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WE LIVE IN CITIES YOU NEVER SEE ONSCREEN, NOT VERY PRETTY, BUT WE SURE KNOW HOW TO RUN THINGS
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>>39393315
CUT OUR teeth on DIAMOND RINGS IN THE MOVIEEESSS.
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LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS, THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING
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glass on the pavement under my shoe

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In light of the new school year, lets talk about some of our worst memories from highschool/uni
Ill start

>be me 7 years ago
>be 15
>be a complete autist fag that doesnt talk to any girls
>start trying to talk to girls
>get treated like am an alien
>talk to my crush for a while and make stupid jokes to her
>stupidly think she likes me even though she was just being nice
>start following her around to her classes
>try really hard to make her my gf
>one day i get an ego boost and decide to ask her out to prom
>go to her locker in the morning all dressed up with flowers
>ask her out in front of everyone
>her friends are laughing like crazy and she loudly said "ew no im sorry"
>realize how stupid i was
>run to the bathroom and cry like a little bitch for like half an hour
>got bullied almost daily because of it
>become a silent neet from then on
>still think about it almost weekly

That was painful just typing that
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That sounds rough but
>7 fucking years ago
It's normie tier advice but it's all I got: forget about it and move on
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>long time ago
>be me
>really like a girl
>too much of a pussy to talk to her
>years go by
>she is going to leave the school
>friends make me talk to her
>I do it because it's my last chance
>we become friends
>she leaves the school
>around half a year later
>she comes back to the school
>spend every break with her
>my family hates her
>she knows, she has heard mean things from my family
>I distance myself so she doesn't get any more damaged
It's been almost two years since the last time we talked, I still miss her
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>don't get a date for prom
>go anyway
>only kid at prom with no date
>get bullied on dance floor by popular student council clique
>they made a slideshow for the prom of our school's senior year
>they only put photos of themselves
>fall asleep in limo on way back
>crush gets fingered by Chad in tent that weekend on camping trip I attended hoping to hook up with a girl for the first time (her)
JUST

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>hating irl people because they are probably shitting on u and schemin on ur back
>password manager
>change syntax everywhere everytime
>use vpn
>think about how people can hurt u quickly and what would be their motive
>crypted hdds
>rationally thinking about how nobody notice u or care about u but still having the thought that the people are trying to get something from you
>hate relationship because they may force me to reveal some of my informations to other peoples
>get quickly suspicious about people even ivl even for nothing and end up blocking/ignoring them
>everything set 'super private' on the internet


Am i paranoid or just being carefull ?
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I don't think anyone cares enough about me to waste their time scheming some elaborate ruse to ruin my life.

Then again, maybe numerous people have and I've just been to dumb to notice.
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You're doing the right thing, most people are backstabbers in the end, i'm no exception.
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>>39393180
Yeah but its hard for me to appreciate relationship with other people if i'm always afraid of loosing them etc

I end up stalking them (if its possible) and then annoy them

but at the same time revealing stuff about yourself to other people is bad imo, and i'm only talking about the kind of personnal stuff like fetish or a huge secret but even about the like of your 'tastes' in term of music, movies etc

and its not about tastes being made fun of, no, if it only was

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Post and rate girlfriends.
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please take this thread to either >>>/b/ or >>>/soc/
thank you
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She's always been by my side. Love her lots
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no-one here has a girlfriend lmao thats the point
nice try tho

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>If you are above 18 years old and you still a virgin... you are pathetic! they should commit suicide hahaha, what do you think about it, anon?
what do
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>>39392899
guess ill go kill myself
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>>39392899
I lost my khv when i was 23 with my first gf so i dont know. A lot of robots see virginity like some kind of disease. Just be urself
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>>39392919
A lot of hoes around here don't want to fuck a virgin, they're just looking for a good lay. So being a virgin is kind of a disease I guess if you've missed your chance in school

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I'm tired of having to hold back who I am to best fit in with normies. How do I stop giving a fuck?
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>>39392888
it's all about your breathing. getting oxygen to your brain makes you control all the stimuli coming at you which makes you better at handling your anxiety
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>>39392888
'mirin those trips my nigga. Good job.
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You wont find answers here on this forum, especially by the type of people that use it. This is a deep spiritual question that cant be summarized, since there are so many factors to it. Fuck you if you disagree.

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Is this what an actual fembot would be like?
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>>39392779
>literal rape
>only get 6 years
Pussy pass, man.
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all she needed was make up and to tweak her hair and could of been a 100 times more attractive, it looks like she was trying to make herself ugly. Women do it sometimes to discourage men
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>>39392924
No duh she was trying to deter men, she wanted to fuck a woman

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>the face I make when robot cucks say they can't get laid because women are too slutty
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>>39392734
your face is mad gay faggot
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>>39392791
you tell em off, robot!
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>>39392791
>>39392818
you're just angry that you can't get a real woman even if you sorry beta fucks tried

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It's all genetics. Realized that there are about three genetic tiers that will shape your life. You can be all 3, god tier Chad; 2 demi-god tier Chad; or just 1, possible Chad - probably a Normie. But, missing all 3 almost guarantee's inceldom.

