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is fentanyl a good suicide method?

>32 year old virgin
>8/10 face
>mentally ill
>cant get out of home
>no money to start crypto and save myself
>stuck forever in a living hell shithole situation
>constant 24/7 pain and suffering
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You don't have long, once you reach 35 you're doomed to be a virgin forever
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>>39169030

im about to kill myself. just wanted to make sure that fentanyl is the best way to go out.
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>8/10 face
And thats how we know the post is for attention

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Hey guys, I recently posted a thread that got archived, but it was basically
>see girl around campus
>everytime I see her I'll catch her staring at me them she'll immediately look away when we make eye contact

I really don't understand why she's acting this way and then today
>see her looking at me then when we make eye contact she smiles at me
>quickly and nervously look away

If there was any chances that this girl was into me or whatever, like some people said in the last thread, did I ruin them? I think I'm starting to develop feelings for this grill and I really don't like it.
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>>39168762
I also found her twitter, but it's a private account, and I think it would be really weird if I randomly tried to follow her.
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it's disgust and she's can't help but crack a smile when seeing your retarded face
might seem like im trying to prank you but consider it as a real possiblity
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>>39169315
So should I like, punch her ?

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What are the benefits/negatives of No fap

is it just a meme or is it actually beneficial?
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>>39168747
nofap is a fucking meme you dip
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>>39168747
Its been on my mind too anon.

Is it just Porn that does the damage? is fapping actually okay
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>>39168764
How so anon? just asking

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>the wife is pulling up the driveway but your friends haven't all hidden yet to surprise her for her birthday.
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>>39168570
Is that today's "Act like normie and shitpost" thread?
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>your friends are asking which of them are your best friend
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>having to go home from the pub because you have work in the morning

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What's your most painful moment of rejection? Romantic, friendship, job, anything.
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When I was 15 I applied for a job at the McDonalds where my burst friend worked but didn't get the job.

I think that's the only time I've been rejected. Only time I can remember at least.
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>>39169021
How the fuck can an r9k poster never have been rejected?
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>>39169236
Likely 10/10 failed chad

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What is it like to suck dick? I'm a bi-curious male, who out of desperation, is coming close to switching sides. Have any of you had experience giving bjs or handjobs to guys? And I don't mean randoms off craigslist, guys who you've had a least a bit of a chat and gotten to know beforehand.
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It's disappointing and weird. Like jerking off but with no sensations of pleasure yourself. If you think tasting your own cum is bad, it's leagues better than another man's. Also just a wash of disgust and shame afterwards.

Not to mention the chance of stds.
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>>39168287
First time it was a bit weird but after a few times I started to enjoy giving pleasure to other people.
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>>39168305
So I take it you didn't do it again. Would it be different if you liked the guy and had talked with him a lot e.g. you were friends?
>>39168325
I think the giving pleasure part would be nice. I also find dicks generally more aesthetically pleasing than pussy

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>watching a movie
>pause it and begin to move around my room
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>>39168272
I know this feel so fucking well. I can't even get through a youtube video in one sitting
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>>39168272
>watch any video or listen to a song
>get out of my chair without thinking and begin to pace with some scenario playing in my head
This sometimes even happens in public then I lose focus.
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>>39168372
>>39168290

i know right
what the fuck is going on

are you NEET's

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Anybody else ever consider jumping off of this particular bridge (Hoover Dam bypass) as their suicide method? It's been my go to idea for a few years. Actually built up the courage to drive out to the bridge, but got cold feet and ended up just sitting in the McDonald's parking lot in Boulder City for 30 minutes before driving home. I regretted driving back as soon as I arrived back home. May go back later tonight or tomorrow.
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>>39168263
Do you live in Boulder City?

I live in Las Vegas myself. It'd be really cool if you didn't kill yourself anon.

Do you want to talk?
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>>39168278
I live in Las Vegas as well.

Talk doesn't help much, at this point my attempts to speak out about my suicidal thoughts are quite futile. It barely does anything to comfort me in the moment even anymore. Besides, people I talk online with tend to usually just get bored of me and ghost, it's only a matter of time. Even got some pretty deep things off my chest to a group of friends through text while I was sitting in my car (i.e. my addiction to the fetish of financial domination) and it didn't really make me feel good.
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I live in the UK so no. I have thought about getting the train to my suicide spot though. It's only half hour away. I just don't want to spend lots on train fares and come back.

