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You realize that you wasted your time in college and within the year he will likely surpass you and become a chad

>>38652529
That's why you mess with him, you fool. You gotta crush his spirit - make him drop out before he has a chance to become a Chad. You may have given up the battle but I haven't.

suck his dick that'll show him who's boss

>>38652487
Depends. Are you a Normie?

only if you're part of the rising tide
if you're stuck in the undertow
heh heh
let's just say you better be damn good at holding your breath

>>38652497
I'm trying to become one.

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Why are roasties so fucking tone deaf?

>>38652485
She's looking to cheat on her boyfriend, right? That's what this is, a flimsy pretense to be dropped at the first opportunity?

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>>38652485
>That smile face

>>38652484
Will the team I'll be rooting for a month before the next super bowl be the winners?

What about the team I'll be rooting for a month before the super bowl after that?

What about the team I'll be rooting for a month before the super bowl after that?

Easy money checkmate op

O MY RUBBER NEN

are traps gay?
i dont need the other 2 thanks tho mr fairy jester

Most people think they are more attractive than they really are, but yes your initial appraisal of a photo won't be accurate and so y-
>girls I snapchat
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38652452
Light is funny. It bends in all sorts of ways and will totally alter the way you look. I have one mirror which is my main one and I tend to look kinda good in that mirror when I'm not wearing glasses. Every other mirror though, I look like a mutated freak, glasses or not. When it comes to cameras though, forget it. My best friend's wife literally gave me a book full of pictures of me at her wedding because she wanted to get them out of her house.

It's weird though because when find pics of me on old driver's licenses and such, I was attractive as hell.

>>38652526

I thought it was the opposite and most people are too hard on themselves and are more attractive than they think. And it's pretty easy to get girls' snapchats on tinder and shit, even if you are a robot.

This isn't a wishing well.
It's a fishing hell.
Damn that's a good joke. Proof that I'm happy at least, unlike some people who just accuse people of this or that.

Happiness is the privilege of the genetically advantaged.

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>>38652612
why did jonathan brandis drink heavily and then kill himself then?

>>38652403
>must be love

that is so fucking cringy to say.

why have men become so emasculated?

Does Ciara really think she can pull off thicc? Yuck.

>>38652403

she is disgusting and used. Her personality makes her 0/10

wtf that's sailor moon

>>38652392
Who is she? So I can bother her.

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Hahahaha Shall I dump?

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I mostly agree

girlfriends are like an anime series, if you dont enjoy the first few episodes you need to drop it.
if the newest arc doesnt meet expectations wait until the next arc to decide
if both were shitty then drop it
you dont need to keep watching episodes just because you feel obligated too.

>>38652385
well no shit, truly most of these anons would settle for single moms if they actually thought otherwise

>normies call him a coward for fleeing from almost certain death
>made the most logical decision
>only other option was dying for some roastie whore
>somehow this is supposed to be bad

what a weak season this is shaping out to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp94Gb7ctms&t=602s
look at how these normans react to theon
they hate him for not dying to protect 'muh womyn's honor'

>>38652373
Asian women are CUTE, CUTE!

No Yellow fever

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I'm only and exclusively attracted to white girls.

>>38652373
>LOOK MOM I SAID SOMETHING THAT WILL PISS OFF PEOPLE XDXDXDXDXD

talk to yourself opie u cutie

>>38652358
Talk to a beautiful girl tomorrow.

Wow, that wasn't so hard

go to a place where you can find women and then go up to the hottest saying "hi"


"hi" is the first step, just train yourself on stopping girls or going up to them and say "hi" with a confident-ish tone

practice in a city far from yours so you are sure you will never meet that girl again, but not too far otherwise it would be tough to keep in touch and hang out later if it goes well

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>>38652253
It all happened when I started my first year of college. I came to realize how much I hated being around people, and how annoying the average female was. They were loud, obnoxious, and overall unpleasant to be around. Even the quiet ones that had hope had at least one trait that I couldn't stand. As the first months went by, my desire to get a gf fell dramatically. The longer I was there, the more I wanted to be alone. I didn't want friends, I didn't want family, I didn't want a gf, I wanted to be alone. It wasn't long until I found a waifu, and I knew there wouldn't be any odd roastie that I'd love more than or as much as her. I already wasn't interested in sex and stuff, as the idea of sex grosses me out, and I have no desire for the momentary pleasure that is sex.

As the second semester drew to a close, I slowly lost my mind from being there too long, surrounded by normies every day, my misophonia/autism being triggered every waking moment, I felt liberated know that I would never have to worry about going after a gf.

>>38652253
I've found that anyone on this board who doesn't feel this way are usually underage b8 who are still in highschool, and are normalfags who have yet to bloom.

>>38652406
Good for you anon, how are you doing nowadays? Are you happy?

>>38652569
Maybe not, I know there are 20 somethings on this board that really want a relationship, but they could still be in the highschool mentality if that's what you mean. Desiring a relationship and love is kind of childish when you think about it.

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>>38652245
And here it is plated.

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Some good ol nanner dogs

>>38652275
ARe you the rousoto guy

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What the fuck man? You want me to pull all the weight here jesus fuck

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>>38652240
I'll tell you who hasn't made a thread in a while

>>38652346
omg i love mitch mconnell