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Bump for curiosity. That seems like a typical porn plot but I'm interested

>if not could you make some pls
if there isn't porn already out there it's definitely not going to be made by /r9k/

>>39236960

Not a porn, but I remember a certain James Bond film (View to a Kill I think?) in which he and some Bond girl are hiding from some assassins in this snowy, cold AF location where they wind up fucking to keep warm.

>7 inches
>micropenis

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>>39236956
>tfw 11 inch micropenis
>tfw girls only like 16+

>>39236956
>3 inch megapenis
It's hard to have sex when your dick keeps getting stuck in your partner's liver. What's it like going balls deep, guys with micro benises?

>>39236911
I would like to inform you since you seem like an angry non american that is obsessed with america, the president doesn't have as much power as you think he does, congress does

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Nice try cuck, brand newww cauntent

>>39236951
Those glasses were nothing but a scam.

>>39236884
>/biz/
>smart
WEW LADDY

>/sci/
>smart
This is how you can tell someone is new. /sci/ is a circle jerk of NEETs and undergrads frantically searching wikipedia articles to support the lie they tell about being some PhD etc. I went there for a few days and was amazed at how dumb they are for a "smart" board. Also computer science isn't a true science.
t. actual microbiology post doc

>>39236884
\b| is clearly the smartest boardad they know what we want. Ylyl and nudes.
And yeah /x/ is the dumbest but than again \pol is pretty fucking stupid as well

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If I told you once, I've told ya a million times: You've gotta crawl outta that shell of yours and make the first move, Champ. Walk in there, give the manager a firm handshake, and tell him you're the right man for the job. Can't get any simpler than that, Champ.

>>39236915
FUCK YOU DAD IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE THEY WANT PEOPLE WITH YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

>>39236796
No. They do not... But thanks for asking, I guess

>>39236769
don't insult me, i am at the very least 9.9

>>39236769
his beauty ends where his jaw begins

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That photo has been photoshopped at least show stan in all his beauty

>>39236714
serial killers get hundreds of love letters, what do you think?

>>39236714
Alex was a good boy. He didn't do anything.

>>39236714
alex is one of the coolest dudes around

>>39236679
dunno

its just something that happens for some people

i dont have any either and i would like some but i would rather have no friends than generic friends that dont care about me

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>>39236679
do you do anything that requires friends?

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>>39236688
Yeah I had a group of friends all through high school and they dropped contact with me the minute we graduated, goes to show how real of friends they were

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I-I-I'll be you friend

NOT!!!!!!!!!. loser

Get a hooker and a therapist. Therapists are basically emotional hookers. Then you've got all your bases covered.

>>39236671

how would it solve your problems?

>>39236629
I like summer. Comfy memories from when I was a kid
I wish I could be a kid again
To enjoy those summers
To enjoy

>ywn watch Rosie and Jim on a Saturday morning while eating frosties
;_;

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>>39236629
>tfw live in Texas
>90+ degree weather every day

Because I'm not a fucking weeaboo.

>>39236619
>So why don't you be productive and learn Japanese? It's not like you have anything better to do.
I want to do this

I'm too stupid. took me about 17 years to get a grasp of basic english

Get hookers.

Problem solved.

>>39236642
I had a hooker over once but she said her #1 rule for "me" was no kissing so I asked if I could cum in her at the end and she just said no

>>39236615
>tfw people like this exist
Nigga, I had my first child at 15. What hell hommie? Just like, fuck a bitch.. Are they not thirsty where you live, big dawg?

Dark web, canadian, or legit?

>>39236618
A legit doctor's prescription.

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Probably like 2 days or 3

>>39236593
I think there might be some safety issues with that senpai

>>39236626
Are you sure? Lego is quite strong. Imagine it at large scale

Because it would be plastic and rainbow and shit. Also legos are so expensive, imagine how much large ones would be and them custom making you enough to build a house out of. Might as well just use cinder blocks then.

>>39236562
Shit nigga, how TF did you do that senpai.

Like shit ain't lit, desu.

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>>39236878
The fuck, I typed famm and instead got senpai

>>39236562
Post pics of you popping it.