1. Born with 8+ looks face.

2. Born with physical prowess; pick up a weights and look like the Rock 2 weeks later, almost guaranteed sports scholarships, possible pro athlete, etc...

3. Born with 130+ IQ.


If you get none of the 3, the best you can hope for is low level Normie, but otherwise almost guaranteed inceldom. The only thing that will bail you out is if your family is very wealthy, but if your family genetics are that bad the only way they will probably get any large sum of money is blind luck, so it will be lost or wasted within a generation, or less
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>>39392662
Genetics determine the global physical traits but upbringing consolidates them.
If you have twins and raise one with all he needs while you raise the other in poverty and hunger, the first is obviously going to be smarter and stronger than the second one. Despite both having the same genes.
Stop blaming your problems on genetics if you're just a sack of shit. There are people with actual genetic diseases who have made it.
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>>39392853


long winding comment by obnoxious Normie, to say,

tl dr, your genetics suck, mind didnt so fuck you
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>>39393038
I've got scoliosis, poor eyesight, I'm colorblind, I've got asthma, one of my legs is shorter than the other, I've got pectus carinatum and I can't seem to gain weight.
And that is only the problems I've got from genetics, not the ones I've had to deal with because of external reasons.
Do I let that affect me and mope around going "oooh noo, I have scoliosis and asthma, I can't carry my groceries upstairs" "oh no my eyesight is bad, I can't draw from reference" "oh no my left leg is too short, I can't run" ? I sure as hell don't, because I'm not gonna let a small shortcoming prevent me from doing what I want.

With that blogpost aside, the point is that no, genetics aren't the end of all things, IQ is worthless without application, strength is worthless without training, looks are useless without social skills.
All of those can go to waste, anyone can get an aneurysm and lose half of its brain's faculties, anyone can get a spine injury and become unable to move, anyone can get an accident that will disfigure them.

I WANNA HAVE SEX RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW. I WANNA FILL UP A GIRL'S VAGOO WITH MY WILLY MILK. I DON'T WANNA BE A VIRGIN. I'VE HAD ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
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You must remain virgin and accept your fate
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Install tinder and git gud
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>>39392641
Shit anon. Just pay an escort. Some of them are fine as fuck. Dont be a pussy bitch.

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You know when you get a feeling when talking to someone and that theyre just weird or off? Not in a "teehee anons such a creep" weird, I mean like that sort of cautious and wary of them?

Is there a name for this because I sometimes experience it with complete strangers
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>>39392637
It's our instincts and subconscious telling us that the person is a poor choice for a friend/lover/partner/ally/leader.
The funny part is that it literally is the same thing as the "anons such a creep". People can smell the robot on you, just like how you can smell it on them.
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>>39392637
it's because they know.
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>>39392720
No its not, its not the feeling that theyre a creep, its the feeling theyre a weird sociopath

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>One shot at life
>Be born in Eastern Europe
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>>39392597
but what if
>born in Eastern Europe
>moved to Western Europe
been here since age 5 and it's going ok
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>>39392597
>one shot at life
>jackpot the 4% chance of being born in America
feels good man
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>>39392597

You can take the slav out eastern europe.

But you can't take the eastern europe from the slav.

You are what you are friend.

Find a slav qt make the best of it.

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Should I hire an escort or embrace my closeted bisexuality and ask this feminine gay guy on facebook to have sex and when he comes over get drunk so I'll be less inhibited? Been over a year since I had sex and I'm getting sick of this shit. I need relief.
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>>39392569
Why do you want to have sex? Why is the fact you haven't had sex in a year troubling?
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>>39392696
It's exciting and I feel lonely and physical intimacy and sexual release would feel nice
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>>39392726
Don't you think finding a more stable source of physical intimacy and sexual release would be better in the long run? This isn't a game your guy friend isn't just going to suck you cock. Or better yet find a better alternative Religion perhaps?

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Daily reminder that no one cares about you. Maybe not even your family.
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You're wrong, everyone deeply cares about each other
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yeah, I know. Life's just beautiful.
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>>39392565
I care for everyone, Ill try to help if I can.
Is it that uncommon to not be a piece of shit and wanting other people to be happy?

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1) Search and call "Open MicRadio" on Skype. You will go straight to air.
2) Say your piece
3) Hang up
Note: If you go on too long or if we can't hear you properly, I may cut you off. Other than that, there is no editorial / censorship from me.

Taking calls for the next two hours.

Watch/listen here: www.youtube.com/channel/UCqL-rgiiTQVB9rzhxAFJptQ/live
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this is neet
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I wish this ran 24/7 what a good idea I'm gonna steal it and monetize this. How do you make it work, op?
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>>39392500
Hey cunt give me a discord instead I have stuff to say and a real nice mic, aint nobody got time for skype

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