richfags need to die
Does anyone have any porn where a guy and a girl survive an arctic plane crash and they try to conserve body heat by sleeping in the same sleeping bag and then the guy gets a boner and then they fuck?
If not could you make some pls
Not a porn, but I remember a certain James Bond film (View to a Kill I think?) in which he and some Bond girl are hiding from some assassins in this snowy, cold AF location where they wind up fucking to keep warm.
>tfw 7 inches micropenis
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN A DICKLET
>tfw 11 inch micropenis
>tfw girls only like 16+
This is the leader of America guys
What're the dumbest and smartest boards?
I'd say /sci/ and /biz/ are the smartest
Dumbest boards are /x/ and /pol/
This is how you can tell someone is new. /sci/ is a circle jerk of NEETs and undergrads frantically searching wikipedia articles to support the lie they tell about being some PhD etc. I went there for a few days and was amazed at how dumb they are for a "smart" board. Also computer science isn't a true science.
t. actual microbiology post doc
do they call you back anon?
If I told you once, I've told ya a million times: You've gotta crawl outta that shell of yours and make the first move, Champ. Walk in there, give the manager a firm handshake, and tell him you're the right man for the job. Can't get any simpler than that, Champ.
That photo has been photoshopped at least show stan in all his beauty
I've had multiple women tell me I look like pic related from clockwork orange. I have no confidence now because I resemble a maniac even when I look at my best.
Is there any girls who wouldn't mind this?
>literally no friends
how do I deal with this feel
do you do anything that requires friends?
Yeah I had a group of friends all through high school and they dropped contact with me the minute we graduated, goes to show how real of friends they were
It would literally solve 80% of my problems.
>autumn weather finally here
>cozy shitposting season
>tfw live in Texas
>90+ degree weather every day
So why don't you be productive and learn Japanese? It's not like you have anything better to do.
No matter what I say no girl will ever give me the slightest attention. Honestly is it my face? Am I really that ugly that girls literally flinch if i try to have any contact with them? My first kiss the girl pulled away and said "what the fuck is wrong with your lip" Im fucking done
How long does it take for your prescription to be mailed to your house?
Why don't they make giant Lego bricks, so you could build a real house with them?
Because it would be plastic and rainbow and shit. Also legos are so expensive, imagine how much large ones would be and them custom making you enough to build a house out of. Might as well just use cinder blocks then.