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Yearly reminder that there's nothing better than a male virgin.
>his blush as you hold on to his hand and gently brush your fingers over his
>the way he freezes up when he finally gets his first kiss
>the awkwardness during sex as you have to teach him the steps
>the pent up sexual frustration he releases during sex
Don't give up, anons! There are girls out there who don't think there's anything wrong with khvs and even prefer them.
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>>35609050
Th-Thank you...I want to do all of those things. it would be really nice to have someone gentle and understanding and guiding like that
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as always this only applies to chad (chad with glasses probably)
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>>35609050
I can't even imagine myself losing it at this time
The Grand Autismo
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be you immigrant, asylum seeker or refugee
get out, get lost, begone with thee
Over the wall or across the sea
Not welcome in my country REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35609049
that was beautiful anon good job!!!
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>>35609049
That's literally the most beautiful poem I've ever read anon
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>>35609049
Goddamn roaches stealing my jobs
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>they are indian mongoloids with bad hygiene
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>>35608995
Last time I fucked a gypsy he asked me to rape him so yes
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I'd rather fart in a white boy's face and make racist jokes about the fucking gypsies.
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The gyps have indian blood in them, that means they don't take their poo to the loo. If you fuck a gypsy that means you like scat
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>get message from one of my steams friends
>he asks whats up
>have actual, fun conversation
>"i though you were someone else"
pic very fucking related.
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>>35608986
Just say you are liam on an alt account.
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Just say it doesn't matter and you wanna keep talking
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I want to _ _ _ _ liams boipucci
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Carcucks will defend this
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>>35608971
I like sitting in my big autobox while listening to Rush Limbaugh and sipping coffee.
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Sadly illegal in Texas. I'd be skipping all of the traffic on my bike if I could.
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>>35608971
*crashes into you*
*sends you flying through the air while I recline in comfort
PSHSSHSHSHSHSHHS
NOTHING PERSONAL KID
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What happened to mommygf threads? You wouldn't forget your mommy, would you, anon?
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>>35608900
Of course not!
I was sitting here patiently waiting for you to make a thread, I'm not so good at it myself :(
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I love this dragon
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>>35609147
me in the blue pajamas
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Before you flush the toilet, how many of you robots are courteous enough to put the lid down after shitting?
Not for just fecal aerosol, but mainly for odor. Putting the lid down definitely helps; if you need an explanation, then you didn't pay attention in high school chemistry.
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I close it even after pissing.
I also piss sitting down.
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Who fucking cares if "microscopic pieces of shit" get on my toothbrush, clearly it hasn't made a difference up to this point
If somebody wants the seat down, they can put it down, just like how if I want the seat up, I'll put it up. Lazy fucking roasties
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>>35608850
my stupid highschool didn't have chemistry
and now I am a stupid neet
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>Be me
>Be 14 year old me in specific
>work at a theme park during the summer
>sell and open lockers in the water park
>mess around when there isn't anybody to help
>alright job
>do that the whole summer
Flash forward a year to last week
>I call about getting an interview to work the next summer
>I ask to work in lockers again
>they say they hired the few people they now needed already
>apparently they remodeled it or something so they need less people
>alright, I guess i'll work at the front gate
>go to training
>big class for orientation, people from different departments there
>someone who works at lockers now is there
>I find out they replaced almost everyone with computerized locks or whatever the fuck
>they only need people to actually sell them now and they're full up on that
>be me
>be 15
>replaced by a machine at my first job
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HAHAHA GET FUCK KIDDO
this is why you go into useful jobs that actually need you
>be 15
>have job
Are you poor?
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>15
GET OUT HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN
also enjoy your ban
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>>35609000
>Be me
>GET trip 0's
Kek has blessed me tonight
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How many partners do robots think it takes for a woman to be actually a slut?
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>>35608834
+1 you unoriginal comment of a cuck
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Depends on age. A girl my age, 27, I'd say more than 3 and she's definitely a slut. Even 3 I'm a bit uncomfortable with.
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>>35608855
Seriously? Just one? What's the point of the term slut then
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moving to japan... see u guys..... ok bye.........
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>>35608786
Door knobs are so dirty why is she doing that
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>>35608795
are you not cool?
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>>35608972
no i dont understand please explain
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Anyone else completely shut themselves away from the outside world?
I'm not going to make it
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yeh why wouldn't i
i'm an ugly manlet
the world is better off not seeing me and vice versa
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>>35608708
Maybe you have social anxiety?
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>>35608708
Nope, I'm doing big things.
Have you made any attempt to leave this place?
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>>35608690
Jesus, been almost 4 years and this post might make me do it
>Waiting until the faggots in this place say "GTFO namefag"
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I leave for big periods of time and feel nothing anymore. The trap shilling, rave baiting, femanon baiting, etc is just exhausting. I just come back for nostalgia
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No. I've committed to much to it
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>Mexican guy on the street is repeatedly yelling "Son, dont put your hand in the blender! over and over
im too high for this shit. WTF
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who else /weird shit always happens around them when they're high here/
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>>35608665
No pones la mona en la licuadora! Hijo!No pones la mona en la licuadora! Hijo!No pones la mona en la licuadora! Hijo!
More or less. My spanish isnt great
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>>35608720
Care to share any /weird shit always happens around them when they're high here/ stories?
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My gf is 46 and im 24
Is that normal?
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No
It's hot though.
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Having a girlfriend is pretty normal, yes. Norman pls go
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No, it's definitely atypical. Does she let you call her mummy.
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Doesnt loosing your virginity making you a normie ?
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>>35608527
probably. I lost mine but I still come here so idk
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>>35608527
It does. Why, did you think it doesn't?
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>>35608551
I bet you I qualify as the biggest robot on this whole board.