i miss her so much
why do qt girls commit suicide?
stupid russian whore
>>39300783
stupid russian roastie whore
>>39300783
Who is this girl?
Why did she an hero
When you read posts, what does the voice in your head sound like?
>>39300768
A British version of myself or the German accent I'll do when no one else is around when I'm talking to myself.
>>39300768
I don't fucking narrate posts.
It just sounds like my normal speaking voice.
Lets see how good you LARPers are.
Would you rather date a virgin or someone who lost it to a drunken one night stand?
>>39300736
This is the shittiest test ever. It's not like you'll believe anyway.
I'll take the virgin.
>>39300864
>shittiest test ever
And yet it tells me that everyone in this thread is blatantly male :^)
>ywn get diapered by mommy
>she will never treat cumming just the same as pissing or shitting in your diaper
>she will never give you loving nursing handjobs
Why do I keep getting stupid fetishes
>>39300696
I also have this fetish and want to kms everytime I get a boner from it
>>39300696
>you will never get a slow, gentle, nearly teasing handjob from a girl with lobster claws
>>39300696
>TFW no mommy GF with big milky titties to let me nurse
>tfw you finally get over your oneitis and start meeting new girls
>when you're dating your oneitis but you're constantly worried she doesn't think you're good enough.
>break up with oneitis because no longer have good feels to post on /r9k/
>when you love your oneitis for 11 years and see no end in sight
What are you smoking today, anon? Can I bum one of those?
Also
>cigs?
>vaping?
>weed?
>pipe?
>rolling?
Why do you smoke? You know it will eventually kill you in 50 years, right?
Marlboro Greens, I'm too lazy for rolling cigarettes. Well, since i'm here it's not like i enjoy life anyway. Besides, I enjoy smoking, especially during drinking sessions.
LM lights 100's before I quit
>>39300636
>You know it will eventually kill you in 50 years, right?
Life will more than likely take you out much sooner.
>be me
>minding my own business
>see a bird
>bird is angry
>ask why
>he doesnt answer
>love the bird
>protect the bird
>bird eats you
>become the bird
>a hunter shoots you
>die
>be dust
>dissolve into earth
>years pass by
>a flower rises in the sunshine
>from what is left from the birds dust
>as i walk by
>i step on it
>and you are still reading it
>how far would it take
>for you to understand that
>this will not go anywhere
>like life
>and one and two
>and one two three four
>>39300535
i think that youre an interesting problem
please send me more things like this. I don't know why, but I really like what you just wrote. I have a strange attraction to it. I need more.
Message me on Discord axuirs#7941 or email me at [email protected]
pls, i must have more
>>39300563
w-what do you mean, anon-sama?
How do I let go of the hate? It's consuming me.
>>39300423
whats the hate for anon?
Embrace it anon. Become another hero of /r9k/
>>39300423
>>39300573
This who/what do you hate and why? Hate is a poison you drink to kill your enemies, so I hope you have a good reason for it anon
So I hired another escort yesterday. Couldn't get my stupid dick up again. She was real fucking cute. About 18-20, and innocent looking. She tried sucking me bareback, but apparently didn't like the taste (I'm uncut) and put a condom on.
After stumbling around trying to get it up, she helped me shove it in her vagina, and even though I felt no pleasure I thrusted as hard and fast as I could to make her feel good.
After trying a few more positions, she asked me to cum, I jacked off, and she said "thank God" in the end which kinda broke my heart. She smiled and made small talk while leaving, and said she'd be okay with seeing me again (I asked).
I feel weird, like I'm in love with her, but I can't see her again because I can't get my dick up. What do r9k?
Shes a whore dude, I used to fall in love with every girl that fucking looked at me until I got my shit together
>>39300411
Are you on any kind of medications?
>>39300411
Do nofap a few days beforehand or something, i dunno
Or just fap
Is there anyone on this board who could teach me how to make music in FL Studio? I really want to learn. Leave your discord below and I will add you.
>>39300405
>diaperfag wants to make music
I'll do a good deed for society today by not assisting you with this.
What type of music are you trying to make, anon?
>>39300430
I'm not having a diaper fetish. I find the picture ironic.
>>39300553
Rap or trap beats
I've got a bit of a thing for this girl... i'm just curious how other people rate her appearance? I think she's great... (middle)
6/10
The teeth are a little weird and hair isn't all that good. can you show body and not just face?
>>39300303
another pic with her bestie.. her bestie is a lovely person
>>39300322
yeah sure, give me a minute!
i might have pics with fewer clothes..
HOLY SHIT HAHAHA IS THERE ANY RACE MORE PATHETIC THAN GOOKS?
>A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/young-chinese-are-too-fat-and-masturbate-too-much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html
>>39300248
>Chinks
>Gooks
>>39300248
Wait. Matter of fact, why are you posting this here? We have multiple boards for international shit where you're likely to farm more (You)s.
>>39300299
/r9k/ has a high quantity of weeaboos who need to be educated on why their "most grorious ideal race" is actually terrible.
Robots, how do I stop wanting to suicide?
Watch K-ON! and then K-ON!! and then K-ON! The Movie
When I figure it out, I'll let you know.
>>39300168
You need to find a purpose in life.
Purpose is and has always been self-defined.
Your purpose doesn't have to involve a companion or children.
It doesn't have to involve friends or other specific people, but it should be something long term.
>stand up
>have to stretch and fucking manipulate it so that it doesn't hurt or bother
>POP
>SNAP
>sigh of relief
>has been like this since a kid
weak spine bros, where you at?
consider seeing a doctor, this is not normal
>>39300284
already have, scoliosis and having a spine that not as strong as usual sucks.
tried strengthening it through weight training, it helps, but doesn't eliminate the need to stretch to remove discomfort.
>>39300134
I swear to god I've seen this exact thread and comments before.
if you are female and is reading this now you are my gf and there is nothing you can do about it
Okay but i wont have sex with you, show you any physical affection, be satisfied with anything you do for me, or like you.
>>39300015
im male can i still be your gf desu
>>39300360
why not, bitch? why the fuck are you even here?