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What did robots do before we had internet?
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>>39033437
We were forced to integrate because there was no escape.
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They sat in caves and painted horses
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>>39033437
>Work 9-5 dead-end jobs, preferably ones that had minimal human contact.
>Have a small group of friends whom you shared hobbies with.
>Throw yourself into whatever hobby you enjoyed (woodworking, model trains, etc.)
>Do this for 30 years
>Die
>Have your corpse found a week later by police doing a wellness check after complaints of the smell
>Public health funeral and cremated
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who here /done horrible things in their life/
i mean, like, baaaaad things
what is the worst thing you have ever done, honestly
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I once got a girl to eat a dandelion growing in my lawn and she threw up. what is the worst thing you've done OP?
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ive been mostly a good person my entire life i dont deserve to be stuck here with "people" like you
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Found tunnels under my university that linked all buildings together. Snuck into the student cafeteria building. Found a large decorated sheet cake slated for a retirement party for a guy named Alan. Drew phalluses and obscenities with food colorings on it. Plastered it on a large glass window in the cafeteria. Alan was probably sad. Fuck that guy.
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ROTE Feels Thread: Hearing Voices Edition 2017-08-13 03:38:30 Post No.39033430
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ROTE Feels Thread: Hearing Voices Edition
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>Be ROTE legionary
>Come home from a campaign on Memers
>ROTE is gone
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>Be me
>ROTE equivalent of Nero
>While eating a Big mac I decide to kill off ROTE
>ROTE legionaries on campaign are jobless now
>Mfw
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>Be me
>Kent slag
>Hate life
any other kent anons feels this? the names Vincent by the way
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>>39033482
IM a kent slag and i know how u feel bro, the names Alex btw
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>got bored of tinder
>made an OK cupid
>chatted with a few QTs
>ran into this cute lil SJW's profile
>was about to make a move on her when I noticed her "assigned male" phone case
>decided to do things a little differently
The conversation thus far. How should I proceed?
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Update. Help me out here, bros
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>>39033412
"Lol ok, wanna go out sometime?"
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>>39033412
surprising she's still responding, ask on her on a date
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What are you currently listening to /r9k/?
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>>39033251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_7wH82rI8
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>>39033251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q92QibNpb0A
Enjoy the music.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgfM6_Am5vE
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What's your favorite movie robots? Mine is pic related. Post yours and rate fellow robot's choices
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This is objectively the best film of all time
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>>39033231
This movie is amazing, you can NOT prove me wrong on this film.
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>>39033579
it's imdb-core pleb garbage for teens who think that fight club is deep and awesome
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Can we get a that kid thread?
>That kid who got drunk and high in his room the night of senior prom
>That kid who's dad bought him the 12 pack of beer in exchange for some pot
>That kid who made wine out of Welch's grape juice then sold it to the normies at school whenever they threw parties
>That kid who talked to himself so much that even the teachers called him out for it
>That kid who was known as "the stoner anime nerd" and consequently never spoken to
>That kid who acted like a complete idiot in front of others just to attempt to fit in and hated himself for it
>That kid who even the teachers hated for being the one smart ass in the class who got A's and B's on all the tests despite never having done any homework
Who were you in high school /r9k/?
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>that kid who only wore a hoodie because his crush always wore one
I still do, I hate women but hoodie are comfy af
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>>39033152
>that kid that popped xanax before class in highschool
I became an addict
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>>39033152
>That kid who acted like a complete idiot in front of others just to attempt to fit in and hated himself for it
ding ding ding
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Any other crossdressers here? I like it because I really like the look of cute and feminine outfits. I have better taste in women's clothing than all the women in my family.
Posting pic of cute girl in cute outfit I'd love to wear.
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>>39032696
>tfw you've worn almost this exact outfit to go out with your bf
I love being a girl (male)
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>>39032696
Yeah, but I'm starting to find it gross and tedious. I feel disgusted just typing this. I already got rid of a lot of my stuff
>>39032718
Take your gay shit elsewhere
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>>39032718
Jealous for you. I would never wear anything but skirts and dresses if I had the choice.
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Any other fembots here wish they had a dick?
l don't think I actually want to be a man, but I look at my vagina and just wish I had a dick sometimes. l hate having a period. I wish I could cum buckets. I am so jealous of males.
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>>39032530
nice try freud
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>>39032530
Seems familiar...
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>>39032530
very good post i appreciate the joke
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non-English speaker so don't expect a well writted thread and replys
>I'm 19yold
>still living with mom (i think thats ok at my age)
>failed the unniversity test so i'm not studying until august 2018
>jobless
my question is: should i get a job and save enough money to move from my mom's house or should i get a job and the next year start being a student again and leave job until i finish university?
what would you do /r9k/?
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also if anybody wants advice on their problems i'm here to help
>GENERAL ADVICE THREAD
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>>39032356
Uni is a meme, especially if you're not academically gifted enough to get into stem.
Go to trade school or whatever technical stuff type education there is in your area.
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>>39032424
i wanted to finish the psychology career bc i'm only good at ssb4
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>everyone is in charge of their own fate
what did normie mean by this?
> trust in God's plan/love
what did God mean by this?
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>>39032346
>everyone is in charge of their own fate
You have to make choices in your life in order to improve it. Even if you fail it's better to try than rot doing nothing.
>trust in God's plan/love
You can't control everything, only your own actions.
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>>39032387
>Even if you fail it's better to try than rot doing nothing.
But if the end result is the same, then isn't it better to not try since you just wasted energy for nothing?
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>>39032346
God's just having fun up there messing with people. Who wouldn't want to create a bunch of species and mess around with them?
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>It's the "Chad force feminizes me and turns me into his cum addicted slut" dream
>Again
How do I fight these nightmares?
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>>39032270
hello i am said chad how can i help you
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>>39032270
>It's the "I kidnap a neet boy and make him a feminised buttslut" dream again
I'm a fembot btw
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>>39032298
Please kidnap me. I will struggle if you want.
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is it worse to have insomnia or diabetes ?
mfw skipped by qt.2.14's on omegle
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>>39032173
I wouldnd't know because i can't compare personally but i know that insomnia is a pain in the fucking ass.
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>>39032173
Type 1 diabetes at least isn't that much of an issue for me, granted I've never known anything else though. Insomnia is probably a bitch.
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Adam, this is Jules. Fight him.
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In this thread: discuss Emergence
Me: saddest boner ever
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can a friend get a quick rundown?
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It's the Evangelion of doujinshi.
<spoiler>an alright production mercilessly overhyped by dweebs who circlejerk over it because "m-muh suffering"</spoiler>
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>>39032065
Why is it sad? She brought about her own destruction.
>turned 20 today
it's not going to get better is it? where did the time go, I feel so old.
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>>39031958
You have to actually put effort in for things to get better.
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>>39031976
Useless normal slime advice.
>>39031958
No it doesn't get better and anyone who says otherwise is a lying sack of shit that had everything handed to them on a silver platter The rest of us actually have to trudge through their bullshit they spew out so you can't advance only fall deeper into despair you can try all you like but in the end regardless of how "successful" you think you are you aren't you are still a failure and someone else made sure of it.
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It will get better if you make it better.