>dumb hicks call soda "coke"
proof that you are all mentally retarded
>dumb Americans argue over whether carbonated beverages should be called "coke", "pop" or "soda"
>not just calling them carbonated beverages or fizzy drinks
>mommy is getting the BBC
unironically is habbening to me irl....why have yall done this
If a 6/10 girl offered you a pity fuck with no strings attached, would you do it?
Every human should be allowed to end his life, we were put in this evil world by a cruel vagina and now we're forced to enslave ourselves 10 hours a day everyday for the rest of our lives.
Look, I want to die, but I don't want to suffer doing so, I want a painless death. Is that much to ask? I don't like going out, I don't like people. People are evil, homo homini lupus. I am a loser, I suck at everything, my genes suck.
Please tell me why euthanasia or assisted suicide is illegal? OMG I'm forced to keep living this shitty life until the day I die naturally. That'd be like 50 years of pure suffering and pain.
You can kill yourself anytime you like. But you can't enlist someone else to kill you because that's assisted murder. And the Supreme Court says the State has a compelling interest in preserving human life.
Been edging this badboy for a half hour
Any fembots down for some phone sex?
>you can't prove me wrong
>being 6'2" is nice, it limits your ability to fuck hot short girls.
>anything over 6'2" is too tall anyways.
>6'0 is too short
>6'1' dudes get to the cute short girls and the tall 5'10 models
You will not Chex mix.
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
HE THINKS IM CUTE AND LETS ME BE THE LITTLE SPOON I LOVE HIM
Why are these so many poltard threads? Can't these fucks go back to their containment board.
Also here's an Elsa Jean
4chan is a containment site.
if you have an issue with people shitposting and expressing views you don't agree with then your on the wrong fucking site.
What is a mother's immediate reaction the second she learns her son has killed himself?
OOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOOD WHAT DID I DO WRONG
MY POOR BABY, I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST HEARD YOUR HEARTBEAT. YOU POOR SWEET CHILD
PLEASE COME BACK, I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS. I'M NOT GOING TOO!
Hey niggers, how does it feel to know you'll never be as superior as whites?
>aquire nudes(vids and pics) of cutest girl in campus through fuckboi friend
>everyone has a crush on her but she has bf(other friend of mine too)
>ig model tier with gigantic tits
>start bumping that shit around and trading them for nudes of other girls as if they were pokemon cards
>show them to bi faggot friend who I thought was trustworthy
>mfw when she's friends with tons of girls
>didnt slip through my mind that he was friends with her
>he tells her
>get confronted by her and let her go through my phone
>I got nothing to hide, thats what Dropbox is for
>she tells me that the faggot told her the girl in the vids had her exact bracelet and bathroom exterior so she extreme doubts me
>tells me shes gonna throw a lawsuit at me if I dont show her and tell her who the provider was
>turn the tables and tell her shes the one whos gonna get the negative impact since shes cheating on her bf and everyone will find out
>basicly blackmailing her
>feels good man
What do next?
>What do next?
Well obviously post them. Please
Continue your porn empire until you have a picture of every roastie on campus. Then print all of them, put all the prints inside your trunk, leave the trunk open and drive around campus.
do you still have your comfy daily moments, when everything is alright, cosy and warm, right?
mine is pic related
>Daddy, how much do I remind you of mommy? :)
>girl on a skateboard smiled at me