>knew a girl in high school
>she was one of the few people nice to me even though she was very popular and had a ton of friends already
>kept in contact with her after school, but our conversations slowly devolve into me just drunk texting her and she trying her best to calm me down
>about a year ago I realize what shit I was putting her through and decided to stop texting her
>haven't heard from her in that year since, assume she was glad I stopped texting her
>started drinking yesterday after I got off work
>blacked out last night
>look at my phone this morning and see that I texted her literal gibberish
>"read 01:37"
WHAT DO I DO
I FUCKING TEXTED HER "shfjajjj"
>drunk texting
Dumbass. If you're going to drink you need to hide your phone.
>>37600875
I can't help it
When I go to the bar I bring my phone so I can uber back and so I can browse 4chan while drinking
>>37600891
>spending extra money to drink
>going to bars
well, there goes my sympathy.
i thought you were one of us
>have cute, feminine penis
>masculine ballsack
Why are fat white girls so easy to fuck?
No self esteem. If you even make them believe they're desirable in any capacity they'll fuck you and hope that their pussy was good enough that you'll come back.
because they think no one wants them so they just go with what they can get.
>>37600752
Because they cant run away
Who here wants to join Teehee's Fairy Squad?
What's in it for me? (Oregano cummint)
>>37600730
When you die you get to be reborn as a fairy, just like Teehee.
Sounds okay I guess. What do I have to do?
You will now resume nofap
>>37600695
>ambulances are overpriced
lmao Americans.
>>>/fit/41736297
come fat bots seek shelter like i did
You are not belong here, if you prefer real women over 2D women.
You are not belong here, if you are a female.
You are not belong here, if you are a normie.
>>37600583
>t.weebshit with an opinionalso touhou is a shitty game
>>37600808
Looks like someone can't even 1cc easy mode...
>>37600583
Even Moot agrees with you OP. 3DPD has no power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGYmJfgFrDM
How he can resist not having massive erection while putting his crotch on this girl face
What's the most autistic thing you've ever seen in real life or on4chan?
The entirety of /r9k/
>>37600564
My parents having sex
>>37600564
My job interview today. I spilled all the spaghetti in my pockets when I was asked about my strengths and how my character would fit with the company. Couldn't even say two coherent sentences.
Just end my misery already.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140543/r
I NEED HELP WITH THIS ONE
PLEASE VOTE NO
>>37600503
is it reverse psychology and he wants us to choose "yes", or does he really need votes for "no"
Even the roos can be Chads, why can't you?
>Tfw this board is drastically slower than it was a few years ago because robots believe normies took over when really everyone baited each other
And thus robotkind came to an end by it's own hand.
mulattos and mixed children are so fucking ugly lol
>shit hair
>nig lips and nose
>imitation whit people skin
>low iq
>suicidal
>dont fit in anywherei am one fucking kill me
But chocker girls might like you and you can talk to cops. But then again you are half black
I hate myself. My skin is so light but I still have an ugly nigger nose and massive lips. No culture accept me. You can joke all you want but you will never feel my pain.
>tfw you close the reddit tab, open a new tab and type reddit.com
Me_irl xddddz
>tfw conservative upper class man but cannot get with any conservative upper class women
>tfw only women who like me are trashy lower class poorfags with green highlights and tattoos
What the fuck did I do to deserve this? God is truly cruel.
Does anyone know this feel? It's a horrible feel.