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>knew a girl in high school
>she was one of the few people nice to me even though she was very popular and had a ton of friends already
>kept in contact with her after school, but our conversations slowly devolve into me just drunk texting her and she trying her best to calm me down
>about a year ago I realize what shit I was putting her through and decided to stop texting her
>haven't heard from her in that year since, assume she was glad I stopped texting her
>started drinking yesterday after I got off work
>blacked out last night
>look at my phone this morning and see that I texted her literal gibberish
>"read 01:37"

WHAT DO I DO

I FUCKING TEXTED HER "shfjajjj"
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>drunk texting
Dumbass. If you're going to drink you need to hide your phone.
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>>37600875

I can't help it

When I go to the bar I bring my phone so I can uber back and so I can browse 4chan while drinking
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>>37600891
>spending extra money to drink
>going to bars

well, there goes my sympathy.

i thought you were one of us

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>have cute, feminine penis
>masculine ballsack
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Why are fat white girls so easy to fuck?
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No self esteem. If you even make them believe they're desirable in any capacity they'll fuck you and hope that their pussy was good enough that you'll come back.
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because they think no one wants them so they just go with what they can get.
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>>37600752
Because they cant run away

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Who here wants to join Teehee's Fairy Squad?
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What's in it for me? (Oregano cummint)
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>>37600730
When you die you get to be reborn as a fairy, just like Teehee.
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Sounds okay I guess. What do I have to do?

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You will now resume nofap
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>>37600695
>ambulances are overpriced

lmao Americans.

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>>>/fit/41736297


come fat bots seek shelter like i did
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You are not belong here, if you prefer real women over 2D women.
You are not belong here, if you are a female.
You are not belong here, if you are a normie.
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>>37600583
>t.weebshit with an opinion
also touhou is a shitty game
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>>37600808
Looks like someone can't even 1cc easy mode...
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>>37600583
Even Moot agrees with you OP. 3DPD has no power.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGYmJfgFrDM
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How he can resist not having massive erection while putting his crotch on this girl face

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What's the most autistic thing you've ever seen in real life or on 4chan ?
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The entirety of /r9k/
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>>37600564
My parents having sex
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>>37600564
My job interview today. I spilled all the spaghetti in my pockets when I was asked about my strengths and how my character would fit with the company. Couldn't even say two coherent sentences.

Just end my misery already.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140543/r
I NEED HELP WITH THIS ONE

PLEASE VOTE NO
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>>37600503
is it reverse psychology and he wants us to choose "yes", or does he really need votes for "no"

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Even the roos can be Chads, why can't you?
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>Tfw this board is drastically slower than it was a few years ago because robots believe normies took over when really everyone baited each other

And thus robotkind came to an end by it's own hand.
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mulattos and mixed children are so fucking ugly lol

>shit hair
>nig lips and nose
>imitation whit people skin
>low iq
>suicidal
>dont fit in anywhere

i am one fucking kill me
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But chocker girls might like you and you can talk to cops. But then again you are half black
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I hate myself. My skin is so light but I still have an ugly nigger nose and massive lips. No culture accept me. You can joke all you want but you will never feel my pain.

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>tfw you close the reddit tab, open a new tab and type reddit.com
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Me_irl xddddz

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>tfw conservative upper class man but cannot get with any conservative upper class women
>tfw only women who like me are trashy lower class poorfags with green highlights and tattoos

What the fuck did I do to deserve this? God is truly cruel.

Does anyone know this feel? It's a horrible feel.
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