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spring break for quarter system unis edition

i'm at my house browsing and watching netflix high and eatin leftovers, how's break for other quarter uni bots?
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generally feeling depressed and hate myself

only one grade came out so far, got an A-
Realized I made a lot of mistakes on my calc 2 final, probably forgot to add the +C on a lot of integrals but can't remember. Will probably get a B sadly even though I aced the midterm.

Worrying about my future and the fact that in my third year I didn't score any internships and will probably be a miserable unemployed failure. I don't have any experience and everything demands experience to just get off my feet.
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>>35815763
Haven't start a report that was due 3 days ago
>I'm lazy and worthless
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>>35815896
have you gotten a wageslave job yet? I'm a sophmore and having the extra cash/experience is really nice, especially since it's a comfy campus job

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Do you think it will be legal to date androids in the future?
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It's illegal now?
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>>35815688
it better be. once we have robot waifus women will be nearly useless.
unless old roastie feminists ruin it like they did age of consent laws
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>>35815688
people already marry their cars

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>when asian people who moved to America name their daughters Kimberly, Tiffany or something like that
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It's called assimilation. Part of why they're a "model minority"
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>>35815659
What is honestly wrong with that, OP?
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>>35815659
>black girl's name
>lakenshanesha

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would you marry a FOB to wear off the loneliness?
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>>35815654
>big sweater
>pounds of makeup
>filters
man she must be nearing 300 pounds
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what? who gives a s
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>marry
Why the fuck would I do that ? Existing evidence suggest I'd end up miserable
>Fob = non white
Nope

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sharing my pepe rate it plz
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>>35815620
really good m8
oregorgigignaldo
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>>35815620
Really good but why so much white space?
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because white people are surrounding the muslimamo's

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Well here we go again my friends
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>>35815545
is that a tampon or what
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>>35815545
Whut habben do yur butthoel
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>>35815569
Pretty bad nosebleed from drinking

>>35815593
Nothing ,not my budhol


I'm gonna go lay down

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how do i prevent shitting my pants after hanging myself?
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>>35815471
Shit them before you hang yourself
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>>35815471
Take a big shit before hanging yourself?
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>>35815471
Wear a buttplug. You should probably also be wearing a batman costume too, so it looks like a sexual thing that went wrong and not a suicide.

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>dad wants me to major in Engineering
>not smart

An hero when?
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>>35815402
Noone enrolls in a degree "smart" dumbass, thats why you're paying all that money, for them to teach you
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>>35815490
You need to be smart to understanding the concepts obviously and get accepted into the field

herr durr
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Depends where you go as to whether it is going to be as bad as you think. It won't be easy no matter where you go, but there can be a big difference between hard, and I-want-to-end-my-life-this-is-so-impossible hard.

If you go somewhere which offers it and the program is not massively acclaimed, which usually means it weeds out the weak, then yuo might find it a bit easier, and even so you can go far with just hard work even if you say you are not smart.

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>women would rather be cheated on by chad over and over and over again than be with you
What does that say about you?
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>>35815398
Just proves timelessly and timelessly again the alpha fucks/beta bucks theory. It may be gay and neckbeardy, but its true. Seen it in action myself.
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>>35815445
And that's why I always treat women horrible in person. Feels great
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>>35815445
All it proves is that women have no moral compass.

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>make a post in a thread
>someone replies to me
>calls me stupid and BTFOs my entire opinion and makes fun of me

>close the tab
>hide the thread
>close the browser
>go lay down with a pillow on my face
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This is a good thread I can relate to
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>>35815377
>not calling them names then closing the thread acting like you won
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Just reply to his post with "BTFO" or something, on an anonymous website no one can see you switch sides. Unless you're one of those dumb weebs who get off on being bullied, in which case I guess it can't be helped.

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>claims to be a robot
>has no trouble expressing emotions
If you've got no problem giving off vibes happiness, anger, misery, etc. instead of being a blank slate, you can't seriously call yourself a robot.
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>>35815362
What happens with me is that I'm emotionally unstable. I can't maintain friendships because I validate between holding all my frustration in and trying to not be controlling, needy, or judgemental, and eventually exploding when I'm done trying to hold back and I just rage quit and bridge burn all social ties.
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>tfw you co worker keeps on making hints that you think you're going to snap because you don't express emotion
>Literally don't even care about any of it all
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being a robot isnt black and white, its kinda like an onion... layers....

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Stop saying I'm a cuck.
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OK. I'll stop saying I'm a cuck.
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>>35815307
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No.
>poop bag
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And just to let you know, guys, your responses will be up on my channel soon. Love ya.

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why do fat Asians look like giant babies?
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>>35815258
She's pretty sexy for a baby.
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ls that why I like them so much?
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>>35815434
you like fucking giant babies, asshole?
your practically a pedophile

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My 18 yo sis wants to marry a 40 yo musician loser. how can i stop this without resorting to violence / sharia law.
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>>35815251
Get him really drunk and stage her walking in on him with a prostitute
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>>35815251
Sounds like a good investment. She'll divorce him in 3 years tops and have a tidy income stream.
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>>35815251
is she aware that she's going to give her best years to a guy who will not be able to provide for any children she might want to have and will leave her a widow for decades?

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REEEEEEEEEEEE

MANLETS ARE NOT A MEME GIRLS ACTUALLY THINK LIKE THIS

I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS
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Anyone else remember the time when the manlet meme was not forced into real life and taken into use by brainless normies and stacies
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It was never a meme it was always real

When will they learn
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5'7" is tall for a girl. 5'4" is normal height, while below that would be short girl territory. I hate the manlet meme.

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