>Americans still do circumcisions
Reminder that a dried up cock is not ok to girls.
American girls are just brainwashed by your absorbed jewlture, how does it feel, being cucked by a religion?
Girls out of your borders want healthy and pink dicks, well moisturized and not dried up looking
>B-but the hygiene
Washing your dick is hard, yea.
>B-but my stds
Splashing your dick in soap and water is hard, I get it
>B-but I last longer
So if you're shit a sex, that you can't pleasure a girl before u cum (foreplay is a thing), it's because of your foreskin.
"Lasting longer" is a meme.
If your dick is amputated you do not deserve a virgin neither a good girl, you choose to expose your cock so get a mutilated bitch too.
No amputees here.
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>>36994757
Also, you're literally fucking hookers and niggers and cry about std.
Well, you burgers aren't knew for being smart.
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>>36994757
Uncut cocks are the male equivalent of a roastie
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>>36994988
So keeping your dick as you're born is now being a male roastie?Still mad that your mother mutilated you?
ITT: Post your real name and rate other names.
I amSergei.
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My real name isJessie
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Oscar
I like your name, it's pretty cool.
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Rumi.
I like your name Sergei.
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I want to redpill some normies.
>5 years later and she's still on your mind
>she's on all fours getting railed from behind
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>you're doing your best to not think about her
>she's enjoying the taste of Chad's baby batter
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>>36994706
your poem is already finished
but if you really want another couplet
>masturbator mania and your fancies break loose
>rousing the big black bull in her sloppy caboose
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>you twist and you turn in the feels
>she's unzipping Chad's banana peel
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someone please hire me
i need a job and i'm desperate
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>>36994614
get on ur knees and start sucking
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fuck off normie
what grows in fields
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i can't hire you but i own my house so you can live with me as long as you submit to my will and become my fuckslave
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What would you name your daughter if you had one robots?
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>>36994516
Yasmin.
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Subtle race mixing thread detected! Don't fall for it robots.
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Elise
Helene
Maeva
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How do I find a qt girly boyfriend like this?
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You fuck off to your containment board, /lgbt/ or even /soc/.
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>>36994268
>How do I find a qt girly boyfriend like this?
by posting on /r9k/ of course! That's where all the cute girly boys are~
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Kiwi posts on /lgbt/.
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those of you with jobs I have a question 2017-05-13 08:21:56 Post No.36994220
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those of you with jobs I have a question
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what happens if you were scheduled a day off and you planned on reading books and learning or going out on a date but the boss asks that you come to work.
has this happened to you?
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I'm beta so I always go in anyway, even if I really don't want to. I find it difficult to tell people no.
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>>36994220
I work extra when asked, but the exact situation you describe hasn't happened cos bossman isn't a total fuckhead. If I book time I get it.
I'd say no.
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>have works number saved
>never ever pick up when they call
You owe them nothing anon its your day off
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How do I go about making my friend into my cock hungry bf, he's a qt 3.14 trap but he says he's strait I really don't believe he is (he wears make up and acts very feminine he's also told me that he wants to wear women's clothes) but I can't just tell him about my feels for him, how do I ease him into being gay? (I think it's important to mention he has a very slight case of autism but I don't care I know he's the one for me.) (Also I think he thinks I'm straight but he has suspicious.)
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Just get him drunk and fuck him
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>>36994186
Show him that gay trap hentai shit, but pretend it is a joke.
"Dude, look at this shit I found on the internet, lol!"
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>>36994272
He's straight edge.
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I miss Cebruz, this board was a lot better when he was posting, instead of all this new age bullshit.
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>>36994156
He posts EVERY FUCKING DAY with his retarded, autistic bullshit. He contributes literally nothing to this board, unless you consider "where my tomoko boyfriend" and "dude weed lmao" in his incredibly fragmented and terrible English (which is amazing considering how long he's been posting, it's almost as if he's a high school dropout) and talking about how all of his imaginary friends worship him.
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>>36994197
I'm a high school drop out and I could write circles around you.
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>>36994291
DO IT INSTEAD OF SHITPOSTING NIGGER
Anonymous
Man admits to duping women into sex for porn 'rehearsals' 2017-05-13 07:57:27 Post No.36993763
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Man admits to duping women into sex for porn 'rehearsals'
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gets 10 years in prison why are women so subhuman
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Why does this guy get ten years in prison? People lie all the time for sex.
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>>36993789
Because women are adult children that need to be sheltered
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>>36993789
Also he is not 8/10 or above
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Haven't seen one in a while and since they're the only reason I come on this board, I figured I'd make one!
What's your most beloved drug? Most hated? What's the most dangerous quantity of something you've taken?
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>>36993752
>Loved
Weed
LSD
>Hated
Mushrooms
>Meh
Booze
>Would like to Try
MDMA
MDA
Amphetamine
Ayahuasca
Drugs are fun but my fragile mental state and fear of HPPD has kept me away from them recently
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>>36993813
Same, desu. Especially because life is looking up for me, I really can't afford olney's lesions or any of that brain damage shit even though I really love DXM and would love to try it again.
Also, about to try shrooms, why are they so much worse than acid? Usually i hear the opposite.
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>DXM+nitrous
>mfw
>>36993860
olneys lesions have never been observed in humans
just wait x weeks after a trip to the xth plateau and you'll have no long term effects from robotripping
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>he does the virgin Ieg cross
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Your Ieg should be diagonal and not horizontal, you fucking nerds.
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>>36993356
Why do whites drink alcohol still? It's the time of lean.
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Iook at this dork
ori
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Real robots (straight men), please describe your ideal gf.
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>>36993304
this is funny. I used to have an "ideal gf" but where I live, the society and the whore-girls over here have totally changed my mind. I only want a loyal and pretty gf. Thats all
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one that would take me as i am
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>>36993304 fat butt, B tits, pierced nipples, semi fat / fat lips, white skin-Asian level tan at the most
Anonymous
Age of attraction thread 2017-05-13 07:25:29 Post No.36993161
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Draw a line to show what ages you're attracted to.
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>>36993161
This is what I would be attracted to/used to be attracted to before I became only attracted to 2D
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only truru anwar
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>>36993308
kys pedoscum virgin
>brother leaves his room to go take a shower
>enter his room, his fleshlight he just used is on the bed
>feel horny, take out my cock and j-j-jam it in his fleshlight full of a foamy, hot mix of lube and cum
>cum after like 2 minutes, it feels too good
>leave his fleshlight just where I found it, go back to my room
He'll never know.
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my little bro is a cool dude, bit of a chad
i'm proud of him for leaving my lifestyle behind and glad that he doesn't make fun of me for being what i am
thank you A.P.
fuck this gay thread
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>>36993157
This is gay origamo
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>>36993211
Good for you anon. Thank you Action Points. Fuck this gay world.