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>phone only vibrates when the battery is low
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>talk with decent girl on fagbook for a couple days
>get number
>hey we should go to dinner
>oh no that's really sweet but I'm just not looking for anything right now
>ffw 1 week later
>she starts posting on fagbook with some manlet that's 3 years younger than her
Every time.
There's days I just want to go postal.
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>blame parents for let me born in this shit timeline
I hate my life
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>phone vibrates
>it's just another automated message from rally's letting me know I got a coupon
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Do girls care about acne scars? Had severe acne and got on accutane but now im left with moderate/severe scars..although they're not disfiguring they really make me self conscious..am i gonna die a kisless virgin?
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STOP TAKING ACUTANE MAN ITLL MESS YOU UP
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acne scars are cute
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>>39184304
Of course it depends on the girl - different girls have different preferences and standards.I, for one, don't mind at all. My husband has some pretty sever acne scars and it's fine. I love him all the same.
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>Feel for the NEET meme for 7 years
>Now im 25 years old with no work experience, no education, no skills and nothing to really show for my time on earth besides many posts on 4chan and 5000+ hours on league of legends
When did you realize being a NEET is overrated?
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>>39183983
Who cares. Wanna add me on league?
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>feel for the neet meme for 9 years
>the most important decision I make is which vidya game to git gud at
>want to do more than just git gud at vidya, rather git gud at something tangible like drawing
>play sc2 anyways
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NEET life is only worth it if you can go at it indefinitely. If you think that there's even a small possibility that you'll have to get a job in the future, you shouldn't do it.
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Human Life Should End At 60
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At the age of 60 every human should be euthanized. To get this to pass we would probably need to initially agree to allow current old fucks to be grandfathered in, but can quickly take that back.
There is no reason to allow people to keep living past 60. They get old and bodies break down.
>but anon grammy is 84 and doing well!
What quality of life does she have?
>she aches all over and is on the brink of death
What medication is she taking?
>5 pills a day, physical therapy, and lives in a nursing home
Sounds expensive!
>not to worry, the government pays for it!
If the government didn't need to spend thousands and tens of thousands or sometimes hundreds of thousands to keep old fucks alive for another 2 weeks we could save so much money.
Enough money to improve infrastructure, and advance sex robots enough that robots could get their own and would never have to leave an interact with normies, a win win for us and normies.
Just today I went to Walmart to buy foodstuff. Some 67 year old lady was in the self checkout and first couldn't figure out how to ring up tomatoes. She looks around (travolta_pulp_fiction.gif) like the machine is asking her to prove Fermat's last theorem. She slowly, slowly, walks over to the attendant who rings it up in 2 seconds. Next, she has a bag of fucking bagels from the deli, self rapped with a barcode on them. This is too complicated for her, and she has to ask the attendant again (bonus, doesn't understand the first time and has to get the attendant to do it for her).
>old people drive like shit and cause tons of traffic accidents
>despite being about to die, old people do everything slowly like they have all the time in the world
>old people are worse to look at than fat people
>old people struggle to use anything that has come out in the last 20 years
Killing all people at 60 would greatly benefit all of humanity, and should be something to be looked into.
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>yfw donald trump is 61
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>>39183969
>Grandpa is 79
>Still works full time.
>Goes hiking every weekend
>Goes to the gym every morning to workout.
>Takes no medication
>Prefers to ride his bike instead of drive.
>Has a 36 year old wife.
You are an idiot.
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JEFF Bezos, Gates, etc are all over 60. You just suck
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Does any femanon have babyfever?
Why not fulfill your fantasy and help rid the world of sadness by letting a khv robot breed you?
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I have baby fever but I only want babies if I can live on a farm, work part time (to contribute financially), be a stay at home mom full time, homeschool the kids, and build a survival center so we can survive when the world ends.
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>>39183563
This post was 100% written by a dude.
Why does /r9k/ love larping?
