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Is he the autistic version of ReviewBrah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADHa-KnepYg
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>>34027180
ReviewBrash is the autistic version of ReviewBrah
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>>34027199
fp;bp

I was gonna post that.
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he just talks in a monotone, but otherwise seems pretty normal, to be quite senpai desu

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>mfw no druggy gf
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lmao just get on pham haha
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>>34027147
You dont want that senpai. I had a speed addict of a gf a long time ago when I left school, I became an addict, an asshole to my family and was homeless (squating abandon houses with her)
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>>34027147
>tfw no blobo gf

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>yfw Russian Embassy tweeted Pepe
>yfw meme magic is real
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we did it reddit! they might mention reddit in the real world now :D
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It took 70 years, but it's finally been done.
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>mfw it's real

holy fuck, truly the best timeline

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>it's a therapist makes fun of me for not having a job episode
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>it's a therapist gets nervous when I see through her lies episode
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lmao get a job
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>>34027131
can relate to this senpai

best feeling ever

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>it's a doggy dog world

What do normies mean by this?
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Its code for having doggy style sex. When they say it means they just had it the night before.
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It's dog EAT dog, you autistic faggot frogposter.
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>>34027061
Why would a dog eat it's own kind? Idiot

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so you're telling me you wouldn't fuck her given the chance
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>>34027000
nope, not even a tiny one.

nice trips tho
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>>34027000
The one in the back? Sure.
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>>34027000
I'd like to but i havent unlocked her yet

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so are women finally admitting that being a whore results in disgusting used up "outie" vaginas? it's about time.
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>>34026938
what does it matter to you it's not like you'll ever a see a vagina in real life ever

stop whining
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>>34026961

i've seen a vagina or two in my life boyo
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talking about your daughters vagina is messed up tbqh

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>be me browsing the 4chan in front of mom a few weeks ago
>mom asks me why they all have hats on

what should have i told her ?
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They're party hats for christmas. Fucking spastic
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>>34026865

Simmer down sweetie
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>>34026822
What did you tell her in your own original way?

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Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient, better driver
A safer car, baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well, no bad dreams
No paranoia
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favours for favours, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace, slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned, but powerless
An empowered and informed member of societ, pragmatism not idealism
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in backseat
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness
Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig in a cage on antibiotics

Originality
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>originality

DELETHIS YOU FUCKING ASS OF A HUMAN BEING
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>>34026797
>A pig in a cage on antibiotics
>tfw only have antibiotics but no oats
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>>34026797
Fucking love radiohead.

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>not knowing Johnson

What should I say? I'm a beta sperg who wants to get laid. Shes responded so far so she's interested.
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>>34026796
She knows exactly what it means, but can't believe you actually said that.
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>>34026796
Is this tinder and is she a cute?
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It's over. She thinks I'm a creep.

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ITT: Non-sexual shit that gets you hard

>sleeveless turtlenecks
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>>34026747
Bangs
Cardigans
Hiking boots
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When a girl shits her pants and isn't even fazed by it
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>>34026747
Girls in tight jeans + black flats

really cooks my meat & potatoes if you know what I mean

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Could someone buy me a roblox card?

>inb4 I'm a cute girl
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Nah lol

originaboriginal
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>>34026671
>roblox
You're underaged.
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>>34026671
>roblox
why the fuck

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What the fuck is up with this? Why do people keep telling me i walk in a very recognizable way. I think i walk a bit differently but so does everyone in their own way, but apparently i have one that everyone feels the need to point out.
Anyone else know this feel?
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well, how do you walk?
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>>34026650
>he does the autism walk
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>>34026650
Same here. Everyone says I walk weird. I walk sorta fast and on my toes while leaning more forward than usual. I'm just in a hurry.

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Ok, robots. I've just come from /pol/, and I'm amped up. It's time to settle down and get /comfy/. Who's with me? Let's have a nondescript low stress chat.
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HOW CAN YOU REST WHEN THE ETERNAL JEW NEVER SLEEPS!
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>from /pol/
Then go back
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>>34026641
>you have to go back
but I like it here, anon.

Where is the best place to meet qt3.14 Korean or Japanese girls? What type of guys would they like? I live in Florida so there are not many near me. I know that asian girls born in America usually like white guys, but do asian girls from Asia actually like white guys?
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>what is the best place to meet korean girls
korea
>what is the best place to meet japanese girls
japan
>what type of guys do they like
not you
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>>34026580
>Where is the best place to meet qt3.14 Korean or Japanese girls?
Japan and Korea

>What type of guys would they like?
Skinny k-pop star looking fags

>But do asian girls from Asia actually like white guys?
Depends on the girls. Most would date you if you're good looking.
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Besides their homeland, they usually study at top tier uni abroad

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