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Has /r9k/ ever seem a girl with inexplicably huge tits?
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>>38403002
Talked to one yesterday that claimed to have 42ddd and said she wasn't chubby
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>go to a convention
>friend books room with some people I don't know
>these people invite more people
>watching tv in the bedroom since it's night and everyone in the other room is being loud and drunk
>black girl comes in
>she's kind of chubby but holy shit her tits
>those things were a little bigger than the size of her head
>talked about how her friends nicknamed her "hitomi" from hitomi tanaka
>she also did crack and was on it at the time along with some other sketchy shit
>never copped a feel because one of the normies in the room was flirting with her the whole time
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Hawaiian pizza should be banned worldwide.
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>>38402996
Your mom should be banned worldwide.
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>>38403081
she would have 2 b
she so big
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Press F to pay respect or S to spit
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>>38512337
F,
,ooroialkyh
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F
All the good ones pass too soon
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>>38512337
F
"I tried so hard, and got so far..."
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Who is your favorite Star Trek Character?
Nanoo Nanoo!
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That's one fast doggo
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That's one fast doggo
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Since I'm bored and have nothing else to do in my normiefag life, all you robots are welcome to shitpost and post greentexts to your heart's content.
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>>38402921
do you realize what you've done
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>>38402921
My worst bowel movements are when I am out in public shopping. I will avoid dropping toilet paper in the toilet bowl, and instead kick it in the stall next to me, or in the trash can bin if there is one. This is because I hope for someone to admire the shape, smell, and color of my feces.
Recently, I have found myself shitting on clothing merchandise. My local H&M has fallen victim, as they have incredible lighting.
I have not been caught yet, but I'm willing to risk that, as I crave the reaction of those who have been doomed to discover what I had left.
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the world would be a better place if every male had a loli to fuck
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>>38402917
Probably not.
Replace loli with waifu and the answer changes completely.
>be me
>into punk and goth stuff, occult, all sorts of other weird dark shit, most girls think I'm weird as shit, get called a devil worshipper
>end up meeting some girl online on a conspiracy site forum
>she seems real cool, into the same stuff I am and understands me
>arrange to meet up someplace
>meet her, find out she's black(maybe mixed, am not sure, but her nose seems more white looking and not apelike, same for her facial structure)
Is there any way I can reject her and avoid seeming racist somehow? pic related, she dresses in clothes like this and has lots of piercings and tats(weird ones, not like ghetto tats most black girls have with thug names and stuff on them), also a split tongue.
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stop being a pasty faggot and talk to her, if you like her why does her race matter retard
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>>38512317
because I can't picture myself being with a black girl, I'm into more goth type stuff so I expected like a really pale white girl, like one of those suicide girls or something. Brown skin doesn't fit that kind of stuff, it looks odd.
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why does her race even matter?
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They want them 6 foot Aryan blue eyes ubermensch genes because women are all secretly nazis.
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>>38402888
>secretly
...>secretly
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>>38402934
ya you heard right
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>be anon
>be clumsy as shit
>get a construction job
>picking up a new scar ever week on average
In the past two weeks I've racked up three scars on my right hand and one on my right forearm.
Girls dig scars, right?
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>>38512296
>worried about what roasties think
off yourself
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>>38512296
Only if its a cool anime scar like over one eye. Bonus points if you have bangs covering one eye and fingerless gloves desu
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>>38512296
Worry about yourself you doughnut. If you injure the right place, you're gonna sever a tendon or tear a muscle, then you're out of work for at least a month.
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>Follow girl on Instagram
>She follows back
>Dm her "Wow you're very pretty what's your snapchat?"
>Ignored
How do I become a normie and get girls to respond :(
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>>38512273
They don't like it when you just say "wow you're pretty". You have to have a conversation with her first. Try to message her something you noticed in one of her pictures or something like that.
Or you can just kill yourself
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>>38512273
What I've learned is that never start a conversation by calling them pretty or beautiful. They are self aware that they are at least 8/10 so no benefit in pointing it out unless you're a chad.
Try bringing up something related to them instead. Like if you see a girl posting cooking tutorials, compliment one of her dishes and ask a random question about it I.e "you added cinnamon powder but would there be a way to use cinnamon sticks instead?"
Speak to their skills, not features. If they are vapid thots only posting cleavage pics then go ahead compliment them but also ask something else too.
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>>38512273
How interesting is your snapchat?
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Why do so many straight guys like traps and stuff?
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>>38402886
most of them tbqh famalam
me included
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>>38402886
because pic related oregano anon!
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>liking traps
>straight
Nope.
>went to work today
>chad brought up the armernian genocide again
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Here we are yet again
Post the song that will be playing on repeat when they find your body, and why you'll do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtDhGuEGgyc
Didn't have friends when I was young and overprotective parents leading to autistic sperging for a lifetime. I still have some things to finish, but once they're taken care of it's all over.
See you on the other side anons
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJuexdl_c5s
it's one of my favourite songs
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>>38512254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJbG7256ZLY
No friends throughout middle/high school, sick of mundane life yet afraid to change it, failed repressed tranny.
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Probably this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oJm2S5F-7w
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>masculine body
>femenine penis
Why couldnt it be the other way around?
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How come I have no drive to pursue women and prefer porn? Even though girls still like me, and not just average ones, but quite attractive ones sometimes, I still prefer watching porn and not chasing them for sex.
Here's some background on me if it helps with giving advice.
>I just turned 18 and graduated high school.
>I've never had a girlfriend, nor had sex. I've kissed one girl.
>I've never asked out a girl on a date.
>I've been watching porn since I was 11 years old and masturbating daily, with or without it.
>In high school, I didn't go to any parties or drink or do drugs. I completely focused on my schoolwork, and fitness after that.
>I got accepted into the best college in my state and will be attending in the Fall.
>I used to be fat until around age 15, which was when I started training seriously.
>I only noticed girls giving me attention this last year, my senior year of high school.
>Usually I'm turned on when I imagine fucking a girl I believe I have no chance with. For example, I'd jerk off to the thought of fucking this big breasted red head in my class. But when I found out she actually really liked me, I couldn't get off to the thought of fucking her anymore. And this has happened multiple times as well.
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>>38402816
>How come I have no drive to pursue women and prefer porn?
It's because you get all your sexual pleasure/satisfaction from beating off to porn instead of from fucking girls. Hurr durr.