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Who here has a gay fetish but isn't acting up on it, and why?
Personally, here's the thing.
I know it's a fetish and all, but I'm a closeted bi and the only real thing stopping me from gay hookups, beyond HIV and STDs(condoms are a thing) is how violent men are.
You'd think fags would be cute and understanding but as a complete bottom all the tops I chat with online are all very aggressive, asserting and sound like you're annoying them even though you're proposing them to fuck your holes, what the hell is wrong with men?
Sure I don't like skinny guys or short ones and would rather look for a big fat dude to dominate me so I guess I'm partly to blame but people sound like disrespectful jerks who don't even try to conceal their bitterness/violence online, be it physically or just smugness that makes me sick.
For real if I could find a chill sexfriend who would make me experiment gay sex I'd 100% gag on his cock.
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>>38642445
Christ man
You sound like a pussy even by literal faggot standards
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>tfw pic related is my ultimate fetish but dudes like that only wany hairless twinks not older than 20 and I'm 27, hairy with a slight chub.
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Yeah same, i don't want a romantic relationship with a man but I get really aroused over the thought of sucking dick and getting fucked, is happily top as well. Guess I'm a closeted bi too. Other than the STD's which can be taken care of with condoms I live in a rather small town so if I did something gay and people found out Itd be pretty disastrous for me. I'm moving to a city with a large gay scene in a few months for college so I'm going to try and get some action there as no one will know me. I've only ever kissed two girls and they were just randoms in a club so I'm kind of intimidated by doing anything with boys but I'm looking forward to it too
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After 2 minutes of research I have decided that /b/ is a cancerous board that was destroyed with nudes
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what do you expect? Its the board that is most exposed outside of 4chan, its where newfags automatically go
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post some shitty threads
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It's been cancer since 2008. I often forget it even exists.
>>38642383
>its where newfags automatically go
I feel like /pol/ is starting to replace /b/ in that department.
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Guys. I found the next Elsa gate! This is huge. Normalfags are getting off to baby monkeys being tortured and abused. This is all over youtube but no one has talked about it. Don't believe me?
Search "monkey hate" on youtube. What you will find is shocking. You will find hundreds of playlist of monkey torture. Each playlist can have up to 2,000 videos. The comments are the worst part. The top comments are of normies laughing and happy that the baby monkeys are tortured. Those comments have a lot of likes and supportive replies.
Normies were always cancer but this is ridiculous!
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>>38642341
Post the link ,you fucking retarded phone posting shit
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>>38642392
You are fucking retarded
I literally fucking told you to type "Hate monkey"
Fine I'll spoon feed you stupid Newfags since you are so fucking retarded.
Cruel abuse of monkeys: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtuEsbXl6hTneCCSNjVbexx5XIggGSMIh
https://youtu.be/MsY9UMc_OSc
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>>38642491
>Search Monkey hate.
>20 playlists come up
Do you expect to watch all of it?
Kill youself
and your thread is fucking garbage btw you stupid cunt.
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It's time for dumb people feels, smartbots need not apply
>tfw just failed my driving learners test (the written one to get your L) for the 7th time, after studying for a week straight.
Oh well. Where my dumb bots at?
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smart enough to know that my life is not gunna improve any more
dumb enough to keep living
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I feel like I am getting dumber and dumber I hate it
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>>38642306
I think I have seen this post before.
LongDistanceRelationship General
Are you in a ldr at this moment, anon? HOw ahve you ever been in one?
Post experiences
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>>38642300
They're shit and not worth it, don't bother with them because no one wins.
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>>38642321
nah
been in a long-distance relationship for 7 months now, started dating on christmas and he's still perfect. it has its challenges but every relationship has a significant chance of failure, if you think you have a connection, go for it.
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>>38642394
;-; if only things could be as rosy on my end..
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/r9k/, could you ever be in a relationship with a girl who has made out with another man before?
Your kissing abilities will be compared to her previous lovers', and you'll see her kissing them whenever you look at her lips.
>just use mouthwash
But can the memories be washed out?
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Only if that man was a fellow white brother.
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>>38642285
Yes obviously, stop worrying about comparing yourselves to other men you silly sods.
