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Keep going, don't be a weak faggot

>>38761149
How should i know?
t. 24 khv

>>38761149
put your cock in her mouth for a cleaning

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>>38761059
>They aren't all that picky

Eat shit

>>38761059
>evolution made them picky because muh pregnancy is risky
>jews throw feminism into the mix
Good job now they're all going for Chad and civilization will crumble.

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>>38761121
Blaming the Jews for the fact that you're not smart enough to exploit feminism in order to get laid.

>>38759310
"nobody's normal"
LOOOOOL

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>>38759310
this better be bait...

desu desu desu desu

I hated this fucking faggot in its kind of a funny story.
And he was supposed to be a teenager in that, which was 7 years ago.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZHBRE7E4c8

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>>38759279

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQxIwQu2Rkc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l971y5UUOxU
WE CAN TAKE OUR TIME NOW THAT I KNOW
THIS TIME

>>38758351
>witnessed the emo girl shit herself in class

it was awful, she sat there for a while in it then left

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>>38758351
>be me
>be at college
>be friends with 7/10 girl, really like her
>her name is victoria
>says she hates her name
>genuinely agree
>have the same hobbies and interests
>she's asian.
>shorter than I am
>plan to ask her out next friday
>always think about her
>think she likes me
>we were done talking and she takes the elevator
>be hanging with fake friends
>hear loud noise coming from the inside of the walls
>ignore
>some minutes pass before I hear a girl scream from upstairs
>ignore
>start walking to class when I walk by the elevator and see my crush's decapitated head separated from her body on top of the elevator with the doors open for some reason.
>we were on the second floor and the elevator was in the first floor but the girl was basically on top of the elevator
>vomit
>realize
>ambulance and police are called but they couldn't even stop vomiting
What happened was that the elevator got stuck trying to go up, and there was this tiny opening which she put her head through, and then immediately the elevator's old ass cable snapped, and dragged the head with her hair.

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>whitnessed Chad taking the virginity of my Oneitis.
he obviously left her right after, she was depressed for the rest of the year

>tfw went from cyborg to normalfag in 3 days

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ayy lmao apparently am a high-level wizard

>>38758389
My god, how far you've fallen....

report this thread for spam reminder

>>38757889

Sounds to me like she just has some sort of social anxiety issues. I don't like people looking at me either, I feel incredibly uncomfortable with it. Men tend to look more at women and their looks tend to linger so I can understand why she may be bothered if she has social anxiety.

>>38757992
sorry
I thought it didn't post
not trying to spam, pls help me mods

>>38757361
No, but you wanna get drunk drunk and rail fentynal with me?
Fuck off this is Russia.

Yeah, I'm gonna go watch the one you were in. Bring lube.

I wanna save her so bad but she's already been defiled

>>38757002
old. I wonder what he is up to today. I can't imagine having a Phd and still not getting a job.

>>38757002
Now I just watch it to see him put his hands on his hip in the first 2 seconds

>>38757002
>>38757002
not gonna watch that shit but if you graduate in womens studies or retarded shit like that you wont get far in life.
i got a bachelors and i got a job 3 months after graduating and that because i was being lazy about it.

>>38756458
>autist
>INFJ-T
INTP, ISTP, or INTJ-A, anon

>being straight
faggot

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>>38756458
>only wants to play video games
>isn't fat

In your dreams anon.

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>>38755051
Here it is, no mosquito net for me

>>38755051
jfc Nigeria

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Gotta post something original to avoid post discard: I am a well adjusted human being who doesn't blame the world for my problems?

>>38754547

The big problem with /pol/ is that it's always the same circle jerk. Spending your life hating on someone is not worth it, yet they still don't understand it.

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>>38754547
/pol/ led me to /r9k/ actually, not the other way around...

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>>38754547
Degeneracy is pretty relative tho tbqh senpai

I'm 19 btw

Original depression

>>38754346
>so many hairs on my pillow

I know this feel anon, plus everytime I take a shower the drain literally gets clogged with a swath of hairs, this has been happening for the last 3 years. my older brother is already noticeably balded and he's only 24. on the bright side my barber said i have a lot of hair, but i'm more concerned about the rate of hair loss the how much i currently have since it hasn't stopped since it started 3 years ago. i hope it's mostly from stress because i have really stressful medical problems so once i resolve those hopefully the seemingly excessive hair loss stops.

>>38754396
Finasteride is the answer.

Because it's taboo and kinky, and your prostate.

because youre a faggot beta bitch

>>38752786
>when she spanks you while pegging you and calls you a good boy when you come handsfree
>then she kisses you gently and tells you how made a big mess
>she pulls our and makes you kiss the tip of the dildo
>she smiles on you

>>38750460
Stay. Leaving wouldn't change anything

>>38750460
I wish the word filter for femanon would go back to being cumdumpster
As it should be.

Too bad he didn't just kill you instead roastie.