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Holly fuck, what happened to men?
What happened to masculinity?
Most modern males are just a fucking joke
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nerd culture is a disease
>le I'm so quirky
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>>36800538
this is what you get in an atheist society
instead of Yehweh and Moses, you worship Donatello and Raphael.
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>>36800538
Single moms. I can say this as a someone raised by a single mom.
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>spend 2 months slaving away in metal shop welding
>only made $8.50 an hour
>2 months finally end, will be getting a normal wage
>paycheck comes in
>only making $10.25
I FUCKING HATE BEING A WAGESLAV
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I'm getting 11 an hour for training at this pizza place near me. Dude you worked for that? Desperate nigga
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>Work for hourly pay
>expect salary pay
WEW LAD
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>>36800547
>he has never heard of standard of living
>he thinks it is uniform
LMAO
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> tfw no bf who takes me out on a sushi-date
;__;
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sushi is normie pleb tier trash fuck off faggot
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>>36800276
The last girl I took out on a sushi date ended up breaking up with me after a couple months for her ex. I love sushi but it has a negative association with girls for me now.
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you want a sushi date just open your legs and breathe deeply
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>mumma decrypted the cum drive
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>sister threw away the smegma manifesto
Two years of work down the drain
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>mfw dad destroyed th dick dossier
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>Uncle found the piss pot
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What is your favorite dipping sauce for tendies? Me, I like bbq sauce the best and sometimes some honey.
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>>36800237
Why not fries or mac cheese ya faggot fuck boi
Blackened ranch
Bue cheese
Ranch
Honey mustard
Tobasco/hot sauce
Bbq sauce
White sauce
Umph
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Szechuan dipping sauce! *burp* wubba lubba dub dub!
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>>36801107
Back to shitposting on /tv/
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Would he have gotten a girlfriend if he won the lottery? He bought like $700+ worth of tickets, I don't see how he didn't win.
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>>36799994
Yes, of course, bitches can sniff money.
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he was already rich you retard
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>>36800491
>he didn't read the manifesto
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Smoochable Cute Girl Thread 2017-05-05 09:18:09 Post No.36799789
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Smoochable Cute Girl Thread
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>Post Smoochers!
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I want to give this qt nerd a smooch..
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No it should be a slut thread.
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I want to smooch this qt ainu waifu
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>Have friend that does cosplay
>Friend was never super into it to begin with, did it for the attention
>Twitter takes off, goes a little viral
>Starts doing sexy photoshoots of her cosplay
>Starts patreon, ends up making $100k a year
>Has slowly declined in her effort and does the bare minimum
>Basically scams her patrons
>Does almost completely nude photoshoots, suggestive poses to look like she's getting fucked, sucking dick, etc.
>Has admitted to me that she spends thousands of dollars on anything (alochol, drugs, etc.) but has pride that she has spent only $200~ a month on just the cosplays
>Sucks up to popular cosplayers
>Everyone in our friend circle either hates her, uses her for money, or just wants to fuck her
Meanwhile
>Also cosplay
>Started around the same time, but took time and patience on how to sew, craft props, etc.
>Really love it, and have fun at cons when people recognize who I cosplay
>See friend doing shit all and gets paid 6 figures
>Friend encourages me to copy by starting patreon and doing lewd sets
>Not nearly as popular, plateau with fans while friend continues to grow
>Feel annoyed at friend, feel annoyed at myself for sacrificing what I loved
>Gives up on cosplay
I'm kind of done with her at this point and just want to quit the friendship, but it could be troublesome. What do you think anons?
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>>36799752
Are you female?
If the answer is yes, then get out.
If the answer is no, cosplaying is for faggots.
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i think you should cosplay and take lewd photos for us
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>>>/cgl/
go back to your containment board roastie.
ITT: life shattering revelations.
Mine: From age 17 (when I got my license) to now I've always thought I was 5'6". My license says 5'6" and my physician always measures me and it comes out to 5'6".
A week ago I set up a tape measure and it turns out I'm actually 5'4". My whole life has been a lie. I thought I was in the safe space for male height.... but now it turns I'm literally a fucking manlet.
It's time to straight up suided.
