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I mean it'd be pretty interesting but it feels like seeing a one of a kind book with lots of beautiful illustrations and poetry being burned.

But I guess this is just one book among many.

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>>36836695
>garbage rigged unfair planet

Someone has it worse than you and has still made their life better than yours

No asteroid for you

>>36836695

The only thing that would suck about that is we would all die together and I don't want to share death with the fucking normies whom I despised in life

Same here.. had a big group of friends in highschool but I always felt like the third wheel and that everyone else enjoyed each others company more. I cut contact completely a few years into college. After that I heard through thrid parties that they were asking for me, that they missed me etc... which is strange because I never felt like they cared if I was there or not.

OP if you can find a way to fix this: do it or look for help. I'm currently left with no friends at all. I mean I've always been very introverted so it doesn't bother me as much but does get lonely at times. Not to mention the social stigma that comes with having little to no friends... doesnt really help with the girls either.

>>36836758
This sounds exactly like me.

Wish I would have kept in contact with them

>>36836758
They show concern towards my mental state, my insecurities, my obsessive behavior, they share memes with me and interact with me, but I always feel like I'm an extra.
>>36836809
I want to keep contact too, I love them, but I'm going to college and I'm only gonna have 2 friends there at best, which is horrible because I can't socialize alone and those guys don't hang out with me a lot.

>>36836659
send it away senpai 4eyes3000

>>36836699
Great - messaged

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OK apparently not - is anyone else free?

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>>36836620
O gee, I wonder who

That pigeon thing died almost instantly. I vote for s koala or the rainbow flag with like a face

>>36836620
There are no memes left in man. Each must be his own meme. That is the post-Pepe world.

Sounds about right. Plain sparkling water is trash, though.

>>36836566
Well its a specific kind of Stacey, not all of them fall in that category.
i think its one of the saddest tbqh

Not so much today, but up until about twenty years ago, definitely.

One of my first girlfriends, a slightly old fashioned girl, actually said to me that her "job" was to look pretty....

I laughed harder at this than I should have. . . :D Have a you!

>>36836531

That was me.

I regret nothing. I will always cherish those memories of walking around in a hoodie in 90+ degree weather with my jeans billowing in the wind because I cut the inseams with scissors.

>>36836531
>that teacher who used assigned seating even though the school didn't make it compulsory
>that teacher who couldn't go thirty minutes without bitching about his ex wife cucking him
>that teacher that got blackmailed by fucking/buying drugs from kids

>>36836517
>you've lost her
I never even had her, normie. Fuck off.

>>36836517
you should try distancing yourself from her, even if that means deleting fb, it helps.

>>36836517
>a month
Many more to come anon!

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>>36836486
Using different template because I'm lazy. Also bumperoni

Bumpinoli

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>>36836486
Here it is, I don't know what I'm expecting to accomplish here.

i used to eat my hair too!

>>36836431
hi i'll be your gf anon

>>36836462
when i had really long hair i would do that too
but its short now
>>36836474
r-really?
post contact info please

>>36836402
It's utterly ridiculous and inconsequential, as it is unprovable.

And obviously things are gonna look like a simulation, what do you think physics actually is?

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IMO I doubt a machine would be able to replicate consciousness like spontaneously-occurring organs can, and if it could what are the chances our consciousnesses are machine-generated?

then again that could just be my dumb ass simulation brain talking and I really don't know what the fuck is going on

Either way does it really matter? It is not only unprofitable, but our experiences are valid regardless and therefor it is irrelevant

As possible as anything else.

The real thing is if it matters or not, like how people don't usually seriously think how the creation of the universe affects them. Relatively speaking if we are in a simulation it wouldn't change anything.

>>36836372
maybe you're just mentally retarded, anon

No offense anonimo, that's only 20 lbs., I imagine realistically it doesn't look like much. I say keep up the good work, perhaps you won't get immediate gratification, but you're doing yourself a favour in the long run.

I lost 65 lb. and I defeinitely feel better about my appearance and self-esteem somewhat - sure I'm still overweight and I could (and should) stand to lose more, we'll see what happens.

>>36836434
you expect me to lose 50 lbs and end up at 135lb skeleton? are you retarded?

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>>36836327
she is so hot. too bad she only likes Korean / Asian guys.

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Is this a thinly veiled smooch thread?

>>36836335
>tfw chink
too bad I hate dressing like a gaypop fuccboi.

>>36836234
most fembots that are worshipped on here are ugly as shit, so perception on attractiveness may be a bit warped

>>36836234
I'm wondering this as well.

I met two people this week who were robots who were ridiculously attractive-- like literally perfect Aryan gene beautiful. I met the dude IRL, and he was a super social charming boyish dude with the looks of a supermodel, and apparently he has never had a girlfriend. Then I met this girl online that apparently never had a boyfriend and is a complete khv-- but she's extremely shy when talking to strangers. She's also extremely beautiful to point where she'd easily be a model.

It's weird and I just don't understand it. My standards are ridiculous too, but these two literally like they're photoshopped into perfection.

>attractive robots
>""""""""fembots"""""""""

>>36836219
post pics of ur tits and then we can talk

>>36836219
can i be your orbiter? i dont need much of time and will still worship you.

>>36836219
Two methods
1. Be charming, flirt, make people feel special -- form emotional attachments then make them worship you and be willing to die for you. Basically, however the hell Piety does it. The MLG method that slowly kills you from within unless you're a sociopath, but good cash.
2. The "I need a daddy" method, make money off giving nudes and promising to belong to someone if they pay for your living costs.

You don't need to be particularly attractive for either, as long as you're 6/10+ you'll make a lot. For method 2, you need to be more attractive than method 1 because it relies more on looks rather than personality. But for both, you'll want to act in a certain way. I feel for 1, you want to act more like a "queen" while 2 you act more like a child.

Good luck, and soon you'll be making 500k+ a year from neetbux.

I can. Actually i am somewhat popular because i can chanell my autism into humour.

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>>36836242
How do you hide your power level tough?
When i'm starting to make jokes people just say i'm rather abstract or extreme

I can't.

I tried a few times, but when you've been molested as a child by some random stranger it's a bit hard to pretend to have anything in common with people. Developing mental disorders throughout the years of self imposed isolation due to feeling the need to withdraw doesn't exactly help either.

I've become worse at 30 than I was at 25 or 20. I think that whole meme about people with mental disorders dying early might actually be true, I feel more stupid/hopeless as every year goes by.