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Just released I could be dox'ed because I got to a 24 hour gym

Oh well its not a big deal, been jumped by 10 people before, whats a dox going to do to me
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I was going to ask out a girl in my class today, but when I tried to start a conversation, she wouldn't even look at me when I spoke.

I thought maybe I could get the edgy, reclusive girl, but not even she wants me.
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>childhood is spent feeling irrationally positive emotions
>teenage years spent feeling irrationally negative emotions
>adult life spent feeling a rational balance of both positive and negative, depending on stimuli
Which phase is the best one?
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>>38317496
Childhood. But without the parental protection ensuring your naivety for stuff you couldn't understand, it would never be possible.
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So, essentially, the question is,
>Would you rather be constantly happy, constantly unhappy, or feel a healthy range of emotions like a normal person?
I think the right answer is obvious here.
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>>38317496
>childhood is spent feeling irrationally positive emotions
>adult life spent feeling a rational balance of both positive and negative, depending on stimuli
Speak for yourself, fucking faggot.

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>Filling out job application
>Didn't copy my phone number properly and accidently pasted the URL of the last hentai I read into the text box
>Don't notice until I get a glance of it as I click the submit button
How fucked am I lads
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>>38493477
You could always try elsewhere, Champ. But remember...
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>>38493500
It was Shindol
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>>38493477
hahaha holy shit
maybe they'll hire you to meet their retarded diversity hires quota

>a year passes by
>become weaker and stiffer
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c u c k a n d p r o u d perhaps?
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Cucklet
kpfginhuiodtnbhjkl
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All cuckposting needs to stop.


It is better to live as a virgin than to be a cuck. Cuckoldry is disgusting, pathetic and evil.

Does anyone hate getting haircuts? The lady who cut my hair fucked up my hair and pushed back my hairline too much..now I've been growing hair for 1 month and am starting to get baby hairs around my hairline any of you niggers know a way that I can get my natural hairline back?
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Just shave it off and let it grow back naturally senpai

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Just a friendly reminder to be as mean as possible to all /r9k/ users who:
>a) are normie
>b) are not khv's
>c) have left the house in the last week
And most importantly
>d) attempt to promote propoganda of any sort, whether that is ideological or personal

I have high hopes for this board, despite the general sense of anguish around the future. We are nearing a new purification, it will just be a matter of attitude for those of you who are actually interested. The fate of this board relies on no one but you and your protection of the purity of salvation, and I think together we can create a safe space for all of us remainders of the one true cause, namely, one love and I have a severe cause of autism and please help me.
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Friendly reminder that "robots" and "normies" aren't real, your life is pathetic, and nobody would miss you if you killed yourself.
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>>38317581
I see what you did there, friend ;)
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>>38317378
Does having a job and renting your own apartment count as being a normie? I'm still a KHV and have no friends :(

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>tfw you have control over people in other dimensions to where what you do here affects them horrifically
>become too afraid to do certain mundane things like shut certain doors
this may sound like larping but i unironically believe in these things simply because they feel so real to me. It's har to even tell whats real and whats not anymore... fuck
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>>38317300
go see a shrink schizo
i see neetbux in your future
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>>38317399
B-but we're all nuts waiting to be cracked open by dem squirrels senpai

Anyone could sound cray cray once he gives da shrink a bad impression
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>>38317399
yea I'm pretty confident im a skitzo, neetbux sound cozy but being free from all of this would be amazing.

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Very drunk. Should be clocking in tomorrow at 6am, in two and a half hours. Have sick days left, used many of them very recently. The system won't flag me for using another, but I'll have to call in and confront a manager to get called off. Job doesn't require daily work, is accounting, and can be put off another day.
I have to do it, right? Call in sick, I mean. I've claimed sickness a lot, what else can I say?
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>>38317222
That you are gay and hes a cis white scum for not letting you off

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I don't know why but for the past few years I've never felt sadness...
Give me the saddest shit you can find
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>>38317221
Don't you already have a mirror somewhere?

I just got and enjoy using a mouth fedora.
You mad /r9k/?
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>>38317211
I'm not, got one myself. So far from using it for a while I don't have any negative side effects.

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>lost half my months allowance in the bitcoin crash
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>>38493472
>having an allowance
If you're not an ascetic, you're not a robot.
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>>38493506
if you don't suffer in the *exact way that I do* you're not a robot xDDD

kill yourself
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>>38493522
Make me. It's probably the one thing you're not rich or man enough to do.

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looking for anyone in ohio who wants a friend, specifically near 45230

discord is hotwheelz#6512, if far i'll make the drive so no worries! just looking for a bud is all :)
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>>38317149
bumparoonie this is also original

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>make a dedicated instagram account for their fucking dog
>having an instagram account
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I made Instragram so I can upload there my photos of buildings in night city. Hoping that one day some qt will like.

idk
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>>38493467
i'd rather look at an instagram account of a dog than a typical braindead normie so i'll let it slide
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>>38493467
>talk about "mental illness" as an actual challenge
>use social media to share random videos


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