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>>36799567
>I thought I was in the safe space for male height
That's 6'0
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Don't worry too much, 5'6" is within manlet range as well
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>>36799619
How do I become tall lads? I wanna reach at least 5'11"
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I'm gay and I'm scared its obvious. I sound kind of gay, I'm a tenor, I've never had a gf but had mostly female friends, I talk with my hands, I'm a dirty blonde twink, I love wine, and when I came out to one of my friends he said "we know"
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>>36799344
Why can't you ask this in >>lgbt?
Their entire board is about gay shit, they would love to answer your questions, anon.
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>>36799344
You sound pretty gay tbqh, from what I gather. It wouldn't be a surprise to meI'm gay but nobody ever suspects it and I have very few friends and have no mannerisms whatsoever desu
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>>36799344
>I'm a tenor
>I talk with my hands
>I love wine
>mostly female friends
nigga you aint gay, you're even worse, an Italian
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Why the fuck girls do this 2017-05-05 08:52:22 Post No.36799278
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Why the fuck girls do this
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Why the fuck do girls look for physical contact?
>be me
>19 KV manlet dyel faggot
>sitting on chair
>tall qt 3.14 Stacey sit right next to me
>"presses" her leg against mine
>I don't know how to describe it really
>she was like crossing her legs and purposely pressing them against mine (I was sitting normally)
>kept her leg against mine for several minutes while I dropped enough spaghetti to open a fucking restaurant
Why the fuck? I'll give you guys more information about me and this girl and about similar situations if you stay with me in this thread. Being on nofap I feel more insecure and have weird thoughts. I can assure you she was not trying to hit up on me
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>>36799278
this is the kind of behavior women are pushing for these days. We never fixed women and now they're aggressive in public without reason. Avoid and ignore women because they are risky and hate anyone who isn't a normie
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>>36799278
While waiting for replies I'll post another one
>underage b& 17 y.o. kv manlet dyel faggot at the time of this story
>was sitting on a bench with buddy
>stoned AF, incapable to move
>tall qt 3.14 (the same from the other stroy) comes behind me
>she pulls my head in her lap gently while standing behind me
>doesn't remove it
>she caress it
>I stay there, statue mode
>weed helps me with spaghetti, and I don't feel it that much, only like I want to leave but I'm frozen in place
>I don't actually remember what happened until she left
This was actually weird and she was acting like fucking pic related and still don't know why she did it.
I'm sure 20000% she's not interested in me
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>>36799340
>implying I don't already do what you say
But I want to understand, for philosophical reasons, why they do this
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What is the most Chad thing you have ever done anon ?
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When I fapped to non-hentai. I felt so chad.
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>>36799274
>chad trying to make fun of me
>slowly getting pissed
>after 5 minutes I throw what's left of my soda on his face
>stand up and look at him directly in the eye with a serious face
>chad leaves
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I almost started a fight.
She loved it.
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Any tips to prevent spontaneous surgical wound bleeding?
My leg is suddenly completely numb.
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What the fuck? Just go to the hospital faggot. What's the "surgical wound"?
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>>36799195
911
thats all i gotta say.
Take it serious, enough people have died of that shit.
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>>36799222
Can't cause stupid faggoty Republicans.
Got a piece of my ass removed from an older wound from two years ago because it stopped healing.
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About to get kicked out of University
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>studying Environmental science at University
>I am very angry about climate change and my classmates and professors know this
>they consider me a creepy an angry man
>had to give a big presentation today
>I want to make classmates laugh and show I am not always serious
>jokingly include a section about how it would take a huge shift in peoples minds to make them aware that we are destroying ourselves
>present a small list of previous mass extinction events and lay out a plan to commit a terrorist attack for each one
>nobody laughs
>got a message after class asking me to come in tomorrow (saturday) for a 'serious talk' by the professor
What the fuck guys?
This is bullshit. I just wanted to make them laugh
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>>36799052
pic is my extinction ideas
it is clearly a joke right? they won't think it serious?
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>>36799066
Not funny just psychotic.
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>>36799066
You might have overdone it just a sliiight bit.
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planning on ending it tonight should I livestream it? what's the best site for this?
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>>36798021
Where are you from dude?
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Liveleak, don't think you should tho.
I think it's okay to live just to see what humanity does next, like what will we discover in space?
What new technology will we create?
questions like that makes it fun to live.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP0WAxRS7rY
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