Would you rather
>be cursed to live in the sea as a half human half fish monster for all eternity
>live as a half human half bird type monster in the mountains for all eternity
>live in the mountains eating mountain goats and whatever else I please
>swoop down into the valleys and terrorize the townsfolk
>steal riches from lands far and near and hide them deep in an inaccessible mountain cave
>when the urge hits, fly down to the valleys and snatch a pure maiden girl to ravage her on a mountaintop
Sounds pretty dope OP where do I sign up?
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Elliot Rodger's 26th Birthday edition
I started crying while jerking off today because it reminded me of how lonely I am. I can't even enjoy the simple things anymore, it hurts so bad
The same thing happened to me about 2 weeks ago. I felt so fucking guilty after I came because I was jerking off to a roastie that I'll never fuck, while she was probably getting pounded by Chad, there I was getting off to a picture of her.
Life is not fair.
why do girls always take selfies of them kissing their feet?
they exist as dick teases. women's existence is to tempt us, you heard about the bible right?
pretty much every religious text talks about women.
but that's the patriarchy and misogyny and all that (even though it's been said since the beginning of time XD)
>tfw got black girlfriend
We haven't had sex yet. I met her on Counter Strike. My dad is flipping the fuck out, nigger this, nigger that. What do?
He probably knows she's an autofag. Dads have a sense about these things
just break up with her so you don't risk putting another shitskin into this world. Get a GF your own race.
Give him the silent treatment until he agrees to stop the racism and hate.
>iq doesn't mean anything, jus be urself
I'm not a kissless virgin like most of you fagots but not had sex in a while. Went on a dating website and the first girl who responded lived 5 mins away from me. She's not that attractive, is 25 (I'm 24) with 2 kids who are 9 and 2. So she had her first kid at 16. She's obviously trash, should I bang her for a laugh or what lads?
I guess. I've don't it, her kids were 10 and 5 and she had her first at 14. She took my virginity. I met her online in the 90s. I wouldn't trade the experience for anything.
She looks fucking awful, I say don't go for it. She holds the image of a class A skank so I don't think you'd even laugh looking back at it, all you will be doing is fucking a gaped and most probably unhygienic sarlacc pit.
How's her body? Does she has a nice ass and a nice pair of tits?
IT'S NOT FAIREEEEE
>born in post-commie country
It's a good idea to fap before going to beach right?
I fear sometimes that if I pleasure myself in the morning I'll reduce the enjoyment if I ever get a sexual from a girl that day.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a kv but I still fear that I'm going to miss out on enjoying myself if the unthinkable would happen that particular day.
How do you ensure that your gf doesn't cuck you? It seems that no matter where you go or what you do they always will
Fapfictions featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3
Check them out please:
You can post a review without an account necessary so I'd appreciate it if you did
King of the Hill:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9908747 (Fourth and final chapter)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter three)
>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
So is it true that women don't have pride and their only goal in life is to find a man and have a family?
It is difficult for anyone to completely ignore their biological imperative.
Even more so when instead of obstacles in your path to completing it, you have dozens and dozens of partners willing and offering to help you achieve it.
Alright guys, I'm gonna tell you my story and let you know how doomed robots really are.
All throughout high school, I never talked to girls cause I was scared shitless of them. I had a small friend circle and we always got into trouble as that was the only attention we would get.
I took an engineering course after high school and dropped out after 2 years cause my life spiralled out of control due to drug addiction. College life was the same where I only had like 2 friends (my roommates) and never spoke to girls.
So now, I joined another college and thought this would be a fresh start.
Between colleges, I was diagnosed with bi-polar disorder and social anxiety and was(still am) on prescription drugs, so that helped me a bit.
So in this new college, I went out of my way to be social, even with girls. Everyone's new so I went around introducing myself and made small talk. Surprisingly, it was easy and I was initially happy at the progress I was making.
But then, I started to notice them being unintended in me. They just drifted away, but seemed to get along with each other.
Now the people I used to talk a lot to don't even say hi when they walk past me. Now I'm all alone on campus - I sit in class by myself, eat alone, walk about alone.
I'm average looking and in good shape.
So fellow robots, some people are just not meant to be with other people. Loneliness is the only true friend we have. Social life is not meant for us.
>inb4 failed normie
>when even normies are starting to repost shit like this
Don't you mean
>have been for years
Its always 100% ironic because being 'depressed' is the funny meme for normies right now.
>'lmao i want to die'
I FUCKING HATE NORMIES WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TRIVIALIZE THIS SHIT. I WANT TO LITERALLY DIE AND EVERYONE THINKS ITS A STUPID FUNNY NORMIE MEME