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>>36028435
why are you wearing makeup to go swimming?

k. i can't swim though so i need to hold on to your boobs for flotation.

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>>36028435
I can't swim :(

oragenaroeo

>>36028422
HRT will solve your problems

>>36028451
They wouldn't give me T just to fix some gyno. It's registered as a "controlled substance" where I live

If you dont have the money for surgery the only option is to get your bodyfat % as low as you can.

>>36028382
What do you mean? Asian chicks would rather get white cock than asian shrimpdick.

>>36028382
by not needing fucking eyelid surgery to fix their inferior genetics

also white women are actually pretty diverse, whereas all gooks looks the fucking same

>>36028382
Why would they when the BBC is right around the corner?

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only true robot shoe

Yo why are those Basketball shoes for robots? Seem pretty comfy and nice to me desu

>>36028457
Because I don't play basketball which defeats the purpose

I feel ya OP

I'm waiting for my sister to have a kid so I can finally kill myself

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>>36028323
>tfw only under performer in a family of multiple high performing siblings
>siblings constantly ask why I've had to move back in
>Parents have no idea what they're gonna do with me

>>36028323
My brother is you.
Your brother is me.

All of the pressure for success is on me. Every fucking bit of it. It's the worst. My family bugs the shit out of me to settle down and start having kids. I'm not ready for that. Got a lot of love to give before I settle down.

>>36028321
I'd let the subs at Subway fuck me

chad.breadwinner claiming toasties with pheromone power advantage alone

>>36028391
>toasties

kek'd

get in here robots......i am original as fuck..suck my dicks

faggots....get in here....shit is pretty fun

A very original and shameless self bump

>>36028280
Happy birthday, anon.
Does your family remember about this day?

>>36028333
Thank you mr trips. Mom is cooking tendies for me tonight

>>36028360
That's awesome.
now we must resist the temptation to turn it into tendies appreciation thread

>>36028195
Go to the doctor. He will give you better information than a bohemian basket weaving forum.

>>36028195
is it right above your ass crack? thats where mine was and apparently its called a pilonidal cyst and comes from when you sit on your ass too much i.e playing wow.

get that shit drained at the doctor bro its the only way. if you're lucky they give you pain pills like me lol

>>36028226
>He will give you better information than a bohemian basket weaving forum.

So you gave him bad information? Devilish.

only when i'm coming down from a lot of alcohol and weed, and I'm hoping the wrong people aren't going to notice.

i feel like the only reason we're failing is not being careless enough. I only stutter when I feel like i absolutely can't mess up and then it bites me in the ass

I stutter and it sucks. Thankfully, I'm a nice fella in RL and my friends like/pity me enough to not make a big deal out of it.

With me it comes and goes and comes again, I don't know why.

Death. We're all on borrowed time.

>losingvirginity.gif

Getting dubs lmao

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>>36028117
I want to lick and sniff a stinky anon's sweaty asshole when he gets home from work

>>36028117
I want to lick a sweaty repugnant DILF's ass

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>>36028330

I wouldn't mind a cute boy licking my sweaty ass when I get home from work. Btw, hope you like your buttholes hairy anon, cause it's a jungle in my crack. Don't worry though, I'm very hygienic; it'll just trap sweat for you.

>>36028090
woah dont get too crazy there dude

>>36028090
Naked amirite?

>neighbors walk by and see your pale bony body tacking away on your keyboard
>door closed

I don't hate you, I just don't wanna be around you.

you choosed everything at char creation

enjo;y ur h8

>>36028089
dont pretend black people arent hating white people either

if i hear one more mayo joke im gonna blow a fucking gasket

>>36028065
But they wouldn't because girls do not like guys and apparently your proof of that.

>>36028065
Strawman:

>I thoroughly dislike people who pose as 'girl gamers' but really are just dishing out softcore pornography with a side dish of drama.

>But can they be blamed for exploiting their assets (no pun intended) in order to make money? I imagine that being a 'fake girl gamer' on Twitch is a convenient halfway point between being a truly-competent game commentator and being a fully-pornographic camgirl.

>In presenting themselves as 'gamers', they sully the reputation of actual female video-game enthusiasts who seek to build their reputations based on actual game-playing. As a female who considers herself to be genuinely interested in video games, I find it extremely irksome that, when the average person thinks of a female video-game commentator, he imagines, not a competent commentator who happens to speak with a female voice, but a hot girl who shows off her own body more than she shows off the game she's (badly) playing.
>Yes, as a hot girl, I could do the same thing myself--but I prefer to aspire to the big leagues of truly-informative and intellectually-entertaining commentary, rather than merely exploiting people's base instincts for my own personal gain.

>>36028082
Can you blame them? I'd be into chicks too if I were a woman.