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i cucked her ex, took her while they were still together. pretty sure his traces are long gone if they've ever existed. it's eat or be eaten
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Okay, how do you know you are not ugly? Like, I know that I am not handsome obliviously but how do I know if I am ugly or below average? It is not like anybody will come up to me and say me that I am ugly.
I know we have /soc/ but I am not going to post any pictures. Just curious how do you guys gauge yourself?
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>>38642239
I've asked girls on the net on random forums and what not. I also figured so much by going on okcupid and tinder and getting like no matches for tinder and okcupid. That's how.
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>>38642270
Well, I have tried tinder and got no matches but I have been super picky and only swiped girls who are obliviously out of my league. Should I just go ahead and swipe everybody to the right to see whom I get matched with?
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>>38642239
I've been told I am ugly several times.
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I started a thread last night asking you all to red pill me on the red pill but I got too drunk to read or reply to anything then fell asleep.
Can you ideological pharmacists continue to shill me on these pills?
I tried reading the archive of it and there were some thought out replies. What are these other pills too?
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>>38642236
wha you wanna know
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>>38642318
ats easy
blue pill is for normie faggots who only want to feel good about being good and to look good to everyone else
and the blackpill is for defeatist cucks who cant be arsed redpilling people because they are self hating nihilistic contrarians edgelords
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>>38642421
why does the blue pill sound like the best one?
Hi /r9k/,
This is my room.
What does your room look like?
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>>38642103
comfy as fuck. that room is right up my alley.
are you a college student?
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>>38642103
Are you running a publishing company?
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>>38642133
Yes, but I'm taking the semester off and won't be resuming classes until Spring 2018.
tfw getting my degree a few months before turning 26.
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Hey guys. If you want to know who circumcised you, all you have to do is look at your birth certificate. I did that and found this piece of shit.
https://www.pennmedicine.org/news/internal-newsletters/whats-new/2016/october/welcome-dr-steven-ralston-chair-of-the-depart
> He taught Medical Ethics and Professionalism for the past three years
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>>38642102
>being circumcised
fucking loser
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>>38642102
hahaa op got jewed what a faggot
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>>38642102
I'll give you a pity (you) anon, cause you clearly wanted more out of this thread.
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I'm bored /r9k/, give me stuff to read out on vocaroo. I'll try and do accents if you want as well.
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Sing 'America the Beautiful' with a mouthful of cum.
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Do the Huey Lewis & The News copypasta, including the TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD part
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>>38642053
Say the 14 verses.
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>tfw 10 days playtime on a month-old minecraft server
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>>38642036
Fakku? Buddy?
Is the server back up? I havent been able to connect all day
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>>38642036
Server IP?
Fuhdfyfughejdf
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>>38642264
Exovia said he'll be gone for like 4 days on vacation, and the server happened to crash after he left. :((((((((((((
>>38642297
I believe it is r9kserver.ddns.net, but yeah, it'll down until this weekend
I've been a NEET for 3 years and you're going to tell me you've been a NEET longer so I feel a bit less of a loser.
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heh, 4 years but I have a gf and a sportsbike so it's probably still a hit OP. dont worry though I feel like shit, have debt and I'm an addict so we're still sort of in this together. good luck eh ?
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8 years, but stopped for now.
Go out occasionally, after a while it really fucks with what little socialskill you might posses.
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I was one for 6 years. At age 30 I got bored and got a job/went back to school though.
Lack of social skills only sucked for a little while. They're easy to learn though. I assume this is because humans are inherently social creatures. Plus I didn't have legit autism or anything, just agoraphobia/anxiety, which can be improved upon with exposure therapy.
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Women are most beautiful at age 29-31
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That is an undeniable FACT
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According to whom? Original question
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>>38641979
>the wall stage
>attractive
More like desperate
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>>38641979
women hit the fucking wall by 30
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Do Asian women have the best tasting pussies?
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>>38641959
do you really expect anyone here to answer that?
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>>38641959
Are you the guy that keep making the asian thread? You know Asian girls have a sixth sense about people who only like them for being asian.
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>>38641987
I make several but not all of them.
I definitely post in the other ones but I do not create all of them.
I'm just a perverted ahjussi.