37634632
get a big bottle of svedka
its cheap and you get alot. Taste is alright

If you want something great tasting get rumplemintz

>>37634510
Do people seriously use le arab slave trade as a rebuttal? Niggers were meant to be worked and controlled with an iron fist because they sure as hell can't do anything productive on their own, the Arabs realised this while yurope was still at civil war.

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>>37634510
I have like 3 more, give me a minuteadsasd

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>>37634510
I actually looked it up and the number is around 365 thousand african slaves, that might be the low number now that I think of it. Also Brazil alone had like 6 million slaves shipped in

I really like cocaine but I get fishscale usually so it becomes worth my money. Honestly stay away from it but it's fun as fuck.
Other than that I usually trip acid but I've done pretty much every drug from weed to meth.

>>37634358
turn it into crack and shoot it up and you'll have more fun

stop doing drugs and get a fucking life you nigger

>>37634251
b u m p

curious to here what robots think it'll be like!

awkward. I'm a 25 year old female virgin, which granted is probably better than bein a 25 year old male virgin, but still I'm way behind all my peers at this point and I'm going to be very vulnerable going into sex or any type of relationship.

>>37634401
Pls be originally my girlfriend.

I seriously hope left is the after.

>>37634226
Your jawline in the first pic was fine desu

>>37634245
didnt change jawline, only angles

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I wish it were so but only originally

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I don't want to ruin this thread with my actual most autistic picture so have this tumblr fanart

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I drew a sonic oc I had as a kid when I was 7 last year in a skype call and have it still for some reason

>>37634147
No because I'm not a dick. Also...
>final act
>Diablo
Nope

>>37634192
Nigga I was too poor for lod

why would this be a problem when it wouldn't affect act 2 or act 3? they can just make a new game for act 4

also can't say I've ever done this, I'm more of a promise forge then leave after act 3 guy

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WHIPPED AND BRANDED

>>37633971
Her feet obviously.

>>37633971
That she's Willa Holland

she may not hire you because of that

>>37633961
You were supposed to finger her, dude.
Hands go in either another man's hands or a girl's pants.

>>37633961
are you some faggot? Shake hands with confidence, firm and strong, regardless of sex.

>>37633926
>robots
>ever leaving the house

>robots
>attending a concert, ever

>robots
>having good enough music taste to go to a ghost concert

I'll take bullshit for 500, Alex

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>>37633963
Come together for Lucifer's son

I would have laughed while I raped you bitch

>>37633788
nigga kangs and nigga qweenz

The Omegans

the boat men

Ask her if she wants to make some popcorn and watch a movie with you

>>37633786
tell her to suck your cock or fuck off

thats what you get for shitposting. you deserve worse

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>>37633605
>She went and slept on your bed

Boy, that's universal girl-speak for 'Fuck Me'.

>>37633605
I've had sex for years now and I've never once worn a condom. Only got tested last year and didn't have any funny diseases even though I hooked up with the smelliest sluts who themselves ended up catching diseases after the fact.

>>37633642
Or he was completely and utterly friendzoned.

Forgot maybe the best one
>Early December
>Had been on nofap for 20 days, horny as fuck
>J had moved to a city 4 hours away from our hometown. I talked her into the two of us drinking and me sleeping at her place, said I was gonna come down for a musical event in the city (which I didn't really care about).
>We get drunk, it's kinda awkward, she gets really cold and won't sit next to me and keeps saying we're just friends
>Next morning she wants me to get out but I'm hung over and tell her I'll go when I wake up
>She leaves for school
>I get up as soon as she leaves, start looking through her computer
>Found some nudes
>Quickly email them to myself
>Open them up on her computer, take off my pants and fap to them, blowing a huge load all over her floor
>Wipe it up and take train home

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bump

I never smoked consistently, so
>mfw nicotine hits the brain

>in shithole state, deep south US
>drinking scotch
>nothing left to smoke
>nothing to do
>feeling depressed and lonely

another self bump

If we get people in here we could have a discussion

it would make me feel better about drinking beer alone