Why don't you try murdering someone?
Ill leave way too much evidence, splooge, cum, blood, hair, my credit card info on the knife I bought. The meth that fell out of my back pocket that my half finger print is on. My shoe prints, the blood caked all over my shirt when I stab you in your aordic artery.
Once I was driving late at night and saw a homeless man sleeping in the side of the curb. I could have easily ran over him, he would die and nobody would ever know it was me. I just didn't want to do it, I'm not that much of a piece of shit yet.
> i saw the qt depressed looking cashier at the grocery store again
oh gosh how do i get my heart to stop fluttering
>anon come swimming with me
>Tfw just got diagnosed with gyno
IM NOT EVEN FAT WTF DO I DO NOW
How can white cunts even compete?
ITT: shoes for robots.
>little brother who is 3 years younger than me moving in with his long-term GF
>he has had a stable job for many years, and relationshits since he was 13
>meanwhile I am the underachieving loner whom it took 4+ years to finish a 2-year degree
>no relationships with women to speak with
>still live with parents
Its a relief to have a somewhat normie sibling, I'll tell ya whut. Takes some weight off your shoulders, since your parents aren't putting all of their hope and faith on your success.
>tfw only under performer in a family of multiple high performing siblings
>siblings constantly ask why I've had to move back in
>Parents have no idea what they're gonna do with me
My brother is you.
Your brother is me.
All of the pressure for success is on me. Every fucking bit of it. It's the worst. My family bugs the shit out of me to settle down and start having kids. I'm not ready for that. Got a lot of love to give before I settle down.
>mfw I catch the smell of a bakery
>mfw I'd let bread fuck me
Hey bots. Get in here and let's listen to some music. Anything goes. But you'll get skipped if you get half or more of the population's mehs. Enjoy.
happy birthday to me
>tfw family members are too poor to afford any presents
i have a painful cyst between my asscheeks i cant even sit up to play wow feelsbadman
how do i get rid of this?
is it right above your ass crack? thats where mine was and apparently its called a pilonidal cyst and comes from when you sit on your ass too much i.e playing wow.
get that shit drained at the doctor bro its the only way. if you're lucky they give you pain pills like me lol
>Having to repeat an introduction in your head in an attempt to not fuck it up
>tfw fuck it up anyway
only when i'm coming down from a lot of alcohol and weed, and I'm hoping the wrong people aren't going to notice.
i feel like the only reason we're failing is not being careless enough. I only stutter when I feel like i absolutely can't mess up and then it bites me in the ass
What is the most important point of life?
I want to LICK and SNIFF a stinky MILF's sweaty asshole when she gets home from work!
I want to lick and sniff a stinky anon's sweaty asshole when he gets home from work
I wouldn't mind a cute boy licking my sweaty ass when I get home from work. Btw, hope you like your buttholes hairy anon, cause it's a jungle in my crack. Don't worry though, I'm very hygienic; it'll just trap sweat for you.
>parents left for the week
>now I can sit in my room all day with the door open