What song reminds you of a good moment during your childhood /r9k/?
For me it's Puff Daddy's "Missing You", since I used to listen to it with my older brother in his room before he left home and didn't come back.
What is the reason for this?
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>>35079005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNLNl3UTQfA
I didn't like music as a kid until I started listening to generic club music
It was an era of discovery, felt good man
I'd go home after a shit day at school and zone out while listening to stuff like this and it'd whisk me away
Oasis-Dont go away
I was listening to it on the flight to visiting my relatives and grandparents. When I listen to it now and close my eyes, it's just brings me back to that time
Well, robots, seems I finally did it.
I reached a new level of fucking retardation.
I'm sitting in my bare fucking room knowing tomorrow I'll be chucked out of secondary, and have hate crime on my records.
>Be me.
>Have 2 journals, identical.
>One is a note journal.
>A few months ago, start writing a log in the other one.
>Progress to describe my view on existence and it's futility.
>Escalate into the rise of fascism, benefits of ethnic cleansing, racial inferiority and genetical differences.
>Used to be a /pol/ack.
>Talk about inferior races and how the "day of the rebellion" is coming, European Race War, etc.
>Eventually it gets filled, and I'd keep it in my drawer.
>7 page essay is due in a week.
>Write essay in the other book.
>accidentally hand in fucking mein kampf 2.0.
I get approached by professor, he is Jewish by the way, and admission worker.
"Anon, we need you to come with us."
>I am not expected to come back next year.
>Police are coming, we are to have a meeting on Monday.
>Probably going to be charged with hate crime.
>You are not to attend class tomorrow.
I am considering necking myself.
Does it hurt?
I need advice, please, just fucking please
why the fuck does this shit always happen to me.
the most autistic fucking mistakes and mishaps one can get into, just fucking me.
I'm considering trying to use the excuse that I'm autistic and that's the reason I wrote it.
Could it somehow save me?
Yes. Plead autism, and anything else you can think up, fall on your sword - hard. I was in a similar situation, be wise enough to live to fight another day.
>>35078887
No one here is actually stupid enough to believe this happened
third times a charm edition
>>35078350
A cheeky bit of Christ our Saviour
>>35078362
totes banter with the romans lads
>>35078362
I like this up and coming meme
What are the characteristics of your ideal romantic partner?
>>35078023
>What are the characteristics of your ideal romantic partner?
She loves me
>>35078023
>faithful
>virgin so we can wedlock and lose our virginity together on our honeymoon
> I also would like for her to be taller than me so I could have taller kids
>she loves me
>open to my interests as I would be to hers
>is willing to be there for me to an extent
>same taste in music
>easy to talk to
>likes traps
>has uncut BBC
>taller than me (5'9")
p. simple
>ctrl + f
>no women hate thread
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>35077976
They really are the worst creatures. It's been difficult but I literally never have to deal with them on a daily basis now. My whole office is all dudes. No roasties ruining my day anymore.
Originality: zero
I hate them so god damn much
do I look like a robot? also what defines a robot, I hear they stay indoors most of the time
>>35077828
>are you a virgin?
>did/do you have agf ?
>how many friends have you ?
>>35077828
You're a fucking Chad, get out of here please
>>35077828
>>>/soc/
I hate to validate your attention-seeking behavior by responding to you, but I thought you should know that there is a board designed for these kinds of threads.
>get molested as a child
>make joke about it as an adult
>get called pedophile for it
Liberals were a mistake
>>35077441
He said sex with 13 yr olds is ok and that consent is oppressive.
>>35077441
It wasn't a joke. Listen to it before you make such comments. He was genuinely advocating it, and denies that he was molested. He was, and it affected him. It's more than likely, given his attitude, that he has molested others perpetuating the cycle.
>>35077441
This is hardly a liberal thing. Conservatives were just as harsh in their denunciation of him.
come here my skinny bros.
share your experiences on how being skinny has fucked your life
>>35077326
>being literally perfect
>fucked your life
How about no.
The only way of being definitely fucked in the looks department is to be skinnyfat.
>>35077326
6'1 and 120 lbs here
why does food taste so bad robots?
>>35077326
wow a real victim, must be so hard to not enjoy food skinnyfag
I'm thinking about dropping out of school. I'm 23 and I've been in school for a long time now. I should be done, but because I failed/dropped a few classes I ended up being very behind.I hate my major. I went from a finance major to an accounting major and now I'm a marketing major and I hate it.
I work at a restaurant and I make ok tips, but its not enough to where I can make a good living. I'm just lost, bros. I don't have many friends, and the people I talk to at my work are pretty much in the same position I'm in.
Have you guys dropped out of school if so, how has your life been since you dropped?
>>35077210
>Have you guys dropped out of school if so, how has your life been since you dropped?
Several times so I want to finish the current study but it is difficult because I've lost all interest in it
I will finish it though with delay. Not sure what to do after I finish since job prospects are bad and I am 24 already
>>35077210
I'm finishing my major just so I can get a teaching certificate and be done with it.
>>35077431
What subject are you gonna teach?
I hope you're gonna teach high school kids who are in advance classes. If you teach regulars, you're gonna be in hell.
p-please bully me about what a fat gluttonous piggy I am
>>35076576
you fat fucking lumbering carcass, you should stop stuffing food down your throat you piggy cunt.
>>35076611
i-i know, sorry mister, I just can't help it...
>>35076576
As long as I can feed you while I do so
Write a letter to someone... you know the gist.
>>35075707
To myself in the past,
neck yourself.
elf girl
i'll learn elvish for you
t.gnome
>>35075716
What does it mean to neck oneself?
Since the last thread hit image limit
>App is called FaceApp
We're all sons of the patriots now!
Too lazy, can someone do this bitch?
Bostan superior Lanza
Post your bullshit tests lads
>tfw an absolute non-believer of shit like this and take these tests because I'm bored
My briggs is ENTJ if you are wondering
Big Five is the one clinical psychologists use
>>35074396
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
This is the link and it's completely origonallioso
i can't post this without text and it has to be original so that's why i'm typing this bullshit
Fembot Feels.
Before you all call me roastie, you must know that I have some serious problems..problems with myself, my family. I almost have no friends and they see me as rare girl because I'm single an my noly friend is about to get married. I only had one bf in my life..when I was 13..I feel so bad now. I need to talk with other fembots, please.
but you're so pretty
>>35073434
Forgot to say, that pic is one of my best I don't usually take pics because I hate myself..
>>35073444
Thanks, anon. I appreciate
>>35073434
>ellipses
>"""fembot"""
yeah you're a dude
R9K is being invaded by normies
There has been an incursion of /b/tards, /LGBT/ faggots, /pol/acks and cucks from other websites.
Floodpost CAW on every thread that doesn't belong here and take back our board.
R9k uprising again?
Have another bumperoo robobro
>>35073024
that's an eagle though