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>>39183514
Yea, I want 3-4, I'm practically just waiting til I'm ready right now
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I've never witnessed a more docile or reprehensible feminist cur than John Green
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>>39183375
>mfw his book Looking for Alaska
>mfw his trash is required reading in some schools
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>Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
It's a question. What is wrong with asking questions
>No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
He gave his opinion on the question and it is an objective fact that men are treated differently than women on this.
The last two squares are a bit patronizing at worst and at best he is explaining why he thinks that caring about a woman's sexual past is weird.
What's so bad about him again?
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he made crash course and that's pretty cool
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What does it mean for something to be "reddit"?
pic related
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>>39183372
normies like it. This board for instance
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It means what it sounds like. Something enjoyed predominately by Redditors.
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>>39183372
atheism
psudeo-intellectual/philosophical content (DUDE EXISTENTIALISM LMAO)
extremely predictable humor
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How about a thread about feets?
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I'd be a lot more inclined if I could actually get feets irl
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>>39183120
Maybe I just have really bad luck but the IRL version is never as good as the way you might imagine.
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Post what I can
Who here like fapping to soft scat/voyerism? Nothing too extreme just watching people on the toilet. I like both female and male (only if you're cute or a trapezoid)
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>>39182893
with uh BOOBOO farts.
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>>39183133
Booboo farts and diarrhea darts
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>>39183433
ayo gimme your booboo farts fool
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I'm truly curious to know what is like to be a female? I not here to shit on female, I'm just curious, is female worth too much tied to her looks or what, how do you react by the fact that many guy just want to fuck you and nothing more?
Just a guy wanting to know how female mind works and answering some question that you trow at me.
Pardon my english, is not my first language.
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It's easily explained
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>>39182987
You can replace keywords like "woman", "chick" with "robot" and it would make sense as well.
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>>39182987
Nah, to radical.
>>39183022
I belive woman are more complex that "lolz i need attetion plz, look at me handsome men"
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>monday through sunday
>6am to 7pm shifts
>being paid minimum wage
im going to be part of the r9k wagecuck suicide statistic, im not cut out for this kind of miserable existence
fuck this
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>>39182661
>>6am to 7pm shifts
You're including transportation aren't you?
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At least you're getting that sweet, sweet overtime
Of course it's not that sweet when you have no free time to spend your money.
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Better to quit than to die.
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Hey hey hey anon! How's that cute anime girl folder going?
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It's fine! but It's hard to keep it not lewd
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>>39182456
I'm what you may call ...an avid collecter of cutelewds!
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>>39182527
cutelewds are the best, anon
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ITT: Jokes that nobody laughed at
Bonus points if they made others think less of you as a person
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>>39182114
>told columbine jokes to my "friend"
>he got scared about them
>FBI visited my house
>made others think less of you as a person
it made me think less of myself as a person, I literally can't even hear a knock at the door without loosing consciousness
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I've been diagnosed with goofy dick
When I skeet in my gf's mouth she does a goofy impression
>ughh-yuuck
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>on date with qt girl
>she goes to bathroom
>comes out
>I have to say something, literally anything. Chad would just say the first thing that comes to his mind.
>"how was it"
>she gives pathetic fake smile
I have no idea why I thought that would be funny
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Let's talk about our favourite hobby.
What do you masturbate to, Porn, 2D, H-doujin, erotica, sound recordings? What do you think about, how often do you do it? How do you do it? Feel free to share your habits.
I'll start
I fap usually 2-3 times a day, mostly to images and doujins but sometimes I watch hentai.
I fap to 3D very rarely, maybee 3 times a year.
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I masturbate to hot mommies body. This week I did it at least 5 times a day. I need to stop for a bit to fully recover. But I love it so much
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>>39181910
I've spent somewhere in the ballpark of $3-4k USD on onaholes and onahole accessories. What else would you like to know?
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>>39182357
what kind of person do you think the hank hill of onaholes is
i think he would live in idaho
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Dubs decides what happens next
No really. I'll actually let you decide.
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>>39181705
Who's the lucky gambler
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Rolling for tethering a woman's snatch to a helicopter
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>>39181999
Kek truly is with us.
Deliver or face his wrath, op