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>6'8"
>girls still hate me
height doesn't matter, trust me

>5'8 in California
>taller than most people I see because of the sheer amount of Spics and Chinks

>9'10
>782 lbs
>0.00000000000000002746 body fat
>28 inch dick
>girls still hate me

>>35766143
I don't fap. Never have and never will.

>>35766159

Surely you have at least once? And why won't you?

>>35766185
Nope never fapped. It's degenerate, all I need is the bible.

Wait a dude dude? Did he have long hair makeup and a femenin penis or something? How was it not gay?

>>35766122
>Did he have long hair makeup and a femenin penis or something?

no

>How was it not gay?

I'm horny and desperate

>>35766140
Haha faggot. You didn't even fuck a trap or a sissy.

You're a sodomite scum.

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How to I get my intj oneitis to stop hating me?
I'm infp :c

what is your type and what pet do you own or want to own, if any?

>INFP
>cat

>>35765998
>tfw intj masterrace
awwwwww yea

I'm not against dating black guys, nobody has ever asked me out on a date though. I think my personality clashes with the average black guy since I'm an "Uncle Tom".

>>35766040
>Uncle meme
Niggas b trippin

>implying blacks can be robots
>implying women can be robots

This pic makes me severly depressed.

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>you'll never be 15 and in love
>lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
>not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
>only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
>you're in your 20's now
>gotta get a good job
>gotta be a serious man now
>all the good ones are taken
>maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
>you have missed out on teenage love
>you have missed out on teenage love.

>>35766017
Yeah man, poor girl.

What do you find enjoyable?
I'd say make her look retarded posting a bunch of dumb shirt or flirt with people.
Or post porn and get her account taken down

>>35765947
smart brodie

Can you check her messages? Can you even receive messages on that site?

If so, do it and report what Stacies talk about between them

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>>35765783
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>>35765783
FAKE this was posted on the last thread and made fun of.

>>35765899
I am not a fake person, thank you very much

thx spooky skellington

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>>35765767
>again
What is it like the third fucking time?

>>35765876
Yes it is the third time actually. I don't know why my dad keeps putting up with it.

The last time, he took her on an expensive vacation after he found out to "rekindle their spark" or something

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>>35765741
>Just keep going until you find that one.

>>35765800
Emi too spicy for me

>>35765741
this actually makes me sad
does your dick still work at least?

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>>35765630
Best breed of dog coming through.

Too stupid to judge you.
Too stupid to love you.
Too stupid to be happy to see you.
If everything makes it happy why would you matter?
Crying into a dogs fur is weird and pathetic but I've come to expect that from you people.
It's always there for you because it's a fucking retarded animal you keep locked in your house moron.
I could break your shitty dog's loyalty with a little time and food.
Not worth price in time and resources, you don't need a stinky stupid parasite AKA dog too feel safe at home, assuming you're well adjusted of course which you probably aren't since you're a stupid fucking pet cuck posting on /r9k/ on Friday night. Loser.

>>35765718
that dog looks like my dog (OP) if somebody cut its head off and replaced it with a Chihuahua's head.

>>35765840
A dog depends on you 100%
you're it's whole life
a dog is a light in the darkness, a force of pure good in this horrible world.

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FUCKING DELET THIS
RIGHT NOW
IMMEDIATELY

>>35765606
Life is'nt a race and doesn't revolve around sex.

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>>35765606
Too close to home.
Way too close to home.

>>35765602
Human Dark Spellsword

STR: 13
DEX: 10
CON: 12
INT: 17
WIS: 10
CHA: 8

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>>35765602
Human Wizard

STR: 7
DEX: 9
CON:10
INT: 18
WIS: 15
CHA: 5

>>35765602
Human Wizard
STR: 13
DEX: 10
CON: 15
INT: 17
WIS: 8
CHA: 6
Favourite spell: Tasha's Hideous Sperging(on self)

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>>35765565

i used to spend the vast majority of my time playing MMOs, for over a year now since i've given up on mmos and i can't play single player games for longer than 1-2 hours before i'm bored as fuck

i just spend looking at BBC fucking now, i have 8TB of BBC fucking white slut porn now and am going to have to buy more storage space soon

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>>35765565
Not addicted, but I do enjoy BBCs in general.

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how exactly does your cock not feel sore, are cumming blood or is this the first time you've jacked it in months

>>35765541

The knowledge that I will never go back to the day I first met her

>>35765764
What is it like to even have a "her" tell me please anon. Did you have something?

>>35765898
He prob never even touched her