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They are gay anon

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>>36491987

Hey bro, you know girls like? Athletes, why don't you join the football team

>>36492017
>pyjamas outside
>all primped and well manicured

Yeah I also though this.

>>36491974
no

/oralano

>>36491974
No, after about a month you will start fapping to traps nust letting you know

>>36491974
If you're not already, why the fuck are you here?
I HATETHE FCKING CAPTCHA I HATE IT ONE FUCKING DAY ITS GOINAFOUIEHGUREHGIOEWUGFHUGHEWIOUGHEWGN

>>36491878
Picked up a hotel receptionist last week. It's really easy if you're attractive. Just chat them up, be vaguely sexual but not aggressive, then ask about meeting up. Simple simple.

Anyone have the pic where the dude approaches 300 women and becomes the laughing stock of the whole campus?

>>36492118
you dint belong here

BUMPing BECAUSE I'M VERY INTERESTED

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>>36491793
just fucking post them you mong

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OP here. The book is written in second-person and is addressed to a fictional friend who committed suicide at the age of 25.

__________

On suicide and silence

>"Since you seldom spoke, you were rarely wrong. You seldom spoke because you seldom went out. If you did go out, you listened and watched. Now, since you no longer speak, you will always be right. In truth, you do still speak: through those, like me, who bring you back to life and interrogate you. We hear your responses and admire their wisdom. If the facts turn out to contradict your counsel, we blame ourselves for having misinterpreted you. Yours are the truths, ours are the errors."
__________

On the suicide's life as a form of ruin

>"A ruin is an accidental aesthetic object. If it becomes beautiful, this was certainly not the intention. A ruin is not constructed or maintained. The tendency of a ruin is to crumble down into a heap. The most beautiful parts remain standing despite their wear and tear. The memory of you is what stays up, your body what subsides."

__________

On the suicide's life as a hypothesis

>"Your life was a hypothesis. Those who die old are made of the past. Thinking of them, one thinks of what they have done. Thinking of you, one thinks of what you could have become. You were, and will remain, made up of possibilities."

__________

>senior in high school
>all this bitching

You've got time kid. Quit wasting your life on the internet and talk to people in real life.

>>36491850
I do. I get invited and go to parties full of normies, girls know my name, I can easily talk to girls, girls get my number first, etc. I've just never had a girl actually have a crush on me, never had a girl who actually liked me first. Its like I just blend in. I don't think you can make anyone else like you, it just happens, and it just never happened for me. I just blend in during social scenarios, I will be at a party and the next day people will be like "oh, anon, you where there?". It fucking sucks, I feel invisible, but I think that is just how I am, I don't know if I can change it, and I used to be able to be apathetic towards the loneliness, but now I deeply desire some sort of romantic relationship, I am even becoming a little prison gay just in hopes that I find someone to love me.

>>36491694
At least you are getting some action with those tinder girls. I also have the same problems ( girls never showed any kind of sexual or romantic interest towards me) and I'm a KHHV. Unfortunately for us, these problems don't have a solution, so we are fucked. But you can have sex, so you are better than me

Same here desu

I've been relistening to a lot of the stuff I used to listen to back in the day (especially the cringier mid-teens shit like ICP and Slipknot).

I think that creating a new nostalgic moment is one of the things we never really think about.
It just happens and then we dwell on those moments.

I've succeeded in making new nostalgic memories, and it really isn't as hard as you think.
It's mostly about comfort, the environment, the company you have, what you're doing, and your current age.

>>36491678
Dude fuck this is me right now. Reee normie but I forgot I had saved most of my ex's texts from 2 years ago. I used to write her long good night's and I wanted to turn them into letters for an anniversary gift. It was a shitty relationship but I miss the halcyon days of sneaking out to see her or fuck around with friends

>>36491678
>>36494133
I'm trying to find an idea to be comfortable with it. I mean I didn't live it up much too senior year. Freshman I was friendless and on my computer, sophomore I had a couple good friends and sales with junior but I was focused on wrestling. Senior I got a gf and the summer after had a blast randomly one day when my friends and I found a quarry.

Now I'm going to lose the only friend I have left, I've dropped out of school, and I was too hurtful to my ex for her to care. I sowed the seeds of my destruction I guess.

How do you expect any of us to know?

>>36491696
I know this is the shittiest place to ask but there is a lot of ppl here someone must know what they are talking about

>>36491637
If I knew the answer to this my ex of 4 years wouldn't have broken up with me.

>>36491615
jesus fucking christ lad

>>36491615
She's looked in it before. Sorry to burst your bubble but mommy knows all.

>>36491979
I'm in my room all day bub. I have also strategically placed a shirt and games on top of it so I'd know if it were moved. anyway.

>>36491610
>works cited
nica MLA format high schooler

shit atleast you've done work, wasted my first year jerking it and playing games.

>>36491632
APA format I think it is, or that new mla format

It's a research paper on Internet use and depression

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Cyborg here. I cut contact with my "friends" a few weeks ago.

I've started reading and playing video games more often. I believe I am content to never speak with any of them ever again.

Its honestly a chore to even talk to them so I've stopped going online on steam to avoid talking with them (they all use Facebook and steam while I only have steam).

Last time I started avoiding them they fucking staged an intervention and came to my house. I hid in my closet but dad came and found me.

That's why this time I slowly drifted away from them all over a period of months and so I doubt they'll try that bullshit again.

>>36491587
I haven't talked to another person besides my parents in months. I have no hopes or dreams just crippling depression. Even if I wanted to be normal I couldn't. I can't socialize with people outside of 4chan due to being a 7 year NEET. I'm so disconnected from society it's unreal. I have to say being a robot seems a lot worse to me.

>>36491587
>Is being a cyborg worse than being a robot ?
no

>>36491562
i like the way you are thinking especially the thinking pepe makes it even more thoughtful

Post this on /lgbt/ and post results here

>>36492327
tons of trannies think their brain is fucked.

i'd imagine they'll be a few out there

There are obviously a few. That guy from Runescape got dommed hard by his online GF. Yeah, she was obviously a psycho, but she still enjoyed doing it.

Most are just profiteering sluts who think they're too good to take a dick though.

There definitely is, though it's not as common or course. It's kinda odd how it works, I know some girls super submissive in real life but love to be dominate in bed, and vice versa.

>>36491423
Why pay when you can use Grindr and get free suck and fuck?

Because every girl i have spoken to finds it disgusting.
I don't want to upset my future gf with my past.
>inb4 you don't have to tell her
No. Once i commit, i'm going to 100% trust her with everything.

>>36491423
idk where to buy hookers

It's a fact that women like muscles above all else and will completely fall in love with you if you have enough muscle mass. Nothing else matters.

>>36491332
Face is more important. You can get away with having a mediocre body if you have a handsome face. A beautiful body won't fix an ugly face

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>>36491548
this I have a hideous face and get bad looks from people all the time, even when I try to smile like mother told me.

Rich robots, please pay me for sex.

>Rich
>Robot

Pick one.

jeoxjwowoen

You still have to worry about money.

My net worth make me rich, BUT.

1. you have to constantly worry about managing your portfolio which takes a lot of time and bullshit depending on how your wealth is held

2. my wealth is illiquid and I still have problems with insufficient income at times; I actually still live a poorfag life, probably a more poorfag life than people who are nominally poorer than me.