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I have a nut as big as my hand... is this concidered attractive?
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>>39168207

>I have a nut as big as my hand

We're gonna need a picture of this, OP.
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>>39168207
..how big is the other one?
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>>39168222
Normal sized testicle.

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How would you feel if somebody fapped to you
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>>39168171
It's happened to me and it's pretty sexy desu.
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Flattered probably.
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>>39168171
Would feel pretty good. Its nice to know someone got to have a fleeting moment of happiness.

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What's the most intimate experience you've ever had with another person?
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i had sex with her
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>>39167937
Honestly, probably cuddling with my ex after meeting her for the first time, nearly a year into our LDR.

With my current oneitis, there was a moment where we both bonded over mutual problems with our families. That felt really intimate for me, dunno if it was the same for her.
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Drunken sex

How do you cope with the fact that you'll never in your life kiss a beautiful girl, let alone make love to her or be her boyfriend?
I'm not even trolling, I'm genuinely curious: sometimes I feel like I don't care at all, like it's something that simply is that way, I can't do anything to change it so why bother?
Some other times it feels like I'm already dead and this is my personal, endless, merciless Hell.
And you?
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>>39167916
Hey wait a second I've done two of those things
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The former, I just don't give flying fuck.
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This feeling has started to ruin my fap sessions.

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who else here /sinkpisser/?

im 6'4 so pissing in sinks is 90% of the time more convenient for me

i even piss in the sink at other peoples houses too
feels good mang
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6'3"fag here and i only piss in the sink unless i have company over
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>>39168680
based sink bois
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I did for a while but it started fucking up the sink and I didn't want to do damage so I started restricting it to toilet and shower.

6'4".

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>entire family talking all the time about how people shouldn't be allowed to profess Nazi beliefs or believe Nazi ideology because of the rallies
>going on and on about how it's a crime to even say it
>make a small comment about how it isn't illegal to hold an ideology and that this country upholds freedom of speech, didn't mean anything by it
>ARE YOU SYMPATHIZING WITH THE NAZIS WE CAN'T TOLERATE ANY FASCIST SPEECH IN THIS COUNTRY YOU'RE OFFENDING THE JEWS WHO DIED AND WERE BURNT TO DEATH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IT'S A WAR CRIME TO BE A NAZI YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO OPEN MINDED NO ONE WHO BELIEVES NAZI SPEAK HAS A RIGHT TO EXIST IN ANY COUNTRY IT'S NOT LEGAL TO THINK NAZIS ARE ALLOWED TO LIVE THEY DON'T HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH THEY AREN'T HUMAN I CAN'T BELIEVE MY NEPHEW IS A HITLER SYMPATHIZER YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA OF OUR JEWISH FRIENDS APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING SUCH FASCIST LIES
>this goes on for two days until I finally "agree" with them
>spend the rest of the day with an abnormal heart rate and feeling on edge
I-I was just trying to defend freedom of speech. Do all people react all emotional and illogical in response to mentions of nazis?
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>come to /r9k/ to escape /pol/ madness
>almost all threads I see on page 1 are /pol/ shit
fuck off >>>/pol/
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>>39167780
you're not being logical when you defend 'freedom of speech', you're just being a dumbass.
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>>39167780
You're an idiot for so many reasons.

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I do love science and space, but I am purposely NOT going to view the upcoming eclipse on the 21st only because it's getting the attention of so many fucking normies and it's the "big trend" now. It's truly disgusting to me to watch all of these vermin, these SCUMBAGS, care about "muh authentic glasses so I don't get blind hurr durr".

I don't want to blend in. I know it sounds pathetic, but I don't care.
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>>39167767
Absolutely OP
2024 eclipse is where it's at.
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>tfw live right outside the totality zone 2 hours away
>it's just close enough to be in reach but too far for me to actually care about it

oh well.
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>>39167767
Nigga, you act like this hasn't happened before. Just suck it up and stare at the sun, you snowflake.


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