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anyone else feel like they have autism on a switch?
>can be a normie who sets the pace for a social gathering
>can be a r9k beta retard that cant understand people
>all depending on my mood which i cannot control
is there a name for a mental disorder like this? can autism be like this, or is it something else? im honestly asking, im not trying to be a special snowflake but theres legitimately something fucking weird about me.
>inb4 ree normie get out
im still a virgin and shut-in at the end of the day
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>>37393043
Holy fuck this is exactly me. Irl I look like a Chad but i'm too much of a Beta to get a gf.
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>>37393043
Do you have friends/acquaintances? And if you do, do you notice how much more relaxed and social you are around them than when you're alone with new people? If so, you're no different than any other shy person.
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>>37393043
holy shit me too. I feel ya
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>forgot i dont own a table
>go outside and find a chair
>nice two milk crates too
rate my tendies
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>>37393021
You're gonna make it friend!
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>>37393021
i wouldn't mind living like this as long as my internet was fast
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>>37393083
send money please.... like 5 bucks
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>"Hey anon! Watchu doing in here all by yourself? You should come over to my place for dinner!"
What do you do?
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Please don't eat me
You have been mooted
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>>37393012
Bring over a bottle of MD20/20 and eat the shit out of some fried catfish.
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>>37393012
End up growing old together surrounded by our loving children and grandchildren, having made the best decision of my life
T H I C C
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>Anon for the last fucking time im a virgin, now LICK!
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>>37392878
I bet they taste like vinegar... Lmao
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>>37392878
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*loud slurping noises*
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Rate my duck liver pate avec du wine.
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Am i not a sophisticated gentleman?
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Looks like dank hash
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why are you eating that?
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Tell us about you weed expertise. How do you recommend someone finding a new hookup in a new town?
Also, any botanical fags around? I've tried planting about 100 old seeds in that last two week and have seen nothing. Do seeds have a shelf life? I've had them sealed, but no luck. any pointers? i've been planting them in a pot with miracle grow soil, but still haven't seen anything
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>>37392731
>tfw my weed dealer is my mom
is that cool or is it pathetic?
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>>37392779
Kinda cool but in your case probably pathetic
>>37392731
Any family or colleagues smoke? You could try going to the head shop the owner of the one here tried selling us spice and weed but it's out in the boonies.
He was pretty cool though let people light right up in his shop.
I guess just walk around a campus at night if that fails maybe post on Craigslist no one gives a shit if you buy $25 bucks worth of weed
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I've got a rum and coke and my lights are off so this would be a good thread for the boys to crowd around and share weed stories.
first time i got high was in a jaccuzi with my friends joel and konner. it was my first time so i was a lightweight. three hits off a bowl and i was dumb baked.
i sunk halfway into the water and started saying random shit. colors, verbs and adjectives; my mind was racing and my mouth couldn't keep up with what i was saying.
we ate 24 tacos and cinnabon delights from t-bell. after that we went inside, dried off and fell asleep in konner's basement.
i have a few more stories. anyone wanna hear?
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I want to cum inside a girl so badly right now. I want to feel her warm vagina around my cock, and I want to pump my semen inside her until she can't take any more.
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>>37392698
same here, OP. This is the most tormenting feeling ever, I can't do this anymore. I'm seriously contemplating just fucking an escort
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>>37392740
There there, anon.
Try not to think about it too much.
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Sucks to be you innit
t. roastie
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I have what most of you want. A fembot girlfriend.
Just AMA.
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Why can't I hold ALL the melons? :(
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"fembots" don't exist and it especially doesn't make sense here because anybody who has a significant other is not a robot by definition.
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>>37392610
Wasn't it kiwi's though ?
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Why aren't you learning to be a carpenter, robots? Ladies love them
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bumping for self improvement via carpentry
also, contruction general i guess
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Yes. Learn how to make rabbit hutches, garden planter boxes, and shelves. Women love that.
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>>37392671
this guy gets it, bitches love rabbits
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one of these threads my lads
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heres the template if someones too lazzy
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>>37392432
is this a joke post
anon you cannot be that incompetent
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>>37392432
lmao you dumb fucko
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/prostitution general?/
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Robots im curious, whats stopping you from going to backpage and getting a hooker?
Pros
>no dating bullshit
>no longer a KHHV
>experience something new
>gain confidence
>you get to choose your girl
>fetish central
Cons
>may be a cop
>aint free
>slight risk of std
Why not use those neetbucks the wagies worked so hard for to get yourself sum pussy?
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Backpage is trash, join a review site & screening service to find girls who really do the kinky shit
FYI most girls on backpage only offer CBJ/CFS
Also there are alot more crazies, scammers, pimps and thugs
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I'm black
sjfdjsfdjsf
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wasn't there just an anon in another thread who got busted at a massage parlor? kek
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rip me
6/6/1991 - 5/30/2017
I loved you all
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>>37391726
May as well wait for your birthday to roll around first
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>>37391726
whats an old guy like you doing on here
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>>37391726
Why'd you choose that of all pictures to be that last one you post? Not cracking wise here just curious. Also can you at least greentext the story of how you got to this point?
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please reply uniquely to this thread
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a regiment of headless mannequins swaddled in the height of fashion
is all you need to know about western culture
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>>37391694
please reply uniqueIy to this thread
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>>37391694
I found happiness at last.
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what tests have the doctors done on you?
have you been diagnosed?
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Early onset Parkinsons, I'm 27 but was diagnosed last year
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>>37391688
I read an article a few years ago that daily exercise helps with Parkinsons
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>>37391644
Psoriatic arthritis affecting my hands, feet and spine. The good news is now that I've been properly diagnosed, I might be able to sleep, walk or stand up straight without excruciating pain again someday.
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describe ur most influential people? 2017-05-31 02:13:04 Post No.37391176
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describe ur most influential people?
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describe ur most influential people.
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mine are literally a dog, a girl, and guy
the dog barked when I told her the woman's name that I loved, I had told that dog many secrets
the guy is a gay genius
the girl is a genius who has always been there for me even when I beat her up and threatened to
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>>37391257
one cool thing about the girl is that she asks for space when she needs it
the dog is a girl
the dude has the strongest frame in the world
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>>37391282
the dog amuses herself by running in circles, it's the cutest thing in the world